SMASHLEY
Posted in Would You? | November 20th, 2009


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Smashley, trashley… are there any other dirty names to call someone that’s actually named Ashley? This girl is a real piece of work.. She’s a bartender at the new club “Rock Sugar” formally known as “Citrus”. She will definitely shake you up a stiff one… for the right amount that is! Nik… would you?
Answer: No, her thighs are awful, and her face is beyond weathered.





Hank Vanderbilt says:
Nick names for Ashley? It’s endless:
to Hank VanderbiltFlash-me
Rash-pee
Trash-flea
Thrash-me
Crashy
Gash-me
Mash-me
etc.
Random says:
Everyone knows a “Smashley”. And I definately would.
to RandomMr.Man says:
Looks like Jessica Simpsons retarded little sister
to Mr.Manan0m111 says:
YES!
to an0m111One Girl's Opinion says:
Looks way better as a brunette!
to One Girl's Opinionwidebuffalo says:
In the first pic, her eyes seem to be out of alignment. Still, I think she is cute. I wonder how much “the right amount” is?
to widebuffaloAnonymous says:
She’s decent, leave her the fuk alone..
to Anonymoushahahaha says:
decent???? are you effin kidding me? you must not know what the meaning of decent huh?
to hahahahathis one is a hoebag says:
She’s screwing a married man (he’s separated now – effin trash dog) and they both work at Rock Sugar.
Ashley you are dirty, stupid, blonde, drunkass, cottage cheese cellulite infested thighs and you know why you are called “smashley and trashley” hahahahaha beyyoootch
to this one is a hoebagdamn straight says:
Cont. from below,
to damn straightDimple cheese infested thighs Trashley. While your guy is working at Rock Sugar, little does he know you are talking it up with a few dudes, one of which you are screwing. He will find out soon. I will let someone else break the news or you tell him the truth, otherwise I am coming forward and will tell him myself…after all I know where he works hahahaha
this one is a hoebag says:
She’s screwing a married man (he’s separated now – effin trash dog) and they both work at Rock Sugar.
Ashley you are dirty, stupid, blonde, drunkass, cottage cheese cellulite infested thighs and you know why you are called “smashley and trashley” hahahahaha
to this one is a hoebagdamn straight says:
It’s time for more issh to come out Ashley…not only where you screwing this married turd, you were also gettin dirty with someone from your school.
Does he know? You were doing a research for your “book”, you did more than an “interview” with one of the guys… such a hoe you are
Good luck living together with the “married” man. He’ll leave you like he left his wife.
to damn straight