North Carolina Douche
Posted in Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty, UNC | November 11th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok in honor of douche awarness week nik i bring you the midget douche this guy his name is aj, he originally is from brooklyn but now lives in north carolina, he is in the air force or so he says, i made the mistake of being bored this summer and giving him my cell number, well a few months later i found out that he was trying to get with 7 other girls all of us who are friends on twitter. In july he sent me a naked pic of himself, well a few days later someone posted that pic on twitter of him. This guy thinks hes a wrestler/mma fighter. He has a kid that i dont think he ever spends any time with.
Don’t worry I am not for the Gays. I don’t look at 4 inch Gregs all day… THIS GUY DOES.- nik
Baba Ghanoush says:
Teenie weenie. KNew he was over-compensating for something in those photos!
to Baba Ghanoushhahaha says:
haha omg that is way 2 funny
to hahahacom'on says:
stop posting naked dude pics Nik. Dirty.com may be removed from my favorites if this continues. This isn’t perezhilton.com
to com'oneastside STUNNER says:
Ew, look at his saggy man boobs and tiny nipples…sick!
to eastside STUNNEROCHammer says:
When are all these meatheads and MMA wannabes going to figure it out than any girl who is decent wants nothing to do with them? It’s funny how many of these clowns spend all day eating tuna in their ’97 Camry or old Cherokee before “hitting the iron” and the needle only to realize that when they are out and no girl is even paying attention to them in their TapOut lycra shirt that they are missing the boat?
to OCHammerFuknuts says:
nice bitch tits meathead.
to Fuknuts....... says:
Eww!! What is the matter with his chest?? He has like saggy boobies!! Hahaha!!
to .......funny says:
He does way too many steroids. That is a bad case of gyno.
to funnyswisha says:
dude you’re fat! stop flexin and put a fuccin shirt on!
to swishaNo WAY! says:
I’m one of the girls he met over twitter! I was one of the ones he didn’t send that naked pic to. If he did, I wouldn’t have given him the time of day. When will guys learn to not send naked pics of themselves to girls they barely know? It’s not a turn on for girls!
to No WAY!No WAY! says:
Y’all know that he LOVES his speedoes! I’m serious!
to No WAY!Pukinginmymouthnow! says:
This man is mentally ill. How can he believe, even in his sick twisted little mind, that this would be attractive to anyone? Only a c*ke head or the most desperate of tramps would consider having any physical contact with this slimey douchebag. Of course this moron will never get it. He is a megalomaniac in desperate need of psychiatric help.
This is exhibit A on how humans have not evolved one iota from the Neanderthals.
What was going through your pea brain when you took this grotesque picture sir!
to Pukinginmymouthnow!Brittany says:
Agreed. Well said!
to Brittanyhot girl says:
ummm how bored do you have to be to give midget john gosslin your number…..loser
to hot girlwow... says:
ok when i gave him my number i had no idea that he was some roided out midget, and at first he seemed like a really nice guy… i will never fall for that again, and trust me after i recieve this pic and saw what he really was i died laughing
to wow...wow... says:
dear mr nc douch you know who you are and i also know that you know about this post… i can assure you that it is not who you think that posted this…. and if you wouldnt send your naked pics out to the world, you wouldnt have this problem just like when it got posted on twitter for the whole world to see….
to wow...lmfao says:
DUDE HAS BITCH TITS!!!!!
to lmfaojunior says:
enough with the naked dudes man….geeze every day, is this douchebag thing just an excuse to get the gays to come on here…
to juniorDrinkman says:
Nik, you took the time to figure out how big is Greg was? YOU ARE GAY!!!!!!!!!
to DrinkmanMaynard G. Krebs says:
So Nik and DirtyJV are working out of Nik’s house it looks like from the video link? I guess the office and whole crew really were cut loose..
to Maynard G. Krebspetty (the real one) says:
“WORK?!”
Nice reference. You know that no one on this site is old enough to get it, though, right?
to petty (the real one)Fck you says:
Dear WOW, or should I say Charlene. You might not have been one of the girls that he sent this pic to but you did sleep with him, and a friend of his who gave you a STD. Now that’s CLASSY!
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