Shamu The Whale Sloot
Posted in Charlotte, University Of South Carolina | November 19th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, this girl is a wh*re! she has hooked up with three of her friends boyfriends behind their backs, she thinks she’s so sexy, look at her picture!! sexy is the last thing that comes to my mind!! When guys hook up with her she just lays there, and takes it like a dead fish while her belly juggles. SICKKKK. she has grandma t*ts, her nipples are bigger than her actual t*t. she’s a liar. this b*tch had more facial hair than most men!! she’s a fugly wh*re, who needs to get her upper lip and side burns waxed off.
It’s like she’s a big ball of fat, I wonder what it’s like to be so undesirable to the male race.- nik
OG Denver says:
Are my old eyes deceiving me…is that duct tape she’s wearing for a dress??
to OG DenverD Menace says:
Hahaha, she is wearing duct tape.
to D Menace1p says:
why is she wearing a dress made of duct tape?
to 1pAnonymous says:
so it could hide the stomach of a woman in her trimester, even if she isnt preggo
to AnonymousWang Dang Dong says:
Same reason you use it on a heating duct; to keep it from exploding.
to Wang Dang DongGX says:
Real clothes must not come in her size!
to GX... says:
Holy sh*t. Is that Dorian?
to ...widebuffalo says:
That duct tape look is a royal hoot! Why would anyone go out in public looking like that? Does she not have a mirror?
to widebuffaloclt guy says:
They should have wrapped her with a couch cover so at least you would have a place to sit
to clt guyvegass says:
Duct tape = low budget corset
to vegassha says:
the only reason i can think of for her to wear a duct tape dress is an abc party (anything but clothes)… she needs to just wear a tent.
to haESS.DOT says:
Hey, ladies, could you imagine if your man cheated on you with this??? Wow, talk about a shot at the old self-esteem.
to ESS.DOTDB says:
Where does she shop for clothes? Home Depot!! Whats up with the Duct tape dress?
to DBhgehugah says:
THAT BITCH IS HIDEOUS. I will never understand what dumbass guys see in bitches like this. DISS-GUSS-TING.
to hgehugahanonymous says:
i always hate being the one who sticks up for the chick being attacked but like on the real i have known this girl since middle school and she has to be the chillest person i have ever met. i honestly think she is gorgeous too!!
to anonymoushauheuh says:
b*tch looks like a berenstein bear for real
to hauheuhanonymous says:
really? because i knew her in high school, and i mean yea she had some good days but honestly she looks rough. she’s also a backstabbing liar. she had sex with one of her good friend from friends twice, and lied to her friend the whole time. she’s done that to 4 or 5 of her best friends. she feels bad about herself because most guys only hook up with her once because she just lays there and takes it. i mean maybe she comes off as a nice girl, but she is so two faced. maybe that’s why she has two chins.
to anonymouskatie says:
woow this page is so stupid for looking up to dress shamu the whale for my daughter
to katiegabbreial says:
this is a cool page
to gabbreial:) says:
Sorry sweetie youre the wh*re here and you really should just get over it. everyone here knows who you are and thinks this is worthless.
to :)Grow up
Thanks.
jayboy says:
do you people really have nothing better to do with your miserable existence then to hurt the feelings of another human being? This girl is one of the sweetest girls that I know and the fact that anyone would take the time to post something so mean about her just shows that persons insecurity in themselves.
to jayboy