SMASHLEY


SMASHLEY

SMASHLEY

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Smashley, trashley… are there any other dirty names to call someone that’s actually named Ashley? This girl is a real piece of work.. She’s a bartender at the new club “Rock Sugar” formally known as “Citrus”. She will definitely shake you up a stiff one… for the right amount that is! Nik… would you?

Answer: No, her thighs are awful, and her face is beyond weathered.


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  1. November 20, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Hank Vanderbilt says:

    Nick names for Ashley? It’s endless:
    Flash-me
    Rash-pee
    Trash-flea
    Thrash-me
    Crashy
    Gash-me
    Mash-me
    etc.

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  2. November 20, 2009 at 11:39 am

    Random says:

    Everyone knows a “Smashley”. And I definately would.

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  3. November 20, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    Mr.Man says:

    Looks like Jessica Simpsons retarded little sister

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  4. November 20, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    an0m111 says:

    YES!

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  5. November 20, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    One Girl's Opinion says:

    Looks way better as a brunette!

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  6. November 21, 2009 at 8:21 am

    widebuffalo says:

    In the first pic, her eyes seem to be out of alignment. Still, I think she is cute. I wonder how much “the right amount” is?

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  7. February 4, 2010 at 6:38 pm

    Anonymous says:

    She’s decent, leave her the fuk alone..

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    • May 13, 2010 at 9:36 pm

      hahahaha says:

      decent???? are you effin kidding me? you must not know what the meaning of decent huh?

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  8. May 13, 2010 at 9:35 pm

    this one is a hoebag says:

    She’s screwing a married man (he’s separated now – effin trash dog) and they both work at Rock Sugar.

    Ashley you are dirty, stupid, blonde, drunkass, cottage cheese cellulite infested thighs and you know why you are called “smashley and trashley” hahahahaha beyyoootch

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    • November 22, 2010 at 1:15 pm

      damn straight says:

      Cont. from below,
      Dimple cheese infested thighs Trashley. While your guy is working at Rock Sugar, little does he know you are talking it up with a few dudes, one of which you are screwing. He will find out soon. I will let someone else break the news or you tell him the truth, otherwise I am coming forward and will tell him myself…after all I know where he works hahahaha

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  9. May 13, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    this one is a hoebag says:

    She’s screwing a married man (he’s separated now – effin trash dog) and they both work at Rock Sugar.

    Ashley you are dirty, stupid, blonde, drunkass, cottage cheese cellulite infested thighs and you know why you are called “smashley and trashley” hahahahaha

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    • November 22, 2010 at 1:08 pm

      damn straight says:

      It’s time for more issh to come out Ashley…not only where you screwing this married turd, you were also gettin dirty with someone from your school.

      Does he know? You were doing a research for your “book”, you did more than an “interview” with one of the guys… such a hoe you are

      Good luck living together with the “married” man. He’ll leave you like he left his wife.

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