THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Phil Mont*lbano the biggest guido I know. I could go on for days about everything this guy does but I’ll just give you a brief summary of this guy. First off that girl he is with is his biggest accomplishment in life, he tells everyone about the girl with huge boobs that he did he rants on about this as long as people are interested, giving specific details as to what happened. Funny thing is it never actually happened, not even close and she is hideous. Drinking jagerbombs is this guys life its the only drink he will have, everything else is out of the question. Ofcourse with a guy like this be without an old leased out mercedes which are a few payments overdue. Nik this guy has probably had a table one night in his life, he goes in early to avoid cover and then tries to get every girl to do jagerbombs with him. they dont make guys more douchey then this.
Is she really wearing purple shark skin make-up? I bet you Phil isn’t even Italian… he probably just says it to fit in. He is not even Orange enough.- nik
meat bone says:
Mont*lbano sounds mexican.
to meat bonethat chick will sue you! says:
Nick
That chick in purple thinks she is God’s gift. I think she should be blasted and watch her claim she has the highest paid lawyers around and take you for all you got.
Mont*lbano = Mexico City
to that chick will sue you!NO WAY says:
mont*bano sounds puerto rican which explains WHY HE WOULD ACTUALLY WANT TO BE ITALIAN…..WHO WOULD ACTUALLY WANT TO BE ITALIAN?
the only thing the italians are good at is cooking, tile work and masonry
to NO WAYDahlia says:
True NY-NJ Italians are great people. There is a difference between guido and douchebag. A Guido, traditionally, is an Italian who takes full pride in his Italian-American heritage and urban Italian-American culture. A douchebag is a guido wannabe who takes it to defcon level. I’m a real jersey girl, who is part NYC Italian, so I know the difference.
to DahliaTan Stewie says:
looks like my mexican handyman Gonzalo
to Tan Stewieyeah says:
im italian and so are alot of my friends, these guys u see all over the internet are just douche bags, italian or not. they are like 1% of the italian population in America. Anyway Motalbano is some sort of hispanic name, not italian, btw dude can that chick get any bigger? tannin dont help u lose weight, shes bigger than you are
to yeah