My Ex Is Sleeping With A Trout
Posted in Cougars, Scottsdale, The Dirty | November 30th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well Melissa is my now ex. She was to fly here on Friday on a ticket I bought her. Instead she, and her roommate start txting me that Melissa is f*cking a 52 year old trout named Greg B*rkness. They continued all weekend sending me play by play texts of what he is doing to her. True trout class. The reason I thought Nik, and yourself would put her on blast is she used to run Dan Serpe’s jewelry store. It is an example of the kind of people the Serpe’s deal with. She is a classless h*e, and can only pull trouts. So what do u say guys? She is the epitome of what the Dirty calls out, a wh*re who loves the trout greg. Thanks Nik.
I love it. Scottsdale royalty at its finest. How much better would her +2′s be if we had a pillow for her face?- nik
Arbusto says:
Are you sure SHE”S not 52? I would say sorry about your luck but I’m sure this is not the first time she has f*cked you over nor will it be the last. If you cared this much about her to put a pic of her on The Dirty you’ll be there when she calls. Sorry bout ya!
Ps. A face like that, how can she not be tucking a Gregg?
to ArbustoMike W. says:
Does anybody realize that all these posts in a row are from Eric Elliott? He is a lowlife loser from Janesville Wi. who got dumped. Loser does nothing but drink vodka by the gallons, then shoots his mouth off. He is obsessed with this woman and just cant face the facts that she wants nothing to do with him. Poor pathetic Eric. We hear he got shipped off to some MMI school in AZ cuz even his own mother couldnt deal with him. Watch out for this nut job. He is in your town now!
to Mike W.Chris Hansen....DATELINE says:
Who’s the trout? The guy is talking about his 55 yr old ex chick right? Because this broad is not a day under 55 yrs old and that is being generous.
to Chris Hansen....DATELINETaco Salad says:
The sender didn’t say how old he was but this b!tch is pushing 50 herself. Why would you call the 52 year old banging her now a trout. He should be able to pound this hoe if you ouldn’t satisfy her.
to Taco SaladWalleye boobs says:
She’s almost 40. There’s way more dirt on this chick Nik. She’s lives in WI not Scottsdale so you should post it there too. She’s a real hot mess. She had a kid with a guy she dated who was married at the time. Kicker is the wife knew all about it. I hear she likes to fight other hags so maybe that’s why her face is so jacked up.
to Walleye boobsOops says:
Is it a slurpee baby?
to OopsArbusto says:
why were my comments removed?
to ArbustoBilly Madison says:
Is the trout in the corner picture?
to Billy MadisonTurbo- says:
Eric Elliott, formerly of Janesville Wi. has posted all this crap. Real nice loser who takes pics of people sleeping.. Just look him up on Wisconsin CCAP. Has restraining orders, DUI`s, Domestic Violence etc.. Also in Colorado, and Conneticut. True mangina and loser. If he could get off the booze and drugs, maybe-just maybe he could get a job at finally—–40… Total WOP.
to Turbo-Mr. Obvious says:
Ummm.. The guy who posted this took a picture of her +2′s while she was sleeping… Nobody finds this creepy? Kinda put yourself on blast for being a stalker dumbsh*t.
to Mr. Obviousmr. me says:
hose mel or mich down with a hose..take out the implants and whats left is some gross,shallow,mindless poor excuse of women
to mr. meda truth says:
The sad part is you are posting this like the whiny little beyatch you are, an old man took your woman and is pleasing her, obviously something you couldn’t do, loser
to da truthMr.sofa says:
Wow,please send your videos or fotos to my email solikhinsaid@yahoo.com
to Mr.sofaCane Fan says:
True I did post this stuff and the text messages from Turbo…whose name is Michelle Brown Schultz..that precipitated me posting this. As for losers get this Melissa lives with this Michelle. Michelle has a kid with Melissa’s ex hubby. Melissa also has her out of wedlock kid living there as well. WOW JERRY JERRY JERRY…also when I worked in WI I resigned from my job bcuz Michelle called and said I was stealing etc. True fact. As far as getting a job I am currently going to school, and working on the side so there’s that lie disspelled. As for the record yeah I have some DUI’s all over seven years ago. As for the domestics yes one in CO from an ex 6 years back, I have never lived in Conneticut so that is false. The WI cases were from Melissa herself as I posted earlier she had me arrested four sparate times in 4 weeks for a total of 9 charges. I plead out (on my Bday no less) and paid fines and moved to AZ. Case closed.
to Cane FanCane Fan says:
As for the pic sleeping i have literally tens of pics we took together and ones she was sending me just a week ago. I am far from bitter about the guy doing her. Its the lies and the way I was ambushed on the day that she was to be here. All the shit talkers will see when Nik posts the txts I am getting from Sprint tomorrow. True colors baby. Cyndi Lauper style
to Cane Fandon yeihle says:
post em please. or did u? where?
to don yeihleCane Fan says:
I will post no more I am over it makes me sick…I will however provide the txts that brought this on to prove I was provoked in a way u will not believe….its so tash me all u want girls its all u know….and I’m out….
to Cane FanLove muscle says:
Nasty ass looking woman there. Smells like trout me thinks
to Love muscleArbusto says:
I would like to read the texts. You say it was play by play huh?
to ArbustoMichelle says:
Eric, it truly is about time to grow up dont you think? I find you quite laughable.. This is pretty funny considering you were just crying to your mother last night how you were not going to be like this anymore. I guess you will say anything to keep your lazy ass funded by momma.. Its even funnier that a grown man who is pushing 40 cant get a job, truth is nobody wants you around. It is much easier for your poor mother to send you off to some lame school out in the middle of no where, because she cant deal with you either.. The way you harass people women and children alike is quite pathetic, but shows what kind of human being you are. Now I am whom called your last pathetic job? Thought you told everyone Mel did that? Can you not keep your own lies straight? Dont flatter yourself, I never even knew you actually had a job.. I would bet if your old employer was called, that they would say you were let go because of your mental issues.. Always a blamer..You are always a victim in your mind- when actually you are the perp..
to MichelleBy the end of next week, you will be looking at 2 retraining orders.. I think its time you gave Mel up, I mean one second your tattoo`ing her face on an arm- then the next this.. All because she didnt want to see you.. So sad, poor Eric Elliott. Your record both on and off paper tells your story. Stop blaming others for your pathetic life please.. We thought you were praying for yourself in church, building houses for Habitat.. Doesnt appear so- looks as though you are just staying drunk and doing your drugs and playing out your wacky life while living with a couple kids in AZ… Good luck with that and your sorry ass life. You are so not worth the time!
Michelle says:
PS- also I dont have to use fake names like you do Eric, (cane fane- and the others) they are pretty much all you or your room mates. I also would have made it clear that you can be looked up on Wisconsin Circuit Court Access, for those whom would not have understood–Wisconsin CCAP..
to MichelleJesse says:
damn i hope i don’t see my mom on here one day…sounds like everyone of you has some issues..haha
to JesseArbusto says:
Canefan/Eric= LOSER!
(“I quit my job because my girlfriends friend called and said I was stealing.”) Why would you quit a job over that, obviously you were stealing and was unable to cover it up after she called you out.
(“As for the record yeah I have some DUI’s all over seven years ago.”) Some DUI’s , lol. So does that mean that you now drive, ‘some of the time?’
(As for the domestics yes one in CO from an ex 6 years back)
So you like to smack women around? Takes a real man to admit that (sarcasm intended)
(The WI cases were from Melissa herself as I posted earlier she had me arrested four sparate times in 4 weeks for a total of 9 charges. I plead out (on my Bday no less) and paid fines and moved to AZ. Case closed.) LMAO! Did you inform your probation officer you were moving out of state? You were still involved with a girl that had you arrested 4 times in 4 weeks? You were surprised that she f’d you over when you paid for a plane ticket for her to come see you? It’s prob. a good thing she didn’t come. You have the behavior pattern of a potential murderer. Be glad you are still alive Melissa. Sorry for the rude comments earlier, I was just joining in the fun of the site. Obviously this guy has major mental issues. STAT AWAY!
to ArbustoBig Man says:
ur ex is f’n ugly dude.
to Big ManYou live in Janestucky...get over it says:
Sounds like three idiots fighting over the nicest trailer on the block.
to You live in Janestucky...get over itGotta go for now.... says:
Please google you tube “my ex is sleeping with a trout …she speaks” for a nice video posted by Melissa and has her voicemails from him on there to prove his craziness.
Enjoy!
to Gotta go for now....Hey friends says:
google “my ex is sleeping with a trout…she speaks”
to Hey friendsLove muscle says:
A b*tch like that has me arrested that many times and you still bought her a plane ticket to come see you? What were you thinking? Also, if she is that messed up WHY bother with the whore? She pretty much sounds like a complete loser broad that has absolutely no morals.
to Love muscleRon says:
WOW seems this is a very strange relationship between the two. She looks older than 40.
to Rontrout says:
Dude, I know you really don’t care, because you spent so much time “blasting” her here, but at the end of the end, the trout punked you! Punked you bad and you are crying like a pussy!
to troutAnonymous says:
Watch the you tube video……This guy is a real class act. I think he is bitter from being dumped & his jealousy is getting the best of him! To the women he posted this about, keep your head up, you have more class in your pinkey then he has total, you don’t need a loser like that anyway!!
to Anonymousjanesville dude says:
are you sure thats not a drag queen? sure looks like one
to janesville dudejanesville dude says:
Eric, you sucked me off too! sorry dude you were not the only one!!!!!!
to janesville dudeCynical One says:
E says..Slurp slurp.
to Cynical OneKristen Lain Benton says:
PLEASE STOP POSTING PICTURES OF ME !!! WHEN IS THIS GOING TO STOP !!!!
to Kristen Lain BentonA friend from Cali says:
That’s not Kristen, you little bitch!
to A friend from CaliLOL says:
janesville dude keep that homo stuff to yourself.
to LOLAnonymous says:
Totally agree with you Mr. Obvious
to Anonymousthe googler says:
You lying tw*tburglars, there is no Youtube for that. I looked, and because you lied a KITTEN JUST DIED. I hope it was YOURS from when you were a kid! Thanks for ruining what LITTLE fun I get to have at work. *hate away, you’re just jealous I get the chance to stare at your idiocy and get paid.* That’s the only thing that made this worthwhile. Great Job on this Nik. Love the site, hate the LIEING KITTY KILLERS. (No you aren’t THAT kind of kitty killer either, Call you Greg, cuz you are what you eat)
to the googlermr i live here and im not as messed up as them says:
mel is yucky. know her but dont and glad i dont…shes fake and nasty
to mr i live here and im not as messed up as themmichelle says:
ok ok im going to just admit this..eric i love you. i miss you..mel doesnt know about what we shared….i dont care.in a round about way shes probably the reason i have herpes…please stop this madness and come rescue me and take me with you…
to michelledon yeihle says:
itch itch scratch scratch
to don yeihledon yeihle says:
what the fck is going on here…im just tryin to mow my lawn and chop down all the trees and get free rounds of beer and fish and not kick in and buy and i think janets screwin the lanlord dammit,,,i just wanna watch my 24 hour non stop porn
to don yeihledon yeihle says:
hey where can i see more pics of this broad??
to don yeihleLMAO says:
eric. someday I hope you get a life..lol all these posts are so you..LMAO
to LMAOthe muscular chiropractor dikwad says:
so now guess what? michelle brown is seeing rich hall who was with a dude that gunned down in cold blood an innocent kid….first rich helped the murderer get away and hide the murder weapon and then turned rat…. what a bunch of janesvilles finest..
to the muscular chiropractor dikwadlancelot norby says:
news flash…i banged mel and michelle o\in a 3way a few months ago
to lancelot norbyMike W. says:
And….. Eric Elliott again…WTF? LOL
to Mike W.Get over yourself!!! says:
You are as pathetic and pathological as that tool box Eric Elliot. Why don’t you move to Texas, crash a couple motorcycles and gain 900 pounds……oh wait….that’s exactly what you did!!!! LMAO
to Get over yourself!!!Cynical One says:
OMG- I heard that sht too! Fcker was claimin he lost a leg or toe or some shi. That dude always has some punk ass story.
to Cynical OneGuess who? says:
Mel is not near as messed up as Michelle. Mel actually has a big heart and a lot more class than Michelle. I wouldn’t trust or touch Michelle if she were the last woman on earth!! Michelle is a bitch from hell that needs to keep her F’n nose out of everyone elses business, stop posting her dumbass opinoins on every and any blog she can find, and stop posting stupid sht on the Janesville Gazette website!! You are a nosy, nasty, stupid bitch Michelle! Hope you enjoy your new pathetic life with your new pathetic husband!! Can’t wait til I can say to everyone “I told you so” when you get divorced in the near future!
to Guess who?todd s. says:
murder was the case that they gave him…michelles new hubby…now theres a dandy
to todd s.Mike W. says:
Rich is a great guy! We love him! Now Jimmy theres a messed up dude!
to Mike W.Cynical One says:
Hey E are ya still suckin cocks? Thats what we hearrrrrrrrrrrr!
to Cynical OneLMAO says:
Hey Val– maybe you should take all this up with Michelle instead of a lame posting on this site. You are just as pathetic as Eric Elliott who started all this! LMAO
to LMAOGuess who? says:
LMAO: Who is Val? I am a guy who used to date Melissa. I unfortunately know Michelle too. I was at Time Out in early december and was part of a group of people talking about all the stuff going on with Michelle, that she had gotten married, and that she likes to get involved with everyone elses business. They also were talking about some guy that had put naked pics of Melissa on the internet and was slamming her. I know Mel is hot, so curiosity got the best of me. I was searching for the pics and came across this website. My prior post is based on my opinion, what I know of Michelle and what I heard others saying about Michelle that night at Time Out. I am not putting my real name on here to avoid being drug into this stuff. I am sure alot of people would slam me if they knew who I was. My last name starts with a K. For your peace of mind, I will not be posting on here anymore. I hope people stop slamming Mel.
to Guess who?Cynical One says:
No doubt. Just E boy doin his craAAAzy shit. Michelle , Melissa- don`t allow this Ed Hardy fool to say shi about either of ya! He is just a “cock sucker” (literally) from the Big Janesberg. ag who got snagged by Mel. Looks like Melissa punked his puke ass- Hey Sir Eric Elliott, are ya still suckin cocks?
to Cynical OneElectric says:
GuessWho— is the nosey one! Ya look f`n retarded!
to ElectricChuka says:
Eric Elliott? That fag who does drugs with the 18 yr old kids? Seems he starts alot of sht for people! Why hasnt this loser been beat up like every day? I am pretty sure he is a pedophile. Hopefully he gets his own section on the Dirty, cuz he is filth!
to ChukaCynical One says:
PS guess who– do ya realize how stupid ya sound? Claiming that this Michelle is the nosy one. WHEN LOOK at hwat u doin! Ha HA ha..Dumbass!
to Cynical OneFoolru says:
No kiddin! This Eric Elliott is a jerk! Has screwed over soooo many people. Dope smoker/drunk who has just never grown up. Dont let this putz bother ya, he is the NOSEY loser like the others! Your right Cynical—Guess Who just made themselves look like a jackass!! Good one!
to FoolruGuess Who? says:
Sorry Melissa. Sorry Michelle. Ya, I made up all this sht because I wanted Melissa back. I fcked it all up. Hope you will both forgive me someday.Peace out.
to Guess Who?Foolru says:
Hey all– search for “young Sir Serpe became Forgy” on here. Another posting by Eric Elliott who just wants to harass peeps! Here he is tossin names and shi like he is f`kn anybody! Seems this guy has it out for anyone he is jealous of. I think he needs a damn good therapist to get over the fact he wasnt hugged as a kid! I believe he is a “cock sucker”..WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
to FoolruCutie says:
Dont feel bad Melissa, I and my kids fell for his crap too! Then he has done NOTHING but make our (lives and anyone associated with us) hell. Eric is a lost person. I cant even say man because he does not even come close to that. He for sure has problems from being adopted and his screwed up family. (or so he says) Maybe actually he is the one who messed everyone up! I would not doubt that for a second! ERIC ELLOITT- please do us all a favor and go jump off a bridge or something! Please.
to Cutie