Once You Turn Douche You Never Go Back- “Douche Bag Awareness Week”
Posted in Jersey, The Dirty | November 10th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is proof that once you go douchebag you never go back. This is Mikey and as you can see he looked normal back in 06, then with a guido transformation the douchebag process was complete. He tweezed his eyebrows, got a few spray tans, added facial piercings, contacts, guyliner, tighter clothes, bandana, lots of accessories, and a whole new attitude. So Nik as you can see this douchebag is still going hard..it only took one year to create this monster.
Man, drugs can make anyone look different. Congrats on the D-Bag transformation Mikey.- nik
haha says:
nice photoshop job in case you idiots were too stupid to figure it out… same guy in blue shirt, same office….
No real deal. I got it verified.- nik
to hahajc says:
yeah ok, but does it have a vagina ?
to jcanonymous says:
same guy in blue shirt sitting in a different position with his face in a different angle….and everyone else is an idiot? lol
to anonymousDavid says:
he went to the same dude a year later…and its not the same shirt, one is a shinny blue shirt and the next year he is wearing a blue jacket..not shirt. notice the buttons
to DavidSarah says:
I like the guy on the right a lot better…the guy on the left looks insecure and like he doesnt know what he is doing in his life….The guy on the right looks confident!!!
to Sarahlol says:
Whatever, you like douchebags, you bleethed out baguette.
to lolThe Anti-Douche says:
This guy has the power…Power drinker/ Power douche. ONe can only hope that god himself gives someone the power to strangle this douche melon with his own chain…
to The Anti-Douchepeanut says:
i recently read only 25% of americans would meet the requirements to join the military because the rest are too fat/stupid/drugged up/or criminal record. this douche trend is a bigger threat to our security. chinese see this and laugh and they’re only like 4ft tall but at least their eyebrows are normal. come on man shave the arms fine but eyebrows. seriously? i pray i never have a son that turns out like that
to peanutdbag says:
first guy looks like a skinnier, more coked-out version of perez hilton
to dbagswisha says:
So this f@g took a pic with the same pose, leaning on the same dude thats wearing a blue shirt again, on the same month exactly a year later?
to swishaAnonymous says:
This one is just ridiculous.
to Anonymouswowzers says:
where is Frog? please tell me he didnt pay you off? we want frog!
to wowzersAnonymous says:
I think he posed like that to show the difference. shiiit, looks like a completely different dude. gross.
to Anonymousmeat bone says:
looks like a chin implant as well. or maybe he just lost weight.
to meat bonemr ed says:
he looks hot in the aug 07 pic
to mr edgerman says:
burn it!
to germanScoot says:
Hey Swisha! I think that they might be traders or something. It looks like they wear the blue jackets. The pre-douche is holding one in the first picture.
to Scootwhoa says:
ur guys are idiots thats him i know the kid his an idiot
to whoaChris Hunter- drinkfour says:
different guy. i think thats his fat brother on the left. that what happens when one twin works out and acts like a douche, and the other become a sh*tless layabout sloth
to Chris Hunter- drinkfourgo away says:
You forgot to add guyliner. How does someone come to the conclusion that looking like this is a good thing?
to go awaylol says:
Holy Chin Implant and other plastic surgery
to lolAnonymous says:
How many drugs has he taken in the photo in the white?! Geez.
to AnonymousBrittany says:
Too bad I would have dated Aug 06… looked like a sweet guy.
to BrittanyYou are says:
probably
to You area)ugly
b)fat
c)both
BeCe Babe says:
You are:
probaby
to BeCe Babea)loser
b)virgin
c)both
BeCe Babe says:
I think something “bad” happened to him in September 07, like he might have been knee-touched by a sugar butt and now he’s a pickle smoocher!
to BeCe BabeBeCe Babe says:
Ooops!! I meant Sept 06 – lol!
to BeCe Babemikey says:
hahahah yess thas meeee ok now to set the record yes i am a douche but i f*ck alot of hot girls i mean alot, the fat guy back in 06 he was married and a loser after the transformation i went ona whole new level, one thing about me i keep my style constantly changing and ppl love me i have hundreds of friends in the ny club scene and thousands of girls know me you call me a douche….. i am a GOD keep checking for updated pix on my facebook cuz myspace is dead i love the neg publicity cuz in the end ur making me famous
good work nik
to mikeyAnonymous says:
WOW! you people are relentless! You bash someone for losing weight? Granted, the top pic IS wack, but the side by side pics are no reason to verbally destroy someone for losing weight. The august 07 pic is a great example of the fact that you CAN lose weight if you put your mind to it.
to AnonymousI says:
agree. This guy had the drive to do something, and people are bashing him. Textbook haters. I bet he gets a lot more pussy now.
to IScoot says:
Losing weight is good, but it’s the added doucheness that people are mocking.
to Scootswisha says:
its not about him losing the weight. congrats on that! its his whole new style thats ridiculus. the tan, no eye glasses, plucked eyebrows, eyeliner, clothes. that means he thinks he is the sh1t now. you can tell. just cause you lose weight dosen’t mean you have to change your personality. dumb@ss!!!!!!!
to swishaswisha says:
oh i forgot about the piercings! what a f@g!! thats why he is getting bashed on. that is why he is on here! retard.
to swishaRhonda says:
Please give this man some Congratulations…clearly he lost weight, spray tan, etc. As a female who has been very heavy in past, its amazing when I lost over 80 pounds how different people treated me. I’m still the same person inside.
to RhondaYou are says:
probably
to You area)fat
b)ugly
c)both
BeCe Babe says:
See above
to BeCe BabeSammi says:
I’m ahppy for the dude.. He lost weight and cleaned himself up.. hes not fat n e more.. kudos for this guy
to SammiFlo says:
Yes, he used to be fat. Now he calls himself Mikey D*esel even though he weighs 80lbs soaking wet. There is NOTHING diesel about him. And he keeps a notebook of all the girls he’s had sex with with pictures and notes. He gets girls f*cked up so they will have sex with him.
to Flo