SAW VI Freaked Me Out Today
Posted in Philadelphia, The Dirty | November 11th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: I just got out of watching Saw VI today and in kind of a warped way you remind me of the “Jigsaw” killer in that movie. Hear me out:
-Both of you are known for destroying bad people but neither of you do it directly to them, they do it to themselves.
-Both of you prey on people who are doing wrong in their life whether that be partying pregnant b*tches out at the club exposed or fake 30k milli’s over spending on credit cards trying to be something you are not.
-Both of you have a lot of people who think what you do is wrong, but then again both of you have a lot of supporters who think you make the world think before they act in turn making the world a better place.
-Both of you are 3 to 4 feet tall and ugly
-Both of you scare people in a similar way, no one wants to wake up and find themselves chained to a pipe in a dark room or wake up and find themselves on your website!
Nik, you are the “Jigsaw” killer of the internet, keep fighting the good fight, you have a lot of supports out here who think you make the world a better place.
I have never seen a SAW movie so I have no idea as to what you are talking about. But I do know that my suspended drivers license says- HT: 5’7, WT: 152, SEX: M, HAIR: BLK, EYES: BRN. Not sure if that helps ya with this Jigsaw character.- nik
WTF says:
Just googled “Nik Richie” and found your real camel-jockey name and some pics…you have acne-scarred meth-face. You are grose looking, dude.
to WTFDa Nati says:
That is the funniest thing I have read on here in a while. Jigsaw Nik aka, Niksaw
to Da NatiGross says:
Niksaw! I love it! Buhahaha!
to GrossDon't forget... says:
That they both ride a bike since their licenses are suspended! I think the poster is right about the identity of the “Jigsaw” killer!!
to Don't forget...HIGHlarious says:
The similarities are striking indeed. Niksaw…..high comedy
to HIGHlariousForensicAnthropologist says:
There is no way you are 5’7”. Considering you fill out the form yourself in Arizona and they don’t even measure you, it’s quite obvious you could have given yourself a few more inches. Too bad you can’t do the same for your package.
to ForensicAnthropologistslappy says:
5’7″ 152??? More like 5’4″ 135.
to slappyBrittany says:
Stop being a kiss ass… we all know he’s 4’9!!
to BrittanyYour mom says:
That’s what I was going to say. lol
Niksaw – your dirty name is given. Accept it, Hooman…
to Your momNebraska where the N stands for Knowledge! says:
= scrawny
to Nebraska where the N stands for Knowledge!Brett says:
5’7″ Bull*hit. You trying to squeeze an inch on me soldier?
to BrettAnonymous says:
Nik you’re a funny f*ckin dude.
to AnonymousBAHA says:
5’7? how dare you talk so much sh*t about other people. put yourself on blast man. thats pathetic
to BAHAvalygirl says:
152 ? wow you are a big guy,is that with or without the camel?
to valygirlyaHooman says:
You’re kinda fat for your height.
to yaHoomanBeCe Babe says:
OMG that’s hilarious!!
to BeCe BabeKristina says:
Nik is actually the Devil….I decided!
His dark brooding looks, his forked tongue comments, his big bling watch, he keeping me coming again and again to his toxic website of evil. I can’t help myself, I can’t stop, its seven deadly sins wrapped up in one dank pit-stop. He comes to my thoughts unbidden, images of him taunting me, telling me I’m fat, I need a nose job and +2’s, I can’t resist as he grabs my not-blonde hair at the back of my neck and sucks the goodness life-force from me. “Look at it, look at it!” he laughs, “You know you want it, you want more dirt! Come with me to the dark side, join my dirty army!” No, no…please make it stop, I’m your slave…I need an exorcism….
to KristinaTTA says:
oh good lord …. 5’7″ !!! Are you f’ing kidding me …. you are really a short little f*ck aren’t you? lol.
to TTAErin says:
Nik… You’re 5’7??? Short as shit. Should have left that off
to ErinU Losers says:
I think the license should say :
Hair : none
to U LosersiSAIDthat says:
152? isnt that borderline manorexic?
to iSAIDthatThe Best says:
5’7” Nikolas? I think you should have to be over 6′ to be allowed to live life thinking you’re as cool as you do. Lucky you’re a semi-celeb now though, have your people hit up Andre Agassi’s people for some lifts.
The Best, all 6’3” of him, out.
to The Bestwow says:
Damn, I googled Nik Richie…Seriously man, you are a joke judging people when you look like that.
to wowWould I? says:
No, you’re a hobbit.I know you wouldn’t f*ckme either but I don’t care what my elbows look like to you.
to Would I?recwear says:
That is the best analogy I have heard! That was hilarious and so true.
to recwearFreud's Roids says:
Niksaw, so it has been written, so it shall be done. Funniest thing that has ever been posted on this site, bar none!
to Freud's RoidsKingMarthaStewart says:
5,7 and 152 pounds? damn your a little chubby arent ya?…
Im 6,2 and 155…7 inches on you…and likely 7 more where it counts..
to KingMarthaStewartA Touch Of Class DJ Service (Owner) says:
Who the hell do you think you are saying,”That anyone can be a DJ by just downloading a bunch of music, making a playlist, and hitting play”?
to A Touch Of Class DJ Service (Owner)I have owned a couple of businesses in my life, and as far as I am concerned, You have the class of a stone, and you have the intelligence of a two year old child. I am a DJ and have been for over 14 years, and there is more to that, do you know how to talk to the client to make the sale(salesmanship),answer phones and make appointments(receptionist), design business cards and contracts(graphics artist) as well as pamphlets(marketing), listen to the client and design the music around their needs(Therapist), set up and tear down DJ equipment(road crew), sign contracts and write checks to pay bills(owner), repair and maintain DJ equipment(electronics expert), work on computers and keep them tuned up(IT Support)? You are one of the most stupid-assed people, I have ever run into in all my years of living. Do you have any of idea of what it takes to be a successful business person? The first thing you have to remember, Do Not Step On Anyone To Get To The Top Of The Ladder, because sooner or later, it will catch up to you!! I have never been so offended in all of my life!!! I hope you answer for the things that you allow on your site to intentionally hurt other people, and damage their reputation(s). I hope you show this to all the world so they can see how stupid and inconsiderate you really are!!!