Photoshop Is For Liars And Shims


Photoshop is for Liars 2

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,  Here is the real photo from the Natalie scandal, sans photoshop, with the push up pads coming an inch out of her bra and with full MAC oil shine. I loved seeing the responses from the last post Dirty Army!!! This girl is officially ON BLAST!

I wonder if they all had the same surgon remove their Greg’s?- nik


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  1. November 13, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Ouch!!!! That is embarassing.

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  2. November 13, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    Anonymous #2 says:

    No, that is just HILARIOUS! And you know it has to be one of her friends that has access to this photo… Which makes it even funnier! You know they are ALL standing there with Knifes in each others back…!

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  3. November 13, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    CPR says:

    You can remove the greg… But not the Manly voice… Or the Manly hands.

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  4. November 13, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    Mark Hassenflu says:

    Simply gross. All of them should be humiliated at how disgusting they are in person and in bed. Natalie…call me!

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  5. November 13, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    hahahhahaha says:

    If she quit wearing MAC for a year she could afford a boob job and not have to have this happen! I want to see these b*tches when they’re 40

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  6. November 13, 2009 at 10:32 pm

    Anon says:

    They arent going to be hot when they are 40. They are going to be beat just like they are now.

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  7. November 14, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    HA says:

    so you wanna see what they look like in 5 years? these b*tches look old already!!

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  8. November 14, 2009 at 9:44 pm

    Kansas City says:

    Except the one on the right, she is pretty hot.

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    • November 17, 2009 at 7:23 am

      KC Dirty Police says:

      Oh the Z list actress who is bigger than most men and had a kid at 14? Yeah, I agree.

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      • December 7, 2009 at 6:04 am

        She's Baaack! says:

        LMAO – yup that is good ol “Jessica Crider” – she was booted off of “Mamma’s Boys” reality show, and yeah she squeezed out a kid when we were 16 – now she is offically a Playboy Reject – when I heard that I could not stop laughing -give it up Jess – everyone knows you are a huge sl*t that has to go to her OB/GYN every other month for your “Treatment” – hmmm wonder how you contracted that mess???

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  9. November 15, 2009 at 1:51 am

    I mean for real!!!! says:

    Someone has to have somethin on Morgan!!!! These sl*ts are BFF!!!!!!!

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  10. November 15, 2009 at 1:53 am

    I like it says:

    what is wrong with small ta tas? Easer to snort off of. DUH!!!!! Good show Nick Kozlame! Oh and Jes, you are great, just dont hang out with these losers!

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  11. November 15, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    Confused says:

    Doesanyone know how these low lives afford their lifestyle of going out every night of the week, the blow, and the x? I mean who would hire them, the guys too.? It’s just confusing??

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    • November 17, 2009 at 4:24 pm

      ~A&Hearts! says:

      HAHAHAHA… Its called Alimony B*itches! xoxo

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      • November 20, 2009 at 3:46 pm

        Anonymous says:

        thats your defense your lazy and dont have a job?

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      • November 22, 2009 at 8:32 pm

        `A&Hearts! says:

        Yeah, I have a job…ME!!!! Tanning, shopping, eating (obviously), going out, and begging my Ex husband for money is a job…. Being a mom is only my part time job… alimony is more than child support, Ya know!

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      • November 23, 2009 at 8:15 pm

        Sounds like someone is green w/envy says:

        Shalon has to be the most obsessive person alive!!!! She is extremely jealous of her boyfriends ex girlfriend that she can’t even see straight. 90% of the comments bashing on Amy or pretending to be Amy when making a comment on all three pics are from her. Talk about bunny boiler. Get a life Shalon….seriously!!!!!

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  12. November 16, 2009 at 10:04 am

    washed up bar flies says:

    the second frrom the right wearing black/red dress (cindy?)
    has been hitting the bars for decades…she looks worn out.
    Natalie? one on far left..those photos were on nightlifekc the day after the party. She’s worn out.
    These girls have partied all their lives and now their bodies
    and faces are showing it. If you’re in smoke filled/booze
    filled joints til late at night you look like these girls.
    Then all the guys they hooked upwith want nothing to do
    with them because they start going after the younger
    hot women.
    These girls need to find someone good …not the usuall
    cast of players who hang out in p and l and plaza.
    If you girls want to get out of that lifestyle and meet a
    man who will really love you and not just try to screw
    you..then head out to some better events where you can
    meet some great people.
    I’ve seen these girls all over kc…their reputations as
    bar flies exists because thats all they do. I am recently
    single again and I would never want anything to do with these
    girls. Their drama is too much.
    I own my own company…make great money…have a huge
    house…am attractive but girls like these turn me off and
    no guy with class or style (who doesn’t frequent those bars)
    will have anything to do with you because of your reputation
    as party girls.

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  13. November 16, 2009 at 10:48 am

    Short Bus says:

    Out of the skank lineup, Megan who is pregnant should be ashamed of herself for 2 reasons: the first is that you’re that far along and are putting yourself in an alcohol fueled party environment such as T7. Second: the father of your baby is Garen Arm*tr*ng who zealously testified against a # of people in his federal conviction for drug trafficking. How embarassing that you allowed a swine to fertilize your egg. Read the entire story of how Garen was a p*ssy and had to sell out everyone he could due to his getting busted. What a guy.

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  14. November 16, 2009 at 11:10 am

    Reputation means more than you think... says:

    I love this! You are SO right and that is EXACTLY why NONE of these women have a good man… and NO amount of spray tan, or blonde hair, or plastic surgery is going to change that fact. GO HOME and stay there. No one wants to see you out. no one. LMAO!!!!

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    • November 16, 2009 at 2:10 pm

      shaBAM! says:

      SO RIGHT. I hate when girls complain about not meeting a good guy when they look like this picture. Why dont you go out with your girls and let nasty washed up dudes drool all over your spray tan and inserts? That will get you the guy youve been looking for!!!!!!

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  15. November 17, 2009 at 6:38 am

    truth be known says:

    right. none of these girls could get a decent man. The one
    is pregnant with a drug dealer who ratted his co horts out?
    WTF is this about. Why would you let that guy near your
    box? You are a skank.
    The others are skank also. I haven’t been in one of those
    bars for years and remember these same hos rumbling thru
    the city. Now, they’re old and washed up and what guy would
    want to date these skanks.
    Boxer girl: your biological clock is ticking…time is running
    out. All the bl*w in this town won’t make you look 25 again.
    Baby momma: your blacklisted. What decent professional man
    will have anyting to do with you when they find out your
    babbys daddy is a drug dealer. NOOOONE. Leave town now.
    Rat hair white boot girl: do something with that hair…looks like
    you got caught in a hurricane. Its been bleached so much
    its falling out. The peroxide got to your brain.
    Blondie with black/red dress: your my mom’s age…but
    she looks better. I met you years ago at the lake ..wow..
    get a new life and maybe stop acting like a ho.
    Red bikini girl…can almost see your p*SSY..but I wouldnt
    get near it with a 10 foot pole. No decent guy would want you.
    All you girls. Get out of those nasty bars. The guys there want
    you for one thing. They’re losers. They have no future …no
    money…and they will con you with their b.s. stories.
    Get a life. While you can. I met a incredible woman after
    realizing those bars were a waste of tyime. Loser after
    loser after loser. We met at a art show and been together
    for 5 years. I saw all you hos…and thats what you are when
    you hang out at those places…get a life….before time
    runs out on your youth.
    .

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    • November 26, 2009 at 1:53 am

      Anonymous says:

      honestly? we dont care about your life story! you must have a lot of time on your hands to write a novel on the dirty. you sound more like a jealous little bitch. HA lets talk about losers shall we! quit stalkin the dirty and go to one of your gay art shows

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  16. November 17, 2009 at 6:54 pm

    Tyra Banks says:

    I am a bit disappointmented, and you are contradicting yourself in your message. Please reclarify the age thing, are they old or do the need to get a lift before their “youth” runs out? Just saying. (the mom’s age thing was funny, just was expecting something better for the brown cow)

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  17. November 17, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    Tyra Banks says:

    Haha, I meant life, but lift works too!!

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  18. November 18, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    KC blows says:

    I would do all these girls. Pink boxers and the second on the right look pretty hot to me. I guess the world is filled with hate.

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  19. November 25, 2009 at 12:32 am

    Anonymous says:

    HATRED IS THE COWARDS REVENGE FOR BEING INTIMIDATED!!!!!

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  20. February 7, 2010 at 1:20 pm

    Anonymous says:

    umm girls give up the make-up and tanning, its not making you look any better! And pretty sure I have seen that girl at the Jones with a pad coming out her swim suit!! Hunny we all know you have little boobs!!

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