Seattle’s Euro-Trash

Posted in Seattle, The Dirty | November 6th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is bozhenna, she is NASTY eurotrash. She thinks she is soo hott that no man can resist her. She tells everyone she is so rich and classy. Yet, I see her wearing velvet shirts and nasty dragon pants. She acts like a stuck up b*tch to everyone taking TONS of pictures of her stupid used car her parents bought instead of paying college tuition. The only question I have is if her family is soo well-off. Why, is her dad a truck driver and her mom works at old country buffet? I also heard she has the harp-harp! haha… nik your persian right? I heard she loves her some persian man.

I am still trying to find out what I am because there is no such thing as Persian.  We went over this already… Persia doesn’t exist.  People just say it because it sounds cooler and white people can relate it to cats and rugs.- nik




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