Orange Is Not A Good Look


orange is not a good look

orange is not a good look

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was checking out albums on facebook in which one of my friends was tagged, and came across this girl. From what Ive been told, she lays in the tanning bed religously, and it shows.

I don’t even want to know what she smells like?- nik


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  1. November 20, 2009 at 10:34 am

    Aj says:

    Good god its Clifford…

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  2. November 20, 2009 at 10:39 am

    TonyS says:

    Wanna see more of her rack.

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  3. November 20, 2009 at 11:11 am

    Hank Vanderbilt says:

    I’d do her but only because I have a leather fetish.

    Reply to Hank Vanderbilt
  4. November 20, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    aviiator says says:

    orange skin is not the thing!!

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  5. November 20, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    please says:

    good lord, wtf is wrong with people? like, is she blind? or maybe just stupid, to EVER think this looks good? f*cking moron

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    • November 22, 2009 at 11:02 pm

      please says:

      like honestly, I’m having a problem visiting this website because it seriously annoys me that someone can intentionally look this stupid. I would have a VERY hard time not punching her if I ever randomly saw this thing in public

      Reply to please
    • November 20, 2009 at 1:27 pm

      nunh says:

      Well put

      She kind of freaks me out!

      I can see a stache as well

      Reply to nunh
  6. November 20, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    Mr.Man says:

    ^^ exactly

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  7. November 20, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    Ring ring... says:

    Hello this is cancer calling we’re coming for you really soon…

    Reply to Ring ring...
  8. November 20, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    Dr Seuce says:

    Umpa Lumpa invasion

    Reply to Dr Seuce
  9. November 20, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    boop says:

    wow, finally a submitter with a grasp of the English language!

    Reply to boop
  10. November 20, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    yes...its big says:

    You will never be black, quit trying.

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  11. November 20, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    Anonymous says:

    She looks like an big Umpa Lumpa. AND I can see a stache on the bottom picture.

    Reply to Anonymous
  12. November 20, 2009 at 10:24 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Oh my god!!!!!!! Does she NOT look at the pictures of herself?!?!?!!? she looks absolutely disgusting and has cancer written clean across her forehead!

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  13. November 21, 2009 at 8:27 am

    jamie m says:

    She would smell like a hairy bikers bellybutton

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  14. November 21, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    CAVS #1 says:

    thats not a tanning bed. thats self tanner…and a lot of it….there is a huge difference of a tanning bed tan and a tan out of a bottle….

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  15. November 21, 2009 at 9:07 pm

    uknowwho says:

    that is from a tanning bed, she gets in practically everyday

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  16. November 21, 2009 at 9:10 pm

    ... says:

    eww why is her face so greasy?? that is disgusting

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  17. November 21, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    uh says:

    wtf is that thing

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  18. November 21, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    aviiator says says:

    Just stop tanning completely .. it looks horrible.. be natural!

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  19. November 22, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    GX says:

    Hello, my name is Chester Cheeto, nice to meet you.

    Reply to GX
  20. November 23, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    booy says:

    This girl is supposedly “engaged” but gets drunk and takes her ring off to suck random guy’s dicks. I know 2 of my guy friends that have gotten their dick sucked by her.

    Reply to booy
  21. November 25, 2009 at 8:24 am

    ewww says:

    uhhmmm can we also for one second talk about the shim shes kissing in the pics?????

    Reply to ewww
  22. November 29, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    Grow up! says:

    It’s really sad that you don’t even know this person and you have nothing better to do then say cruel things about people. I hope karma comes back and bites you in the ass because no one deserves this. Grow up, and show some respect for people and yourself. You wouldn’t want someone doing this to you so why would you do this to someone?

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  23. November 30, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    fairgame says:

    Hey, the girl has it coming to her. And, yeah, if I looked like THAT, I would want someone to tell me.

    Reply to fairgame
    • December 2, 2009 at 12:45 pm

      Grow up! says:

      Ok? Really? Had it coming for her? I don’t think so. Nobody deserves this. I would never in my life take the time out of my day to post pictures of someone and talk crap about them. Let’s see you put your picture up here and see what people say. I don’t think you’d like that very much, now would you? This amazes me that people can be this cruel. How do you sleep at night knowing you live your life to put other people down? And for the record, I hope you really take this message and really read into it because this whol website just disgusts me.

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    • December 2, 2009 at 12:09 pm

      Ok says:

      You would want someone to tell you on the internet where millions of people can see it? I don’t think so! Think about what you’re saying before you say it! Let’s see your picture up here and see what people have to see about it…I don’t think you’d like that very much now would you?

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    • December 1, 2009 at 2:25 pm

      please says:

      ok so I agree with the karma if you’re saying mean, hurtful things but the “tan” she has going on is unhealthy and I can’t think of a single person that would say it looks good. and although it might be hurtful to hear this, maybe it’ll help her realize she looks like a retarded, burnt-orange pumpkin and should stop tanning so much

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      • December 1, 2009 at 2:28 pm

        please says:

        AND I’m not saying a single thing about how attractive she is or defaming her character (considering I don’ t know the girl)… although, if I wanted to I couldn’t because I really can’t pay attention to anything other than that horrible tan

        Reply to please
  24. December 1, 2009 at 11:01 am

    FUGLY says:

    UGLY chicks!….this girl I follow on Twitter is what I consider SMOKING HOT…..SexyNatG is her name.

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  25. December 2, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    ? says:

    I don’t understand how her tan affects you in any way?? Get a life!

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  26. December 2, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    Seriously? says:

    If you’re going to talk shit, don’t hide who you are! Tell us your name!

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  27. December 2, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    Michelle says:

    First of all I went to school with this girl and she is one of the sweetest and nicest girls I have ever met. Honestly….YOU’RE PATHETIC!! The fact that whoever posted this, ONE doesnt have the balls to say who you are and are hiding behind a computer, and TWO has enough time on their hands to worry about other people’s lives and what they are doing. Seriously, GROW UP!

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  28. December 5, 2009 at 2:19 am

    Anonymous says:

    AHHH!!!

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  29. December 5, 2009 at 2:20 am

    Anonymous says:

    i wouldnt mind seeing orange tittays

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  30. December 9, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    Anonymous says:

    whats wrong with her tan? maybe we should concentrate more on how pale the girl is beside of her. either way they are both pretty girls.

    Reply to Anonymous
  31. December 9, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    anonymous says:

    she has really white perfect teeth, im jealous!

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  32. December 21, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    ~1 UP~ says:

    SPRAY TAN GONE BAD – OUCH!

    Reply to ~1 UP~
  33. January 12, 2010 at 7:32 pm

    weddington says:

    she went to my high school and i used to rent my house out to her brother. Shes always bin this ugly and tan. I thought i would never have to see her again but whenever something goes wrong at the house i rent out to her brother and i have to come replace it, her ugly ass is always there sitting in the house i used to live in.

    Reply to weddington
    • February 12, 2010 at 8:33 am

      WRONG! says:

      You know what would be awesome?? If you guys knew what the f*ck you were talking about. I know her and her brother and her brother is away at College. He has never rented a house from anyone which would make it impossible for her to always be there right?? Next time, before you decide to talk sh*t make sure you know who the f*ck your talkin sh*t about. k thanks.

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  34. February 2, 2010 at 9:36 am

    Anonymous says:

    whats her name?

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  35. February 5, 2010 at 10:42 pm

    Raven says:

    Pretty sure that is the nasty girl who works at Christophers in downtown Matthews. Her name is Mariya Cartier Armstrong.

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    • February 12, 2010 at 8:24 am

      Your f*cking stupid says:

      you f*ckin dumb *sses pretty sure your wrong. 1. She is not nasty 2. She doesn’t work at Christophers and 3. Thats not her name. Maybe if Raven took Anonymous’s d*ck out of her mouth for 2 seconds you would both realize what idiots you are.

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  36. April 16, 2010 at 1:10 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Her name is def. not mariya and maryia actually is of different ethnicity that is why she is as tan as she is…and two the girls in the picture of very sweet…seriously no life to talk sht about someone you don’t even know

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  37. November 17, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    anonymous says:

    Looks like she rolled in some doritos!

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  38. July 28, 2011 at 4:12 am

    Anonymous says:

    Danielle!!!! I find it Hilarious that someone put you up on here! Oh the good ole’ days of Weddington High… I still hate Delaney…

    Reply to Anonymous

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