Jess Has No Standards
Posted in Miami, The Dirty | November 5th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jessica. Shes all about high class but lowers her self to wanting a low life 28 year old bartender. Shes been a b*tch lately and she thinks shes better then people because she does playboy. Little does she know the guy shes giving up other guys her style for is a man wh*re and hes just going to f*ck her over and shes gunna get played. I asked her why would she lower her standards becasue hes never gunna be able to give her the things she needs or keep her in her lifestyle. Shes stupid! Im starting to see why her ex cheated on her and she uses that as an excuse oh and along with her sister and dad dieing. She blames all her problems on that so dont you think she should get with a real dude and get over her sad excuse for the way she is. big deal people die! doesnt mean you have you to be shady and give bull sh*t lines like im scared to get close to people, I push people away.
I used to think chicks who went after or dated bartenders just did it for the free drinks, but I have realized they have deeper issues. Most of them are bi-polar with major dependancy problems and have some sort of family related drama. That is why you see young hotter looking girls dating 30 year old bartenders because the bartenders beat them down verbally. It is a trigger that these insecure girls love and sadly fall in love with.- nik
Mojay says:
I’d bang her and verbally abuse her.
to MojayNoodles123 says:
As an ex bartender all I can say to the poster is “F*ck you you jealous ass…So your $$$ couldn’t get you the girl so you have to talk sh*t..Gee what a surprise.”
to Noodles123IbleedPURPLEnGOLD says:
LOL, I was thinking the same thing, the whole time. This douche finally found a girl he couldn’t buy, and he blasts her on the dirty because of it.
I have a lot of respect for this girl, and absolutely none for the douche-tard who submitted this.
to IbleedPURPLEnGOLDLOOOOOOSSSSSSEEEERRRR says:
Obviously the guy who wrote this got dropped by her for the bartender the guy that wrote this is a world class one loser. Maybe the loser should read the statement he made and in it he will find the answer as to why he is such a loser. I say well done Girl you have a good judge of character. The loser who wrote this, all is not lost loser you can go get a prostitute, because the only way someone will like you is if you pay them. MWAHAHAHAHA
to LOOOOOOSSSSSSEEEERRRRtexas says:
HAHAH AMEN
to texasyea says:
wow…..nik does this one strike a sore spot for your or what ? haha dont think we needed that explanation…you could of just said wether or not ud f*ck the girl, call this guy a whiny little p*ssy….and kept it movin…. but your starting to sound like “that guy” …let me guess…. you like country music? hahaha
to yeaFred Farkel says:
Yes.
Another absolute waste of humanity seeking “a good man” for the rest of eternity, but alas… always to be found in the company of dirtbags.
to Fred Farkelsparky says:
that is so sad… this poor girl, losing her sister & father. What a shame that someone felt the need to write in and say “big deal, people die”. That was her sister & her father…. the person who wrote in about her will one day grow up & hopefully regret what they said.
to sparkyKS Kid says:
Thank you psycho ex boyfriend for posting this. Tighten your game up if you want to keep the girl don’t hate on the competition.
to KS KidSon of Man says:
I’m with Mojay
to Son of ManMaryland with Pride says:
The person who wrote this is totally pathetic. What you need a man to get everything for you? You cant make your own money? You cant be succsessful on your own? Women like you end up multi-divorced and broke. Being a leetch is a great outlook on life. Where are my sexy, educated, bombshells at? Nik-stop posting dumb tit-heads and give us some real women already!
to Maryland with PrideJ-Dizzy says:
I agree Nik, they should go after 5 foot nothing reality bloggers instead.
to J-DizzyB9er says:
Just so everyone knows her pus*y smells like FISH ! She has the worst breath prob from eating and throwing up all day ! Her and her ugly fat friend Brittany Cant*llo are both desperate tards & live, sleep, eat & sh*t playboy in which 1year they wont be in anyway
to B9erOcho Blumpkin says:
Who gives a poop! I would knock the back end out and abuse her anyway she wanted me to.
to Ocho BlumpkinHolla says:
Shes nothing special
to HollaTony S says:
With a body like that she is allowed to have all the issues she wants. I decided.
to Tony Sbartender says:
I am a 28 year old bartender and i love my job, we make a lot more money than people realize and have met more chick like this on a daily basis than any blogger/rich guy could ever hope. that gives us a huge advantage in how to play thier game… treat em like crap, act emotionally damaged, so they will want to “come save you” etc… more p*ssy than a rockstar in this job
to bartenderDo what makes you happy says:
To much status on money:
MONEY DOESNT MAKE A MAN! A MAN MAKES MONEY.
only people who have a very low self esteem base everything on money because they simply have nothing else.
Your a bartender and it makes you happy do it and don’t fall victim to social expectations
to Do what makes you happyAnonymous says:
jess is from new jersey. and yes, her pussy does smell like fish.
to AnonymousEH says:
you guys are retarded. the girl in the picture is not even jessica santos. that girl from the picture is some girl from LA. some one from ft lauderdale created that account with that girls pics. the girl who did it also made an account with a girl named claire napoli. some bored bitch. aparently that bitch tried to go to the same guys and their all friends and she tried to get with all of them. but she never met with nr of them. she always made storieas to why she cant meet up. i guess that girls who where pretendinng to be someone els is a bored girl !!!!
to EHwow says:
poster is a homo. niks comments are spot on
to wowwow says:
my chick just guy hopped me for a dueshebag pro surfer. I should be a dumbass like this guy and put her up.
to wowTruthSpeaker says:
Chic is most def easy on the eyes, person posting her photo sounds like and is more likely than not a butthurt bitter bitch… just sayin’ however, Nik’s comment… Total truthspeaking.
to TruthSpeakerRebecca says:
“big deal people die”
Wow. You are such a low-life. Dumb bitch!!!!!
to RebeccaScoops says:
jess is a shot girl
to ScoopsTruth be told says:
SO ITS OFFICIAL… THE REAL PERSON IMPERSONATING “JESSICA SANTOS’ AND “CLAIR NAPOLI” IS A 600 IB. WHALE BY THE NAME OF KELLI LUNDSFORD!!! THATS RIGHT EVERYONE… LOOK THIS PSYCHO UP ON FACEBOOK… SHES UGLY, FAT, DISGUSTING… AND WOULD NEVER HAVE A CHANCE WITH EVEN A 40 YEAR OLD BARTENDER… FOR ALL THE GUYS THAT FEEL LIKE IDIOTS NOW… LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE… AT LEAST U ENVISIONED DEALING WITH A HOTT BLONDE PLAYBOY CHICK… NOT THIS FAT TUB OF LARD… LIFE GOES ONNNNNNNNN
to Truth be toldJShazam says:
Hey Nik, you talk about these bartenders bashing women, therefor making these women flock to said bartenders. Isn’t that how you get chicks?
to JShazamAnonymous says:
this is jess santiago from new jersey she is a shot girl
to AnonymousLLLLLOOOOOOOOSSSSSEEEEEERRRRRR says:
Obviously the guy who wrote this got dropped by her for the bartender the guy that wrote this is a world class one loser. Maybe the loser should read the statement he made and in it he will find the answer as to why he is such a loser. I say well done Girl you have a good judge of character. The loser who wrote this, all is not lost loser you can go get a prostitute, because the only way someone will like you is if you pay them. MWAHAHAHAHA
to LLLLLOOOOOOOOSSSSSEEEEEERRRRRRanonymous says:
hahaha I saw this so called kelli lunsf*rd out this wknd and she IS a wale!!!!! hahahha thats really sad that she has to impersonate someone else….. well from the way she looks no wonder lol
to anonymousInjected lips says:
im getting the feeling here… this lllllooooooossssseeeerrr girl got dropped her self (and recently)… which is why shes complimenting a fraud… but its cool… we all know the best remedy to that one… JUST TAKE ANOTHER BUMP BITCHHHHHH
to Injected lipsThe Snatch says:
lol this girl keli could never get anyone in the first place. I think most men would rather die then have to go though being sexual with her. Just the idea of the whole thing makes me feel ill..
to The Snatchamused says:
Injected lips….what is complimenting fraud mean exactly? is this a new phrase? Did you mean committing fraud?
to amusedInjected lips says:
Well u know… im sure amused knows exactly the true definition of fraud… or how bout a cheat… maybe user? pick one… sound familiar?
to Injected lipsAnonymous says:
She is from NJ she is a shot girl who cant hold down a job, she tells people she posed for playboy…… not! she is a crack coke whore and is well known in jersey for suckin dick for a bag. lol
to AnonymousCoke Wh*re says:
This girl is from Jersey….. a shot girl who cant hold down a job, playboy? not!!! more like chicks with dicks, this trany will suck anyones junk for a bag lol
to Coke Wh*re