EMAIL: Nik, Don has been running his mouth all over town about how he is going to kick your ass when he finds you! He told me he is scared to fight you though because he is afraid he might kill you during the fight! He said if he kills you during the fight he will get a murder rap instead of manslaughter because he is such a highly trained fighter that his hands might be considered a lethal weapons by a “slick attorney” . He told me he looked up on the internet about what happens if you kill a guy during a fight in court and he doesn’t want to face a murder charge. When I heard that I thought he was going a little overboard.
Sir Serpe, I live at Optima by Fashion Square… bring the $500 in Money Order format. I am not into paying bounce fees on personal checks. Someone told me you live rent free at your Daddies place in my building. You are more than welcome to come over to my place on the seventh floor for afternoon tea.- nik
dirty soilder (nyc) says:
Nik, Fly me to scottsdale I will make this guys life a living hell all within legal limits. Ohh plus I need to fix my lic out there hah
to dirty soilder (nyc)DTM says:
Would it not “Nik Richie” and not the reverse? What a donkey Sir Slerper is.
to DTMBaba Ghanoush says:
Dons sister Dominque is a Sloot that will spread her legs for anyone in the club! She is such a bottle rat…. Never met a line she didnt like either…
to Baba GhanoushChris Hunter- drinkfour says:
Perry Bennett is the biggest fakest b*tch around, other than don slurpee of course. f*ck you perry, get at m in the chi. you know how to find me
to Chris Hunter- drinkfouramanda says:
Nik, how can you claim to be “big time” when you live in a place that sells condos from $300,000???? The most expensive are just over 1 million???? What the hell??? Really big time Nik. You are a true 30k milli.
to amandaAmerican says:
Nik never claimed big time, he just makes fun of those that do.
to AmericanThe Real Chicago says:
Are there places in Arizona that are worth more than 300K?
to The Real Chicagosuburban robot says:
arizona is where people go when they can’t afford SoCal.
to suburban robotsusan says:
I wish I could afford to live there
to susanlol says:
aMANda, in 2009, a one million dollar condo isnt big time? You probably rent.
to lolBaba Ghanoush says:
Dominique Serpe shut your legs and your mouth!
to Baba Ghanoushyeah says:
He wants your home adress so he can break in and sniff your boxers.
to yeahOK... says:
Why does he need his home address? Nik has advertises all these “appearances”…just show up joke Serpe.
I’m under no illusions that nik could fight his way out of a paper bag…but this douche playing Facebook tough guy???
What a loser.
to OK...omg says:
true true lmao!!! geez get a life don n leave my man ALONE!!! ;D
to omgDa Nati says:
LOL….Perry M. wants to blow Don. They all sounds like a bunch of bitches whining because someone doesn’t like them. “I want to beat you up because you are mean”
Don’t they realize that they are messing with Niksaw.
to Da Natidon serpe says:
i am gay
to don serpeDon ur Busted says:
IS this the same guy?
Don Serpe Camelback Wireless Stores Inc. 650 E. Camelback Road, Phoenix 85012.
to Don ur Busteddon serpe says:
yes its me “the don of man c>m” and my lover perry and i pound each other every night with no lube, my dad is shooting a new reality show called “serpes herpes” SPOILER ALERT! i have sex with a lot of men!!!!
to don serpeKC Esq says:
Someone should really educate Mr. Bennett on the proper use of periods. Typically you see the absence of periods where they belong, but this is the first time I’ve seen periods overused in such a manner. Congrats on enlightening me to a whole new category of moron…
to KC Esqdominique serpe says:
yea doesnt our family rock we make stupid youtube videos to show off what a bunch of retards we are. plus we are sooo famous we are on a website where everyone my mom doesnt blow makes fun of us. everyone is super jealous of us.
to dominique serpe20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
YOU MIND IF I STICK MY PITA BREAD INTO YOUR HUMMUS DIP?? IM TALKING ABOUTMY PEN!S USING A METAPHOR
to 20K-MILLIONAIRECeeZee!! says:
Your metaphor was dumber than ish…
to CeeZee!!omg says:
right??? that is the lamest sh*t i have EVER heard…..kinda expected it more from a myspace whore but they’re letting anyone on FB now
to omgperry m buttpirate says:
hey don ill give you $500 to sleep with me!!!!
to perry m buttpiratepoguemahone says:
twat of scottsdale
to poguemahoneZed says:
Nik – good for you. this guy is an idiot
to ZedCaseyJonesin says:
I personally have screwed Dominique. I did it with no protection. And I have HPV and Genital warts. (obviously i used a fake name to post here) So that should be a nice one to tell Don when you see him.
PS
to CaseyJonesinSorry to all those other guys who might have screwed Dominique raw, please forgive me.
Silly CamelJockey says:
“The Don of Douchedom” says his hands might be considered lethal weapons?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….oh man, that’s a good one.
Nice try Billy Ray Valentine.
to Silly CamelJockeyNazi Killer says:
Hooman..I like that it sounds so SANDY!!!! Like “Hooman get your big nose ass over here and bring me my slurpeeeeeee”
or “Can’t you drive this cab any faster Hooman”
Just Saying…..NK
to Nazi Killerbing bong says:
lol.classic
to bing bongyeah says:
$500 that Nik rents at Optima aka the 30k milli and trust fund baby oasis.
to yeahZed is dead says:
why don’t you find out. It’s public record moron
to Zed is deadyeah says:
Right, because Nik Richie will be listed, moron.
to yeahhaha says:
his last name is hooman, so i guess that makes you the moron for not thinking to far into it. regardless who cares if he rents. its scottsdale. its a shithole place anyways and the reason people live out there is bc its cheap
to hahablue magic bundles says:
lol. right on. so many retards on here…
to blue magic bundleslol says:
Actually, thats his first name, moron
to lolBoss says:
This guy talk more sh*t then a two dollar radio.Lethal hands my ass, just because you took a karate class as a kid doesn’t make you a MMA fighter.
to BossSir Serpe says:
wow, ridiculous. thank you to who ever provided this gold.
to Sir SerpeBrittany says:
Wait… does that offer stand for the rest of us? Can I come over for tea?
to BrittanySTR8UP says:
Yo Don… how about if u want Nik so bad, u do the dirty work and find the address urself, quit trying to buy off ur problems.
to STR8UPdon serpe swallows says:
Serpe. You are such a tool. Grow up, people have been laughing at you your entire life. why is this different? man up and realize that will not amount to anything, ever.
hahahahahaha, fag…
to don serpe swallowsSM90kM says:
This dude is a pussy. Meet up with him and spit in his face like the douchebag that he is.
to SM90kMHunter Brown says:
How ironic I am dating a girl that lives in the Optima. Its me again Don stop ducking me I will eat you. Nik, this is perfect I can come get my Dirty Army T-shirt and Sir Serpe can tell me how tough he is to my face. Don stop talking tough and respond to me so we can meet. I will OWN you by the time this is all said and done. You are the reason and people like you that thedirty.com exists. I am just one of many mops that are here to clean up garbage like you.
to Hunter Brownjustin says:
gay
to justinDirtyD says:
Very clever with the “Mop” metaphor, I’m impressed!
to DirtyDphuq u says:
you all are idiots
to phuq uTyler Durdan says:
Obviously The “don” forgot the first rule of Fight Club……..
to Tyler DurdanCuban B says:
No blacks No jews?
to Cuban BThe Freshmaker says:
Nik, please send Herpe I mean Serpe here to Huntington Beach after he gives you the check and your done with tea. Use his dad’s social security check to buy the plane. Send with him, 2 SGM hats, 3 Dirty Army shirts, 2 more SGM tank tops ( I had to use mine to clean up after Leper, it was ugly in Dallas I tell you) and a signed copy of Ari’s face picture. I am going to hang it at the Beach Ball in Newps and see how many women say through what teeth they have left “wait I know that guy”
to The Freshmaker1pissedpennylane says:
As a girl that has lived on 51st street for many years, and have had to deal with my share of douches, thank you Freshmaker for making N.B. and H.B a safer place
to 1pissedpennylanelawlz @ 30k millionaires says:
*golf clap* for HB.
to lawlz @ 30k millionairesThe Freshmaker says:
Better yet, Don Serpe I’ll give you a thousand cash and cover your expenses to come here and clean that mess Dominuque off the floor of Hurricane’s in HB. She was doing a fine job of showing guys how to slump bust, but yet she seemed to get wayyyy to into it.
to The Freshmakertoss-my-salad says:
lol this guy is such a tool, serioulsly? he thinks he’s considered a lethal weapon? a lethal bitch is what he is, kick his ass nik or get one of the dirty army like hunter up here to annihilate him
to toss-my-saladLOL says:
Hahahaha! Nik youre amazing
to LOLBaba Ghanoush says:
Don Serpe is JOKE.. He couldnt punch himself out of a wet paper bag. Don grow up you midget!
to Baba Ghanoushnunh says:
I’m a fan of Hunter Brown!
to nunhBURN says:
DO WORK HUNTER BROWN!!!!
to BURNWow says:
Ditto! I want to see his picture! LOL!
to Wowphuq u says:
that makes one of you , i guess dweebs stick together
to phuq ununh says:
Lol – how old are? Lol!
to nunhDon Serpe says:
Hey Nik, Can I suck your greg?
to Don SerpeBS says:
I think this guy likes making his sister airtight….look at his FB, she’s in every other picture…and his girlfriend even looks like his Sis…..creepy!
to BSFrank says:
She’s in every picture because he HAS NO FRIENDS! He’s a total loser. That’s why he parties with mommy and daddy every weekend. I mean, I like my parents but I don’t bring them to the vip table for filler.
to FrankThe Fashionista says:
I’m curious. IS this “Hunter Brown” Hot?
to The Fashionistaphuq u says:
Hunter Brown is a dweeb who talks a lot of spit, have him link his facebook or myspace so people can see hes nothing but a internet persona.
to phuq udumb says:
you’re doing the same thing stupid
to dumbsusan says:
I think it’s time Hunter Brown became a Dirty Army Celeb. I mean, come on, us girls need something to look at too — i’m tired of looking at women . . .
to susanHunter Brown says:
Bro I am an adult male why would I have a facebook or myspace page? You must be 13 years old.
to Hunter Brownyeah says:
Facebook is too immature for you but being a lame ass keyboard warrior on the dirty is not? Get a life Loser. you are as bad as Don Slurpee.
to yeahLBC says:
Dawn Slurpme,
Stop being a Harley Davidson motorcycle gang member.
to LBCcajunbob says:
What a tool. I’d pay $500 to watch chickens fu@k. Give me $50,000 and I’ll bring you Nik in a suitcase. Don’t worry Nik, I’ll cut airholes in it and split the money with you after you pop out alive and give this tard a heart attack. Peace bro, watch ur back.
to cajunbobcajunbob says:
Then we’ll take $37 of the $50,000 and go have sex with his sister.
to cajunbobanon says:
Nik why you lying you don’t live at Optima anymore…your room got rented out for more $$ I’ll just email Don your new home address. So you and your roommate can get your asses kicked. Just make sure to post pics of you guys in the hospital.
to anonSmarmy says:
Wow, you’re pretty cool to have this inside info… Stay tough on the internet Sir Anon…
to Smarmysusan says:
yeah you immature tool-tard — man the h*ll up
to susanJ Live says:
Straight cash homey….props to Nik for not ducking…and he absolutely does live at Optima. Drinks at Posh tonight?
to J LiveCHINCHILLA says:
how is posh? I rent a place in the Camel View when im in town…I was going to stop in but the whole impoversation cuisine thing kinda scared me off.
to CHINCHILLAlawlz @ 30k millionaires says:
no golf clap for anon
to lawlz @ 30k millionairesuh huh says:
the herpes are all a bunch of fags, everyone knows that, they need to leave the country all ready… i decided!
to uh huhFrank says:
Maybe they can move to Dubai. I heard Dan’s the shit there. He knows where all the good hookers are. Plus, he’d be closer to his “IMAGINARY OIL DEALS”. Hey Dan, how are those oil deals going?
to FrankDave says:
Isn’t being the Don of Scompton right up there with being the King of Jersey? Seriously. All he’s doing is giving Nik publicity. Freaking priceless.
to DaveJerry says:
Don Juan DeDummy:
Whoa now hold on here YOU have NIK pretty darn scared, LOL, about as scared as he is of the Easter Bunny.
to JerryIt’s not your hands that scare NIK it is your pointy head, he is afraid you will poke him in the eye with it.Be careful who you threaten they may tell your mommy and she will be very angry.
The Freshmaker says:
Wait a minute, if Don Serpe is a lethal weapon what does that make Domique? The greatest disease to tear its way through Gregs from Scottsdale to the Santa Monica pier? I want to know where the hidden Serpe videos are. Jbob time.
to The FreshmakerPFC Grimenfilth says:
I wish Dominique Serpe wasn’t related to this loser. She should denounce her family and move in with me…
to PFC GrimenfilthJT says:
I know a guy who had a three way with Dominique and a friend of hers. He said he and the other girl were grossed out, as Dominique’s snatch smelled like an outdoor fish market in the middle of July!
to JTGrizzle says:
Nik does live at Optima, 7th floor, he hasn’t moved. There aren’t many neighbors up here on 7 because the units are all larger, and trust me Nik is still here.
to GrizzleSerpe the Punk says:
Nik you are the MAN!
to Serpe the PunkMr.Corn says:
I read this guy’s words and suddenly hear “Real men of genius” playing in the background. It’s amazing. What’s next? The statement that his dad can beat up Nik’s dad in a fight? How 6ht grade can you get?
to Mr.CornNik is a fake says:
Wow nik actually told the truth for once, although there is more than one residence on the 7th floor.
to Nik is a fake20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
k well since nik gave out the address yes he does lol cant believe people offered me money to give out h 00mans address before.. what a bunch of lames..
to 20K-MILLIONAIREI dont give a f*ck, thats the problem. says:
Dude that fists as lethal weapons thing is the biggest joke ever. Don is such a tool there aren’t words to describe it.
to I dont give a f*ck, thats the problem.Yo Nik says:
Yo give me a Dirty shirt so I can put it on while I whoop this idiot’s ass! throw in a Dirty.com hat and i’ll whoop his sisters ass too! that bitch thinks n talk like a man ill treat her like one! hahaha
to Yo Nik