The Felon

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Amy, she is from Florida. If you ever run into her, be sure to hide your wallet, as well as all your prized possessions. She has felony charges pending against her for stealing multiple amounts of money, oh…and a warrant out for her arrest (call the cops if you see her). Her +2′s, she stole them too…at least the money she bought them with. She is an idiot, who thinks she is the hottest thing to hit the streets, personally, I think she looks like a monkey.

I would rather have her steal my money then be a clinger and try and hang out with me.  Not that I would ever hook up with anything that looks like this.- nik