P-Nazi In Jail
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, that fat blob P-Nazi is in Jail at Tent City. After getting his 2 DUI’s he is serving time. I was chatting with one of his “buddies” at LA fitness the other day and he told me he is being a little bit*h about it, and is really scared sh*tless. So much for that tough guy image right, a loser having to be in tent city for 2 months really keeps the rep you know. His buddie told me he went out like a bitc* when he was arrested saying stuff like “do you know who I am! I have lawyers! I am never going going to jail! I run Scottsdale” so much for that, just another broke tool who cant back his words up, in Scottsdale who would have known. I hope someone goes and takes a picture of him in his pink jumpsuit, much less kicks his @ss. Maybe others can chime in and tell us more.
P-Nazi I thought you were the mayor of Scottsdale? Don’t worry pink is for power. You will comeback from this and dominate the mirrors of LA Fitness once again. -nik
Whata ugly mutha effer! Fat slob.
NIK U ARE WORKING ON UR SECOND DUI HEHEH, MARK MY WORDS YOULL BE GETTING ONE BOYS IN BLUE SAY UR A MARKED MAN, HAHA HOPE ITS WORTH IT, REMEMBER WHERE U HEARD IT FIRST
His cell mate will be holding him like that guitar after a little fluffing and deep drilling in his backdoor
Too bad he didnt have to spend the summer there
P isnt in jail, i saw him yesterday morning.
you can get out on work release during the day
Yes, that sh*tty pile of crap that passes for a bed sure indicates that “he has lawyers” and that “he runs Scottsdale.”
Bend over sweetie.
that boy has one big EGO ! although he comes across as just another clown in town.
Now this is really hilarious. You guys outta give it up. None of this is true. You’re all jealous. I am not in the Tent City nor will I ever be. In fact, I
m doing better than ever. Money has been flying in from all directions. My revenue streams are growing. I was at Wells Fargo today meeting with my personal assistant and my personal accountant. I’m looking at getting an Aston Martin soon as well. DB9. What are you haters going to say to that? I’ve got 200K in checking, 350K in a secure portfolio and another 150K in assets. I’m looking at San Diego and Las Vegas property to reward myself. In a down economy I’m doing amazingly well. Interviewing to become a partner at a top business firm early next year. You can call me Steve, or Mr. Lopez or even Sir. Hate on.
You must have been dreaming and wrote that last one in your sleep, because there is now way any of that is true. You have no job, your car is on a lease, all of your “businesses” have as much clout as a Reggae Band at a KKK rally, and you have really skinny calves. I mean, for gods sake, try squeezing in a leg day here and there. We will all be looking for your mugshot on stopduiaz.com, there is usually a slight delay before they post it. What business firm? Are you serious? I almost fell out of my chair when I read that. No one hires a 26 yr old who still wears bandanas and thinks its cool to stare at himself at LA fitness and pose in the mirror. Does the DB9 stand for Douche Bag? No real playa would announce there checking and savings info fool. We all know your daddy pays your bills and is about to zap your lifestyle. ZAP!
hahahahaha
Listen up. Yes, I got thrown in the slamma after months and months of partying on my daddys visa and driving around on a suspended license in my leased CTS. Sucks. Everyone in tent city knows me and all the “bubbas” want to sleep in my bed when the lights go out. I have had numerous sausages in me, and I can tell you, now I know why they gave me the pink jumpsuit with the hole in the a$$. I dont even poop normal anymore, it just falls out of me. Anyways, I have a lot of alone time so I will be doing a lot of thinking about all my businesses that I have launched. JM Events, ohsoscottsdale, and many other wildly successful ventures I spearheaded. I am the man.
dumb ass. you didn’t even spell p-nazi right…we know you’re not the real deal
hahahahah
Listen, don’t believe what you hear if you want the truth just shut that hole 3 feet above your a$$ for a minute and I will give it to ya.
I be servin’ 25 to Life myself for 2nd Degree Murder and Armed Robbery and I’m PNazi’s cell mate. That ho Arpaio makes us wear pink thongs but da state mandate dat we get computer time so who got da last laugh now. The first day that bit*ch P walked in the whole block was chantin’, “Fresh Fish!, Fresh Fish!, Fresh Fish!” for like 5 minutes as he walked with his linen down the corridor to his cell. IEvery cell he walked by stuck one of our homemade mirrors out as he walked by just to get another glimpse of his flabby as$. When he walked in he looked and me and said, ” What up Dog my name is Steve. What are you in for?” Boy…you ain’t never seen someone get beat like I beat him for sayin’ some shi* like that. Whooped like a redheaded step child. I damn near pulled out my shank and ended that punk as$’s life, but I was all outta smokes and it dawned on me how he could be useful to me. I made me some deals with the Aryan Brotherhood, Mexican Mafia, and the Black Panthers. Terms were they could rape dat little bitc* P’s cornhole anytime they want in exchange for a pack a day. Damn, I didn’t know how bad it would get and I almost felt sorry for dat A$s cuz he was gettin’ taxed like 4 or 5 times a day. One time, I saw him in the library cryin’ as I peered through one of the shelves of the bookcase. I went around to see what was up and dis homie was eating maple syrup out of his as$hole while some other 6″6 fool was sticking his meat in between P’s toes and trying to bust one out. Nasty as a Mother F*****. I can’t even get a pack of smokes no more out of him cuz I hear his as$hole now resembles the Grandy Canyon and nobody be wantin’ him anymore. Yall Scottsdale fools can have his a$s back.
huh?
Ummmmmmmmmm, ok. :/
So, I have a few updates for you all. Pnazi’s dad is sailing somewhere off the coast of the Galapagos Islands,and he has no idea of all the crap P has gotten in.
P has wronged many people during his stint in Scottsdale. He screwed over his business partner Ben Jorgenson for about $50k. P was stealing from the company petty cash account to fuel his lifestyle of strippers and drinks at PCL, and when Ben confronted Pnazi he said he would pay him back. Never happened, and now Ben has the Scottsdale Guido Mafia out looking for P. When they catch up to him, they plan on stringing him by his toes, then they will gell his hair and spray tan him to death. Secondly, P totally abused his celebrity status and tried to start some businesses, which flopped. He swindled over $300k from investors, then took trips and bought a whole wardrobe of tight fitting t-shirts. I have never seen a human being so infuriated then the time I was shopping with P at Costco and he saw his whole Ed Hardy wardrobe that he spent $30K on for sale at the rate of $12.00/shirt. Now that P is in the joint, u will see that his anus will be torched everyday by the inmates looking for new butthole. The guards are well aware of who he is, and they plan on allowing gang rapes on his turd ring to teach him a lesson. You see, one of the guards was a principal investor in P’s business venture, and he added insult to injury by ramming a nightstick 8 inches up his rectum as an initiation into tent city. Now, when P goes home for work release, he has installed a cement butt plug and now poops out of a colostomy bad in order to alleviate the anus raping that left him with the largest o-ring in history, it was as big as a gay chink exhaust pipe on a 92′ civic. When p’s sentence is up, will be installing a monitor around his ankle to make sure he isnt out partying in old town, and if he finds out otherwise,he is going to light his weenie on fire and roast marshmallows on all 3 inches.
I spoke to one of P’s friends the other week, forgot his name, he is short , loud and obnoxious . He told me that P is on work release during the day. I am petitioning Nik to contact Sheriff Joe and expose P for not having a job and getting work release. P is in Jail, being a pussy, and has no money. I was with him one night and he was trying to act all money driving in his car, and when we got to a gas station he begged me and my friend to buy him a Rockstar. What a homo. His dad will know everything as soon as his insurance drops and cites the reason being 2 DUI’S
Hey, if you EVER see P driving, call the cops immediately and say he waved a gun at you, just so the cops have to pull him over and see he has a suspended license and he goes back to jail!
Steve= going nowhere. I cant wait to see this kid in 5 years, god what a waste of oxygen. People such as this should be burned alive to set an example.
Pnazi is a legend people. When are you going to realize he singlehandely built Tucson’s social scene back in the early 90′s? He is one of the founding fathers of Dirtbags, cut the ribbon for the groundbreaking ceremony at Champs in 2004, served the first pizza at Frog and Frikin, and has donated more than $4.3 million dollars to his own scholarship at the U of A. I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that read “Pnazi is a GOD, he farts thunder and craps lightning.”
This further reiterates that he is on a pedastal in Tucson with the likes of Jim Click and Lute Olson. If anything, they should rename University Blvd after him – “Pnazi Way” – because its Pnazi’s way, or the highway. Also, a brass statue of Pnazi will be erected outside of ILC in the courtyard. His 4″ inch erect penis will serve as a bird sanctuary.
Pnazi, why is your website saintscottsdale.com stealing video and media content from ohso.tv? I just dont get it?
And please, oh pretty please, start wiping yourself. Going organic does not mean you dont wipe after dropping the cosbys off at the pool. You smell like sewer water mixed with turpintine
“While visions of sugar plums danced in his head ”
Come on now it’sobvious this guy is dreaming of his next Big Mac?
Has anyone else seen Pnazi and spencer rolling around scottsdale like they are unemployed royalty?
When arer you people going to realize that it aint cool to go out 8 nights a week? Time to grow up, and for spencer, i mean that literally.
Spencer, Josh Sharky and P-Nazi are all losers. My girlfriend and I were over there one night at Optima (rented place of course, dirty as a dog house) and it is so clear they are all broke and just scheming to get their next months rent due. People, call Optima and complain about them, hopefully the cops will bust them for steroids, bongs and whatever else they have there, P goes back to jail!
Come on guys, get these wastes of space out of scottsdale! Everyone who see’s these guys clown on them, and no one likes them. I second the notion to call the Police ANY time you see P driving and say he wave a gun at you so that the cops will have to respond and pull his ass over!
wow, who the hell wrights this stuff. none of this is true. What is wrong with you people? the guy lives a normal life with normal friends. He tries to be a good person everyday, never uses steroids and never cons anyone. leave the guy alone you pathetic mean ass people!
no juice? hahahahhaha
silly, you are retarded. HE is a waste of space and he is in jail, is a piece of sh*t and should be aloud to talk or anything, what a tool. He has no friends, only people who laugh at him.
Hey “silly”
People “write”, not “wright” you r e t a r d. Go back to school or watch the Scripps Howard Spelling Bee Re-runs
yeah he is in the tents, but not in stripes… he did serve me breakfast/lunch/sh*t food the other day, or should i say he “volunteered” for chow work… hahaha
Did anyone else see pnazi, spencer, and sharki cruising down scottsdale rd in a black cadillac with their shirts off yesterday? They were bumping jay-z’s new york song and they were all wearing matching blue bandanas?Someone please tell me they saw this? Pnazi must have gotten new ink too, because he had a huuuuge dragon tattoed on his neck and back. The only odd thing I remember is sharky giving pnazi a neck rub from the back seat. And spencer was beating his meat in the passenger. weird.
is this dude related to Serpe
I am embarrassed to say that I have seen him at Tent City – throwing a fruit around w/ another dude the other day. He is in FACT in Tent City. Shame he can’t admit that he f*cked up.
PNazi is my neighbor not gonna lie he is alright and i love his pit bull. I see him more often cruising around like a free bird so i don’t believe the hype
im in jail and so is he
he is here
he got the runs from the slop here the other day and was made to clean the toilets after the D.O.’s caught him not flushin
yeah he is over in tha tents…i know cause im on the other side of the yard. He got tha shits from the food the other day and was made to clean the toilets when the officers caught him not flushin….
P & Spencer have deep emotional issues in which they continue to suppress by consuming alcohol most days of the week. They both need rehab & therapy.