The Real Bullet of Orange County
Posted in Gretchen Rossi, Newport, The Dirty | November 5th, 2009
The Real Housewives of Orange County premieres tonight on Bravo. Make sure you tune in because Gretchen Rossi is going to explain her vibrating actions. I wish Slade Slimey would explain why he owes $80K in child support to his ill side scratch.
**Tamra is DIRTY ARMY Strong. I decided. I moved this to the top because I know everyone is typing in “Gretchen Rossi Vibrator Cord” in Google.
Also See: The Gretchen Chronicles
Portland Pussycat says:
you f*cking webgeeks suck!
to Portland PussycatPortland Pussycat says:
f*ckin fruity ass!
to Portland PussycatPortland Pussycat says:
why don’t you get a REAL JOB instead of censoring postings about that crusty bitch Tamara?! You call this a gossip site…seems more like a shi* site to me…that is shit you wanna publish!!! Ever heard of the right of freedom of press douche bags?! You f*cking suck and i hope Tamara’s husband Simon gang rapes all of you on Grape Street in Compton while you’re filming “Real Housewives of Orange County…The Bloopers” f*ckin f*gs!
to Portland Pussycat@ ariel: says:
‘Everyone has taken photos like this’?!?!?!
to @ ariel:what world are you living in?
Anonymous says:
Why is veryone triping out on this picks just let her do wat she wants is her life..
to AnonymousAnon says:
Nobody gave a sh!t back when you first posted all of this and that is true even today.
to AnonDriA says:
Leave her Alone! Who know’s what ya’ll do and no one knows about. Why is everyone so worried about her and what she does with her life. It’s her life to live. Worry about your life and stop judging people off of pictures, and he say she say! We will never know the real truth and even if we did, what difference does it make. Like everybody havent lied or used somebody or got wild at one point or another in their own lives. Ya’ll are so sad, ya’ll have no life to live of your own. DOnt hate because she doing her own thang.
to DriAHoolly says:
Ok Gretchen just killed me with her ‘who has a vibrator with a cord, I thought everyone has a rabbit’. I find it hard to believe that Gretchen has never heard of the bullet. Come on! Tamara has been jealous of Tamara from the start. Gretchen is so much younger and hotter than Tamara and why doesn’t she worry about being associated with the wh*re, VICKI!!! puhleeze, she is jealous of Tamara!
to Hoollytamra needs to worry about her marraige says:
ok Tamra, she use the same exact line. use your own words, no tamra is jealous of GRETCHEN
to tamra needs to worry about her marraigeTeam Tamra says:
Tamra is one of the hottest milfs around. I would love to very hard.
to Team TamraKD says:
Hey Nik by the looks of things last night you might have ti give Tamara a job after her hubby kicks here to the curb. That show just goes to show you might have money but that doesn’t mean you have any class.
to KDwtf says:
tamara is just jealous of gretchen. she has always been jealous. getting her drunk at the dinner party. etc she fights with her husband all day and acts like a witch. she is jealous. also tamaras hair is so frizzy and fried. she just cant get her youth back and cant stand to see gretchen because she is young and her hair is pretty.
to wtfsimon barney says:
i was t-bagged by a priest when i was young…..just sayin
to simon barneystormy says:
what does t-bagged mean
to stormyAlicia says:
Gretchen is young and still trying to find her place in the world. No, it’s not good to take pictures of this nature. Especially when they could end up in the wrong hands and then plastered on the net for ev1 to judge! But come on!, live and let live. She isn’t really hurting anyone. And, so what, Jeff left her alot of money. He’s a grown man and I’m quite sure he wasn’t a stupid man. He knew what the deal was when he accepted her into his life. If no one likes her or the things she does, then simply don’t watch the show, or google her name, or track her down any other way!! I mean, do you chase random people down the street and try to find out their secrets so you can b*tch about them in blogs? I didn’t think so. So what is it about this lady that’s so different? You don’t know her any better than a stranger walking down the street. What gives you the right to tear her down for her mistakes? I like Gretchen. She is beautiful, full of life, funny, and has a great smile that lights up the room. She will eventually find her way. And I wish her all the happiness in the world. Actually, I wish everyone in the world happiness!
to Aliciadudeman says:
Man is this girl rolling her balls off in this pick or what ? What were they triple stack Mitsubishi’s ?
to dudemanTAMARA says:
You guys I know for a fact that she tried engaging in a 3 some with my son and one of his friends, I have video and I will be sending to Nick today, Keep and eye out!
to TAMARA"NEWS FLASH" says:
The “New” House Wife SMOKES them all!!!!!!!!!! she’s hotter than any of those hags…..
P.S. Vicki is such Chicago trash lmao…..did you grow up in Berwyn?? lmao
to "NEWS FLASH"beantown says:
haha that is awesome!!
to beantowntamra needs to worry about her marraige says:
Tamra so what, and why is it your business to throw her on blast, you have to go out of your way, stop hating and why are you on this website? must be right your rapist son is freinds with nik
to tamra needs to worry about her marraigekelli says:
hate tamara and vicki.. they are so weird looking.. tamara with her creepy forehead and vicki with her loooong face and jacked teeth..
to kelliFYI says:
gretchen is ugly she has weird bumps all over her face and tries to hide it with tons of makeup
to FYIJeana Fan says:
Tamera, thought you didn’t talk to the press? You & Vickie are so jealous it’s sick. Get a life…and a house. Loseing yours aren’t ya. LMAO
to Jeana FanGidget says:
I think Gretchen is HUMAN!! and everyone needs to get over what she is doing!! I think Gretchen is sweet and is very beautiful, Tamara and Vicki are very unhappy people that love talking about others! Makes me sick, Tamara is a jealous evil person and Vicki Man, where do I start Mean Evil wintch!! Everyone always hates the pretty happy one! I think Tamara needs to stop trying to keep the Gretchen thing going!! Get a life Tamara and put your energy into your failing marriage and children, instead of talking crap about Gretchen. You are not the hottest housewive!!
to Gidgetya dig... says:
Can’t stand Tamara she’s a vile wicked beeotch!! She’s so nasty and rude to everyone… I guess that’s why her husband is so nasty and rude to her, and her son is a LOSER (putyour energy into his sorry ass maybe he’ll be a real man one day) Tamara’s got her panties all bunched up her flat a*s over Gretchen… Get a life and a job beeotch and maybe you’ll be able to avoid getting evicted!
to ya dig...The Truth (it's back) says:
God the Bellinos are ugly. I was at the party last weekend looking at all the styling when I made the mistake of seeing Fred Flintstone aka Jimmy Bellino dressed as a pirate. LOL. Did this fat slob think he was that fine Johnny Depp? Oh, that’s right. Takes lots of coke from old “I’ve found Jesus” Jimbo to make him look good or maybe just a few bucks. Right Alex? Even you girl looked bad in that wench thingy.
to The Truth (it's back)TEAM GRETCHEN says:
GRETCHEN iS ABSOLUTELY HUMAN AND HAS BEEN THROUGH SOME SERiOUSLY TOUGH TiMES TO BE ONLY iN HER 30s… SHE LOST THE LOVE OF HER LiFE AND THAT WOULD DRiVE ANY NORMAL PERSON TO DO THiNGS THAT THEY WiLL REGRET LATER iN LiFE–iT DOES NOT MAKE HER A BAD PERSON!!!!!! TAMARA–>YOU NEED TO BACK THE F*CK OFF FOR REAL! AND GET YOUR OWN DAMN LiFE OR TRY N SALVAGE THE ONE YOU HAVE LEFT!! YOU HAVE MORE PROBLEMS THAN YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO DEAL WiTH!! YOU’RE SO CONSUMED WiTH OTHER PEOPLES LiVES THAT CAN’T EVEN TELL WHEN YOU’RE CHiLDREN ARE ENGAGiNG iN MORE HORRiFiC ACTiViTiES THAN THiS!! RYAN iS A TOTAL F*CK UP AND YOU THiNKS iTS PERFECTLY OKAY!! YOU SHOULD’VE NEVER HAD MORE KiDS BECAUSE YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF THE ONE YOU HAD iN HiGH SCHOOL!! AND SEEiN HOW YOU DON’T WORK OR NEVER HAVE, YOU HAVE A LOT OF BALLS TO CALL GRETCHEN A GOLD DiGGER! GET A JOB B*TCH AND MAYB THE BANKS WON’T TAKE YOUR HOUSE AWAY!! i FEEL BAD FOR SiMON–HE’S NOT THE CONTROLLiNG ONE.. YOU ARE!!!!!
to TEAM GRETCHENTEAM GRETCHEN says:
OH AND ONE MORE THiNG…. WHAT FEMALE DOESN’T HAVE A “VIBRATOR WiTH A CORD”?!?!?!?!?!?! iT’S CALLED A BULLET YOU DUMB ASS B*TCH AND MAYB YOU SHOULD iNVEST iN ONE!!!!!!
to TEAM GRETCHENshiz says:
Tamra is UGLY OLD HER MAN DONT WANT HER, she is super JELOUS of gretchen, Gretchen is way hotter than her. i think Gretchen should get with Tamaras Hubby!!!!! That would be Awesome…..hahahahaha
to shizTHE REAL TRUTH says:
I Love how half of them are going BROKE… TAMARA- Money problems… Jeanna-Foreclosure… Lynne- Evicted…. WOW nice work ladies… blew all your money thinking you were famous and now look at you… SHOULD CALL YOU: “OC’S BROKE ASS HOUSEWIVES!!”
to THE REAL TRUTHAZ Valley Dude... says:
It’s not even close, Tamara is the finest piece of A$$ on that show hands down!
to AZ Valley Dude...Vicki & Gretchen..Not So Much!
paul says:
Gretchen reminds me of a donkey if you watch her mouth when she got drunk and shouted Tamra cant stand Tamra she is so bitchy along with vicky both together they can be quite deadly like a pair of cobras Jeanna and Lynne both lovely dignified ladies power to them
to paulcbox says:
At least tamra keeps it real. Gretchen is a gold digging wh*re. Deal with it honey.
to cboxPffft says:
Tamra keeps what real? Gretchens life? Tamra needs to keep her marriage real…..and maybe her body parts..
to Pffftalready says:
if your wondering.. I did.
to alreadyjdb says:
Pretty sad when you have some low life that would send in a picture like this. Big deal about the cord. Come on people. This type of vibrator allows for multiple settings, speed, rolls, that is the reason for the cord. You can find them at any place that sells vibrators. No biggie. Shame on you. Gretchen is a beautiful girl having fun. This is a jealousy issue and nothing else. Get a Life.
to jdbTam-Vic Stank fest says:
Vicky is a fat psycho and her son is lazy and retarded. Her daughter must be mortified. Time to get Vic off the show and make room for a real MILF.
Tamara is nasty jealous beyatch. That son of hers is a full goon molester. All taxpayers should demand he be rendered sterile, otherwise it will be a life of food stamps for him and his kids because he is clearly too stupid to ever be gainfully employed. We all dodged a bullet when Nugget died. Tamara is losing what looks she had and it is obvious that is why she hates Gretchen. Looks like Simon is finally clueing in and will soon dump her ass.
Dude man Kenny Rogers was stoked to have Gretchen’s hot ass working him out, part time or whatever, in his final days. Who cares ? If I was old and dying I would be forever grateful to her for the fine servicing.
to Tam-Vic Stank festCaptain Rottencrotch says:
Gretchen is beat, Viki is horribly ugly, and Tamara is too freckly and fast becoming beat. Who cares about these life losers?
to Captain RottencrotchAnonymous says:
Tamra sees in gretchen a person she will never be and it kills her,,i like the ones with a cord,you get all the power of 4 batteries and they arnt bulked into the fun parts of the toy,,the cord allows more power without the bulk,Viki ,omg get over yourself,what she did to gina was enough for me to hate the site of her,
to AnonymousAngie says:
Tamra is SO JEALOUS of both Gretchen and the new housewife, Alexis. Did you see how Tamra checked out Alexis’ body in the pool, also Alexis’ ring! Poor Tamra, she has no money, her hair is falling out, she can’t stand Gretchen’s hot body, and her husband Simon is repulsed by her! Go live with Vicki, that way you can look fat and ugly like Vicki. Get a life, Tamra – better yet, get a job and stop asking for freebies all over Orange County. People are sick of you. You look old, your jealousy makes you ugly, and your hair is falling out!
to AngieJersey Girl says:
Gotta love all the comments about Tamra looking so fugly with hair thinning out and sun damaged leathery skin! YUCK! No wonder she’s jealous of Gretchen! You and fat piggly Vicki belong together! Oh well, just goes to show that a little money doesn’t buy you any class, not even etiquette classes helped Tamra. LOL Tamra you and Simon will soon have to go live in a trailer park where you belong! P.S. I bet living with anal Simon is a lot of fun!
to Jersey GirlRENE says:
IF EVERYONE COULD STOP JUDGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DAMN IF WE COULD ALL BE THAT SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHO CARES IF SHE HAS TOYS TO PLAY WITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IF U DONT LIKE IT DONT LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to RENEAnonymous says:
I bang the shit out of her
to Anonymousrhf...................... says:
i love ya gretchen, so pretty, i especially love LOVE that it makes that Tamra(so in need of a make over) beach mad, ha ha, you nasty thing. Good for Simon, what the hey what you seen in her is all gone and just a aging selfish tart!!
to rhf......................anonymous says:
i loveeee gretchen, people get over ittt omg she has pictures that she regretsss, but waitt is it just that her vibrator is a plug in. tamra get the f*ck over yourself.
to anonymouserik poindexter says:
gretchen is to hot. she is so good looking
to erik poindexterAnonymous says:
She doesnt have a vibrater that plugs in the wall. Ive been to pleasure parties she has a vibrater that has a remote control to control what speeds and motion it produces. I have one theyre great.
to Anonymouslucky says:
Tamara is such a hater! Stop being a busy body and worry about your own life! You have enough problems to deal with. Also look in the mirror before judging others. You’re old, weathered and needs to get to the gym. Who has cellulite on their arms? I know you live in the warm OC, but you need to cover them arms up.
to luckytink says:
The very nature of this pic is extremely personal. Whether a person decides the WHOLE WORLD should be viewing it, is up to the individual person’s concience. I know for a FACT I wouldn’t want either of my parents or any of my Grandparents, future Husband of Children to view it. These are the people we need to protect from any backlash this type of picture can and will generate. To saying nothing of the “crazies” out there who may decide to stalk the person or God forbid do something worse after viewing it.
to tinkIceburgslimm says:
Very hot
to Iceburgslimm