The Next Brian Durkee


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was on facebook ealier and this guy popped up claiming to be the official ASU party guy. He’s like a younger gayer Durkee. He even has a photo album just for pictures of girls kissing him, I believe to prove to himself he isn’t gay. Someone needs to help him out b4 its too late and hes an official mass texting lame club promoter in scottsdale.

I bet you this guy gets so much ass at ASU.  The girls that go to that school are such idiots… they would sleep with this douche just to borrow his Claire’s earrings for a day.- nik


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  1. November 4, 2009 at 8:37 am

    All Mormons SUCK says:

    This guy is a QUEEN.. See him around ASU with teh fattest Ho’s. Next time I see him on campaus I will introduce myself by [replaced] him to the [replaced]!

    Reply to All Mormons SUCK
  2. November 4, 2009 at 8:37 am

    Silly CamelJockey says:

    A rapper from Scottsdale???

    Doesn’t exactly validate your street cred like being from Compton/NY/Long Beach does it Robbie Van Winkle?

    Reply to Silly CamelJockey
  3. November 4, 2009 at 9:02 am

    yes says:

    Dj Bello is a well known douchebag. He needs to be put to sleep.

    Reply to yes
  4. November 4, 2009 at 9:27 am

    Tipz says:

    I’m gonna have to say hes kinda sexy….just sayin!

    Reply to Tipz
  5. November 4, 2009 at 9:50 am

    ChoCho says:

    Tipz,
    Please tell me you’re an ugly gay male….hamburger

    Reply to ChoCho
  6. November 4, 2009 at 11:22 am

    hahaa says:

    I have this guy on facebook

    Reply to hahaa
  7. November 4, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    that dude says:

    Thats Bobby B he sends out annoying ass messages to everyone at ASU on facebook and is part of some vacation package scheme called WorldVentures. Total Douche

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  8. November 4, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    hahaha says:

    what kind of promoter cant people in for free?? The next brian durkee”i can get you a 5 dollar discount”

    Reply to hahaha
  9. November 4, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    Hate says:

    This guy is such an @sshole. He is the most annoying person I’ve ever met.

    Reply to Hate
  10. November 4, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    hah says:

    we all knew bobby was gonna end up on here

    Reply to hah
  11. November 4, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    ??? says:

    When was the last time he had a purple crayon in his mouth?

    Reply to ???
  12. November 4, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    Bitch says:

    That’s DJ Bobby Batz. he is such a douche

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  13. November 4, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    Corn Fed says:

    hahahah Bobby is a total douche, I’m shocked he hasn’t been on here sooner. Dude has nooo game and thinks he’s some big time promoter cuz he “promotes” at 18+ clubs. TOOL!

    Reply to Corn Fed
  14. November 4, 2009 at 11:06 pm

    LOSER! says:

    this kid is the biggest douche at asu. i am from new york and he makes new york look TERRIBLE because he thinks hes the hottest thing that came out of new york, then why the f*ck are you in Tempe? honestly…

    Reply to LOSER!
  15. November 5, 2009 at 1:04 am

    b*tchassness says:

    iv seen this guy around asu. heard his from the hard streets of new york but i always see him getting punked. has anyone ever seen his ballerrific car??? i think its a 1981 honda accord yall should see it! lol

    Reply to b*tchassness
  16. November 5, 2009 at 1:17 am

    hos and blows says:

    bobby b is gay and dosnt know of any parties. Iknow this girl that texted him and he never told her of one party. He told her to come over to his place what a f*ckin creeper. And the clubs are gay. How are we supposed to get f*cked up. fagg*t ass

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  17. November 5, 2009 at 3:18 am

    BOBBY JENSEN AKA BOBBY B says:

    hey everyone its bobby b for real haha i love haters you guys really think you do damage but in the end i will still make money and i will still get girls. the ONLY reason why i am writing this is because a girl texted me and said i was on this AGAIN haha so for all of you that wrote comments tryin to play me…TAKE A SECOND AND THINK HOW COOL ARE YOU BY GOING ON THIS AND TALKIN D I R T Y ABOUT ME so ne ways say im gay say im this and im that but in the end i will be successful and i will have a gorgeous girl by me thanks for everything HATERS : )

    Reply to BOBBY JENSEN AKA BOBBY B
    • November 13, 2009 at 10:35 am

      pornfed says:

      Trust me, there will be much more than just talk, your a queer and you contribute nothing but spam. No one wants to hear about your sizzla’s 18+ parties. Watch ur back little guy

      Reply to pornfed
    • November 6, 2009 at 3:08 pm

      CeeZee!! says:

      Looking @ your pics of your room @ mom’s house, you’re far from successful guido.

      Reply to CeeZee!!
  18. November 5, 2009 at 9:56 am

    Shut Up B*tch, Swallow!! says:

    Dog you don’t have sh*t. Didn’t you used to work at the airport? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Any promoter that can’t get people in for free is a low life. You never have hot girls by the way. Hot doesn’t equal fat and orange. One last thing, i saw someone dressed like a complete douche on Halloweem, he had the CA shirt, the douchy sunglasses, etc. When I asked who he was, he said “Bobby B! I’m a douche”. No lie.

    Reply to Shut Up B*tch, Swallow!!
  19. November 5, 2009 at 10:30 am

    anonnn says:

    dude seriously you give all long islanders a bad rep. typical doucher thinking you can get any girl you want. you’re an attention whore who obviously cant even do your job right if you cant get people in for free. yes you’re from ny but you have legitmately NO STREET CRED. and you’re calling out people for going on this site and talking sh*t about you? HELLO YOU’RE JUST AS BAD BY RESPONDING!?!?!? what do you think you’re gonna get by calling people out? they’re only gonna come back with more ..complete dumba*s, no class what so ever… keeping f*cking your fat, orange guido sluts, girls never touch this kid even with a 10ft pole. thats just nasty…. just sayin :)

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  20. November 5, 2009 at 10:31 am

    hos and blows says:

    he dosnt even know of any parties this kid is lame. Ladies he has herpes stay back thats what I heard from on girl

    Reply to hos and blows
  21. November 5, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    leyla says:

    haters

    Reply to leyla
  22. November 5, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    yes says:

    His lip synching and dancing video made him a star………….. on

    Reply to yes
  23. November 5, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    BOBBY JEN*EN AKA BOBBY B says:

    HI HATERS AGAIN KEEP POSTING STUFF I LOVE IT HAHA I LOVE THE PART WHERE PPL ARE SAYIN I GET WITH “FAT ORANGE GIRLS” THATS CLASSIC AND THE PART WHERE I CANT GET PPL IN FREE HAHA ANOTHER CLASSIC ONE I DONT GET LOSERS LIKE YOURSELF IN FOR FREE ASK ANY PROMOTER THAT WORKS FOR A CLUB YOU ONLY GET IN CLOSE FRIENDS AND HOT GIRLS BUT KEEP MAKING MORE STUFF UP I WILL JUST CORRECT YA EACH TIME

    OH BTW THE NY JOKES ARE GOOD TOO KEEP EM COMING

    Reply to BOBBY JEN*EN AKA BOBBY B
    • November 6, 2009 at 10:16 am

      CeeZee!! says:

      I heard this dude DJ’s @ some club called “Ain’t Nobodys Buizzz” His top fave’s are:

      Macho Man
      Let’s here it for the boys
      It’s raining Men
      Do you really want to hurt me

      This dude aint got sh*t. If he did, he wouldnt be sleeping on the floor on some used matress he got on Craigslist.

      Reply to CeeZee!!
  24. November 5, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    Dunya says:

    Don’t get upset, Bobby! I like you’re awesome just the way you are. Everybody that’s well-known and popular pops up on here every once in a while. Everybody knows who you are, so be flattered! And thanks for letting me suck your d*ck when you were dating what’s her face. Our little secret :)

    And this website is a joke and all the losers that check up on this website daily need to GET A LIFE.

    Reply to Dunya
    • November 15, 2009 at 9:20 pm

      Sux2bU says:

      “and thanks for letting me suck your d*ck when you were DATING WHATS HER FACE” hahahahaha pretty much confirmed everything people were saying about you getting with nasty guido girls hahahah classssy.

      Reply to Sux2bU
    • November 10, 2009 at 11:01 am

      CeeZee!! says:

      Maybe popular in the gay scene..

      Reply to CeeZee!!
  25. November 5, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    from xp says:

    I have been a club promoter for 3 years now as a side job because its not as good as a real job. Dont get me wrong the petty cash is good to have. But any good promoter knows you can get up to 5 people in for free if you want and a few close friends too.

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  26. November 5, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    ahhh says:

    hes a dirty guido

    Reply to ahhh
  27. November 5, 2009 at 10:01 pm

    well says:

    He is actually a pretty cool kid I have to say… he might come off a lil eh but ive never ever seen him disrespect a women and he has dated a few people i know and been nothing but nice.. act like a hoe treated like a hoe ya know

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  28. November 6, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    aepi says:

    this kid is a huge fag and tried to steal a laptop from us

    Reply to aepi
  29. November 6, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    Anonymous says:

    this guy is a huge fagggooott

    Reply to Anonymous
  30. November 6, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    Jillian says:

    HES HOT

    Reply to Jillian
  31. November 7, 2009 at 10:58 am

    Jillian says:

    Thats a nice pink hat he’s wearing. Why does he keep coming on here and calling himself hot?

    Reply to Jillian
  32. November 7, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    hos and blows says:

    He has stds lol if you girls want to get herpes go ahead. He likes the black crayon!!!!!!

    Reply to hos and blows
  33. November 7, 2009 at 9:09 pm

    iloveGUIDOZ says:

    check out his videos on facebook! SOOOOO SEXxXxXxXi!!!!!!

    Reply to iloveGUIDOZ
  34. November 8, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    nik says:

    lol bobby b is a gay promoter is what I have heard. lol I did hear he has stds too lol

    Reply to nik
  35. November 10, 2009 at 12:47 am

    BOBBY JEN*EN AKA BOBBY B says:

    EVERYONE I am bisexual so don’t hate. And I dont have stds

    Reply to BOBBY JEN*EN AKA BOBBY B
  36. November 10, 2009 at 12:48 am

    Anonymous says:

    bobby on here again??? sooo last year haha

    Reply to Anonymous
  37. November 10, 2009 at 2:00 am

    iloveSTDs says:

    this f*ggot used to hang out at the gateway pool everyday last summer. didnt live there. lived outa his car. but begged everyone to hang out with him while playing his MEGA HOT remixes from his ihome and claim to be a DJ.

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  38. November 10, 2009 at 3:29 am

    WDF??!?! says:

    BUUhahahahaha im not going to say who i am but lets just say i know B….. and what “Tiffany B” wrote was bullsh*t since “Tiffany B” is bobby

    Reply to WDF??!?!
    • November 10, 2009 at 11:00 am

      CeeZee!! says:

      Bobby is obviously writing all the good comments. He is a total flammer and likes ATM. I can stand DB’s like him. I like how he says he’s successful, he don’t own sh*t but the herpes on his mouth.

      Reply to CeeZee!!
  39. November 10, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    Anonymous says:

    You guys are all wrong about Bobby. He HAS game. One time he sent my friend a text that said, ” Hey, wanna f*ck?” So romantic. hahaha he’d be cute if it weren’t for the teeth… Bobby get braces!

    Reply to Anonymous
  40. November 11, 2009 at 9:41 pm

    LITTLECHI says:

    LOVE BOBBY B. YOU GUYSARE HATERS. but for real haha u guys are rude. i hang out with him and im f*cking hot and so are my girls. so get ur facts stright before u start talkin sh*t.LOVE YOU BOBBYYY!

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  41. November 11, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    LITTLECHI says:

    you guys are all haters. and for the record this is not bobby this is one of his friends. u guys need to get ur fats stright sayin he hangs out with ugly girls. thats so far off its rediclous considing he hangs out with me and my hot ass friends. and about the promo sh*t gotts start somewhere at least hes trying to reach his goals not just sitting on ur ass looking at the dirty talkin sh*t about people u dont even no. all u fuks get a life and get off ur computers stop talkin sh*t. i dont no if it makes u feel better about ut self but at the end of the day it gets u nowhere!..LOVE YOU BOBBY

    Reply to LITTLECHI
  42. November 12, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    BOBBY AKA BOBBY B says:

    I’m tired of this bull sh*t quit hating on me. Arizona people are f*ckin p*ssies they don’t know how hard New York is. FYI I don’t have herpes it was a rash people get your facts straight.

    Reply to BOBBY AKA BOBBY B
    • November 15, 2009 at 9:25 pm

      Sux2bU says:

      “It was a rash” AHHAHAHAHAHA

      Reply to Sux2bU
      • November 15, 2009 at 9:26 pm

        Sux2bU says:

        Kid i dont know you but when your name is Bobby AKA bobby B, like…i dont know if you think its cool to go around saying that or whatever but you come off mad douchie…just letting you know.

        Reply to Sux2bU
  43. November 14, 2009 at 1:54 am

    mike says:

    wack

    Reply to mike
  44. November 14, 2009 at 1:59 am

    steve says:

    since bobby weak’ keeps sending his lame promo events we should send everyone the link on facebook… lets gett this party poppin with real diamond earring 10g’s a piece…

    Reply to steve
  45. November 14, 2009 at 2:07 am

    sierra says:

    lets do it………….. spread the word

    Reply to sierra
  46. November 16, 2009 at 12:10 am

    love bobby says:

    never met him but he’s pretty hot and let’s us know of all the sh8t going down near campus, quit hatin

    Reply to love bobby
  47. November 18, 2009 at 12:41 am

    BOBBY JENSEN AKA BOBBY B says:

    love the hater :) I maybe small but ill still whoop your ass

    Reply to BOBBY JENSEN AKA BOBBY B
    • November 18, 2009 at 6:59 pm

      CeeZee!! says:

      I guarantee you, I WOULD POUND YOUR FACE IN lil dude. You are nothing more than some punk Tempe kid who would get K.O’ed in 10 seconds. E’f you and every other wanabe tough guy.

      Reply to CeeZee!!
      • November 19, 2009 at 12:43 am

        BOBBY JENSEN AKA BOBBY B says:

        do somthin then b*tch talk is all cheap f*ggot! You’ll be a waste of time. Arizona kids are pussies lol try me im from NY b*tch

        Reply to BOBBY JENSEN AKA BOBBY B
      • November 20, 2009 at 7:02 pm

        55 block says:

        bobby bring your bitch azz to the avenues in phoenix hoe and stop posting up in the safe zone tempe scottsdale… in phx your the shit we use when the tiolet paper runs out…

        Reply to 55 block
      • November 19, 2009 at 1:59 pm

        CeeZee!! says:

        Im not from AZ pu$$ie. I’ll remember your face and show it some LA love next time I see you. (fuck NY and all you guidos) FYI… When you wake up from your ass kickin, look for the 6’2 230lb Mexican standing over you lil b!tch.

        Reply to CeeZee!!
  48. November 20, 2009 at 10:48 am

    hahaha says:

    Have you people nothing better to do with your lives than have little bitchy temper tantrums on the DIRTY? If you really want to fight someone, say it to their face, don’t hide behind your stupid username and verbally assault them on the F*CKING DIRTY. This website is a joke.

    Reply to hahaha
  49. November 21, 2009 at 5:18 am

    bobby b says:

    True True. I like the hate comments and i like the appreciative comments. Either way the fact is I still live my life every day and there will always be haters so its all good…

    Reply to bobby b
  50. November 25, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    wtf? says:

    what the f*ck is wrong with being “gay”?
    ignorant people, look up the kinsey scale. you’re idiocity is appalling.

    Reply to wtf?
    • January 21, 2010 at 4:41 pm

      WOW!! says:

      Sorry, nothing against gay people but “idiocity” isn’t a word =/
      And CeeZee, if d!ck in the a$$ isn’t right then why do guys find it so appealing to stick a D in a chicks a$$. Pre-”for the gays?”

      Reply to WOW!!
    • November 30, 2009 at 12:52 pm

      CeeZee!! says:

      What’s wrong is d!ck in the a$$ isn’t right…

      Reply to CeeZee!!

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