Jersey 5 Head- “Douche Bag Awareness Week”
Posted in Jersey, The Dirty, Would You? | November 9th, 2009


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jessica…whoever says jersey never has any good looking chicks is a moron. I would with this girl no matter what color hair she had or if she hadn’t bathed in a month..Nik would you?
Answer: No, people I need you to be ready to see more virus than you have ever seen in your lives. This week I am declaring as “Douche Bag Awareness Week”, it has never been done in the history of Mankind. The world needs to help me find and kill the host from Jersey that is causing the collapse in our society. I will be going to the Jungle this weekend- Atlantic City to find and kill agent Orange.





nosferatina says:
Jersey has never had any good looking chicks!
I’d rather be a moron than look like that! Ugh!
to nosferatinajunior says:
What the hell, I’d do her…
to juniorShooggy says:
Well with the Tramp Stamp at least you know she fu*ks.
to ShooggyDYLLA says:
Good call Shooggy, haha.
to DYLLAAres says:
i would
to AresBrittany says:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO her face sucks and that tramp stamp is gross.
to BrittanyThe Man says:
If you look close her tramp stamp says “HOOMAN”
to The ManCreamofsomeguy says:
THIS GIRL WORKS AS A COCKTAIL WAITRESS AT BORGATA SHE ALSO THINKS SHE SOME SORT OF SUPER MODEL, BUT THE ONLY THING SHE WINS ARE WHITE TRASH BIKINI CONTESTS. THE GIRL IS NOT GREAT IN THE FACE, HAS A FLAT ASS, UGLY TATS, AND A SHITTY BOOB JOB. FROM WHAT I HEAR SHE DABBLES IN PROSTITUTION AND MAKES 5000 A WEEK FROM ONE GUY. THIS PIG ALSO CLAIMS SHE DATES RYAN HOWARD HAHAHAAH RYAN HOWARD PROBABLY JUST NUTTED IN HER MOUTH ONCE OR TWICE. PUT THIS BITCH ON BLAST NIK
to Creamofsomeguynosferatina says:
Hahahahahahaha!
to nosferatinailovenik says:
This girl calls herself an “adorable little cutie” more like gross little pig!!!!! lol
to ilovenikhaterade says:
sounds like you sweat this girl damn
to hateradeBeenDare says:
She’ll also bang you for money – like on a playboy golf trip!
to BeenDare