THE DIRTY ARMY: Some people should just stay in on Halloween. No clue what she is supposed to be or how she got her boobs that close together.
I am going with School Teacher. What do you think? And don’t say DeLorean because of her flux capacitor push job.- nik
Silly CamelJockey says:
Cougars like this are so pathetic – trying to compete solely on their looks and bodies. If that’s all we were looking for, we’re going for someone in their 20s.
And she looks ridiculous at a nightclub at her age. Cut that ratty hair and act like you have some dignity.
to Silly CamelJockeyralph ton boo says:
that looks like what’s his name, the forgy dude from sunset tan
to ralph ton booHung Lo says:
close my eyes..i’d tap her
to Hung LoSeriously... says:
Wow, Andy Dick really went all out on the tit job.
to Seriously...Dahlia says:
How much do you pay the plastic surgeon to get an ass on your chest?
to DahliaNebraska where the N stands for Knowledge! says:
The worst part is that I bet she thought she looked hot.
to Nebraska where the N stands for Knowledge!Marlboro Man says:
Austin has Shims now??!!? HAAH LOL Buttchest!
to Marlboro Mannosferatina says:
I don’t know if it is man or beast, I do know that it sure is hideous!
to nosferatinaAnonymous says:
is that Shelly Denton?
to AnonymousLoyal fan of the dirty... says:
Ugh…she just won’t learn. Not cute!!!
to Loyal fan of the dirty...hmm says:
yeah that is Shelly Denton. Gross. She is beat.
to hmmWhy does she always push her boobs up so high? not attractive.
LOL says:
That girl is f*cking beat…
to LOLHOOK EM says:
yEAH..BAD PLASTIC SURGERY
to HOOK EMRob says:
me and my bros call that thing RuPaul when we see her dt. she’s always trying to hit on younger dudes too, shes prob really my moms age though, gross!
to Robwouldnt you like to know says:
it’s terrible… shes always on here…. shelly, put on some real clothing and stop being a target!!
to wouldnt you like to knowgrooossss says:
her cleavage is always up under her chin, and 1″ thick makeup, gross. Jessica is gross too, calling herself Jessica Rabbit, bitch please, go home to your kid
to grooossssyo says:
she?
to yoAnonymous says:
She is a very sweet and intelligent person… but I agree.. she is def. making herself a target
to Anonymousya says:
I saw pictures of her with my friend. her nips were falling out in half of them……….ew!
to yaSIN says:
she’s out every night like that, we call her uniboob.
to SINATXgirl says:
nasty !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to ATXgirlYuck says:
she’s gross…This girl on my Twitter account is what I think is HOT…..SexNatG is her name
to Yuckjp says:
hahaha i saw her a couple weeks ago!
to jpbicycle theft says:
Hahaha! Yeah, that homegirl is a good friend – always out looking like that. Freakin’ blast to be around, cause everyone stares at her, and see we love that. She does too. Who cares why, lol. Every night is Halloween when you got a bunch of people out there ready for something like her to pop up. That’s when you steal their energy! It’s feeding time.
to bicycle theftjoe says:
what ever happened to shelly? it’s like she vanished a year ago..
to joeJack the Ripper says:
Dork
to Jack the Ripperatx girl says:
EW EW EW!!!!! get a boob reduction, and a face implant…. seriously you look like trash
to atx girlyour mamma says:
I just threw up in my mouth a little
to your mammaNikki says:
I always see this girl downtown and wonder if its a man?! It’s disgusting either way, she is so skinny and has huge fake tits that hang out of everything and gross lips!
to NikkiDick... says:
I saw her at a concert downtown Austin and asked it if it was a male or female and it wouldn’t answer…
The mystery continues.
to Dick...homeofthearmadillo says:
my friend was talking to her for a bit we are 22.. she gave us a ride to my truck one night she may look haggard as sh*t and always down but she is cool in my book i spent SXSW hangin with her in 09.. this is like Celeb status a website dogging on her. hahaha anyway cant motorboat a personality!!
to homeofthearmadilloAnonymous says:
She’s good people. A bit of a mystery.
to Anonymousme says:
who is shelly denton and what did she do? or used to do?
to mejoe says:
does anybody know what happened to shelly denton?
to joeit’s like she disappeared a year ago..