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The Real Housewives of Orange County premieres tonight on Bravo. Make sure you tune in because Gretchen Rossi is going to explain her vibrating actions. I wish Slade Slimey would explain why he owes $80K in child support to his ill side scratch.

**Tamra is DIRTY ARMY Strong.  I decided.  I moved this to the top because I know everyone is typing in “Gretchen Rossi Vibrator Cord” in Google.

Also See: The Gretchen Chronicles


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  1. November 5, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    Banger says:

    She’s pretty thick in the thighs.

    Reply to Banger
    • November 6, 2009 at 8:32 am

      dirtmerchant says:

      easy everybody when my significant other is rotting away from cancer that has riddled his organs and body, I like to catch a heavy buzz and pleasure myself on film so I feel better doesnt everybody?

      Reply to dirtmerchant
    • November 6, 2009 at 12:10 am

      POWRIGHTINTHEKISSER says:

      ID HAVE TO SAY ANYONE WHO SUGGESTS WATCHING HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY TAKES IN IN THE POOPER

      JUST ALLUDING

      Reply to POWRIGHTINTHEKISSER
      • January 2, 2010 at 10:36 am

        uh-huh. says:

        hell yeah, they like nice things, and are forced to like the ppl who give it to them. nothing in life is “free” babe. Ha.

        excluding
        ME<–

        Reply to uh-huh.
  2. November 5, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    ummm.... says:

    6 full pages of the dirty devoted to GR, wow, she MUST be important! Aren’t there more interesting people on this entire planet that you can devote 6 full pages too? Guess not : (

    Reply to ummm....
    • November 6, 2009 at 2:05 pm

      k says:

      if you are looking for more important things to worry about, might i suggest msn.com

      dont come on this website suggesting something like that when you know what you are getting yourself into. DONT YOU have more important things to do in life besides skimming this website? there is something to ponder ummm….

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      • January 2, 2010 at 10:31 am

        uh-huh. says:

        you just did. who the @#$% cares? if everyones going to say that someone is effn caught wearing the fuggliest outfit everr people google it. why? because they want to see what everyone else is talking about. we dont want to see gretchen naked.. at least idc too, but if everyone’s going to talk about it, i want to see whats sooo “disgusting”, and now, I have.

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  3. November 5, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    loneranger says:

    y not eat your bangers then move on to mdma:)

    Reply to loneranger
  4. November 5, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    Bupster says:

    BBwwwaaaaaHahahahahaha!

    Reply to Bupster
  5. November 5, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    nosferatina says:

    Yeah, Slade’s son has a brain tumor and the bastard won’t see him or pay his back support! POS!

    Reply to nosferatina
    • November 5, 2009 at 3:47 pm

      Shuffle Demon says:

      I agree with you totally…Yet if you ever heard the ” Dad Of The Year ” on the show he always waxes on how he is all about his kids and family… what a f*cking scumbag…if that was my kid…I would be there every minute…kids love for their parents is un-conditional…but Slade Scumbags love only seems to be only for appearances

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  6. November 5, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    Anonymous says:

    When you say explain, do you mean LIE?

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  7. November 5, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    Shuffle Demon says:

    Well everyone that knows Gretchen probobaly has seen her in her usual position..this one…must be time to find another guy to take care of…got to get that pay cheque…right Gretchen?

    Reply to Shuffle Demon
  8. November 5, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    WTF says:

    Are they going to explain why Vicki’s still a WH@RE ???

    Reply to WTF
  9. November 5, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    Bo13 says:

    this stupid ass bitch should of never went on TV and made a complete fool of her self

    Reply to Bo13
  10. November 5, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    OC FOR LIFE says:

    “Are they going to explain why Vicki’s still a WH@RE???”

    Only when you do Gretchen!!!

    Reply to OC FOR LIFE
  11. November 5, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Why is she still on the show? Her gold mine died!

    Reply to Anonymous
  12. November 5, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    Iwanttoholdyourbigtits says:

    Money grubbing f-u-kking whore

    Reply to Iwanttoholdyourbigtits
  13. November 5, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    Hugh says:

    Just ran all the pictures of gretchen from the dirty on the season premiere

    Reply to Hugh
  14. November 5, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    windex says:

    Everyone always hating on that woman, Have a baby by me baby be a millionaire!

    Reply to windex
  15. November 5, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    Jay from the grave says:

    Slade. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. U f’n golddigger

    Reply to Jay from the grave
  16. November 5, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    hotspot shield says:

    Why is a square meal served on round plates?

    Reply to hotspot shield
  17. November 5, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    BIG NEWS!!! says:

    Hey Nik, I have pictures of Gretchan doing coke! I will be sending them to you via e-mail keep on the look out!

    Reply to BIG NEWS!!!
  18. November 5, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    Anonymous says:

    i LOOOOOVE TAMRA!!!!!!!

    Reply to Anonymous
  19. November 5, 2009 at 9:33 pm

    ARIEL says:

    GRETCHEN IS MISUNDERSTOOD.
    I love her. Shes an amazing person. Everyone has taken photos like this. Chill out eveyrone

    Reply to ARIEL
    • November 6, 2009 at 8:18 am

      Speaking of links says:

      “Everyone has taken photos like this.”

      Are you serious??? There are women out here with class who would never allow photos like this to be taken of them.

      Reply to Speaking of links
    • November 6, 2009 at 5:49 am

      WTF says:

      Yes you are right !!! But Vicki’s still a WH@RE !!!

      Reply to WTF
  20. November 5, 2009 at 9:36 pm

    SexToyMark says:

    Hey, all you guys know you’d love to bang that sweet butt Grechen has, I’d love to stroke the pants off her. She is one of the best on the show. As far as the vibrator cord, she got it and others from victoriasvibrators.com

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  21. November 5, 2009 at 9:42 pm

    whatever says:

    dude….lighten up….she’s will slade now and we all know they will bring each other to pure death

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  22. November 5, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    Get over it!!! says:

    everyone and i mean everyone has done something that they regret! be it nationally known or a dark secret…. she just got caught doing her dirty work and being too trusting of people!! GET OVER IT!!

    Reply to Get over it!!!
  23. November 5, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    junior says:

    you guys are way to into housewifes of oc, i decided

    p.s. cool pic

    Reply to junior
  24. November 5, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    Dpends says:

    I have photos of Vicki nude…. after she f*cked my boy in vegas

    Reply to Dpends
  25. November 5, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    Barbie says:

    Why cant she just say the truth. i’m young he had cancer i needed some action. If she has a v w/ a cord someone needs 2 send her a catalog.

    Reply to Barbie
  26. November 5, 2009 at 10:42 pm

    Anonymous says:

    does anyone besides me thing Tamara’s hair looks overprocessed, dry and brittle. I think she is WAYYYYYYYYYYYY, jealous of Gretch.. I like gretch and don’t think she’s an angel. christ sake she is the youngest on the show she’s 30 years old.. have fun whatever you do at any age!! Hell to the yeAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

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  27. November 5, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    ha! says:

    Tamra is Dirty Army Strong! Never has there been a better compliment bestowed! Gretchen’s The Dirty Housewife Troll Licker! ha

    Reply to ha!
  28. November 5, 2009 at 11:04 pm

    tam says:

    I CANT BELIEVE EVERYONE IS BEING SO JUDGEMENTAL ABOUT GRETCHEN. SHE WENT THROUGH A HORRIBLE DEAL WITH LOSING JEFF AND NOW SHE HAS ALL THIS BAD PRESS. SHES LIVING HER LIFE JUST AS EVERYONE IS WHY CANT PEOPLE JUST STAND DOWN AND LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE SHES BEEN TRU ENOUGH, AND AS FOR SLADE IF HE MAKES HER HAPPY THEN WTF LET HER BE HAPPY SHE NEEDS TO BE. I THINK TAMARA IS THE CRAZY ONE!!!! SHES JUST JEALOUS OF GRETCHEN IM MEAN COME ON GRETCHEN IS THE BOMB AND TAMRA COULD NEVER BE A BOMB EVEN IF SHE TRIED REALLY HARD. I THINK TAMRAS HUSBAND IS A PRICK WHO MAKES HER LIFE HELL SO SHE HAS TO VENT AND SHE TAKES IT ALL OUT ON GRETCHY ……….DAMN TAMRA BACK OFF WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN F*CKED UP LIFE. DONT HATE ON HER JUST CAUSE SHES HAPPY. AS FOR VICKI SHES SO FAKE IT ISNT EVEN FUNNY….I FEEL SO SORRY FOR HER FAMILY CAUSE ITS OBVIOUS SHE ONLY CARES ABOUT HERSELF.. TRUE FRIENDS DONT EVEN MATTER TO HER AS WE SEEN ON TONIGHTS SHOW….JEANA NEEDED HER BEST FRIENDS HELP AND SHE TURNED HER BACK ON HER WTF IS THAT ABOUT. VICKI SUX………………………

    Reply to tam
    • November 6, 2009 at 12:34 pm

      DUH says:

      We won’t leave Gretchen alone until she addresses her honey’s deadbeat dad issues. Seriously, there is a very sick little boy not getting the financial support he deserves and Gretchen is enabling that to happen.

      Reply to DUH
  29. November 5, 2009 at 11:51 pm

    john doe says:

    where the fuck are the uncensored pics

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  30. November 6, 2009 at 12:02 am

    xoBrenaexo says:

    holy shit tonight premiere was hilarious Tamara is my new favorite person GRETCHEN will do anything for a buck hahaha

    Reply to xoBrenaexo
  31. November 6, 2009 at 12:04 am

    ty says:

    me and 4 of my boys rain a train on Gretchen after a night out at sutra where we meet her and blew it all over her face.. looking for pics of the night to send in.. Gretchen and her fat ass is a cum sucking whore

    Reply to ty
  32. November 6, 2009 at 12:24 am

    good says:

    thought they might blur the local on national television? Wrong, the dirty logo was seen at least 3 times i think for millions to see. NIK is rich eeeeeeeeeeeee

    Reply to good
  33. November 6, 2009 at 12:37 am

    hotspot shield says:

    Why do we say “heads up” when we actually duck?

    Reply to hotspot shield
  34. November 6, 2009 at 12:41 am

    eliz says:

    i love how tamra was just like a vibrator WITH A CORD, i thought everyone had a rabbit these days. i hope tamra gets a divorce.

    Reply to eliz
  35. November 6, 2009 at 12:42 am

    BIG Deal Erin says:

    What the hell is the BIG friggin deal?So, she may have used a man to get the things she wanted in life-he used her too my friends-he wanted a beautiful peice of ass and he got it-she wanted a good life if only for awhile and she got it-win win.What she does now is her own god damn business.Plus,look at ALL the hollywood starlets doing playboy,porn, sex videos,drugs and alcohal! Shes letting loose and someone caught it on tape and cameras-its only because people WANT to see the worst from people-not them doing better or good things.WE are the sick and disturbed ones WANTING to see it!

    Reply to BIG Deal Erin
  36. November 6, 2009 at 12:43 am

    i wanna says:

    see the uncesored

    Reply to i wanna
  37. November 6, 2009 at 12:53 am

    hotspot shield says:

    Why does your nose RUN and your feet SMELL?

    Reply to hotspot shield
  38. November 6, 2009 at 1:08 am

    DirtyFightCoach says:

    We did good, oh yes we did good!

    Reply to DirtyFightCoach
  39. November 6, 2009 at 1:29 am

    pleeeease... says:

    you are all just jealous of her and many of you don’t know her personally. we have no reson to judge anyone. she’s drop dead gorgeous and looks to have an amazing personality. leave her alone and let her live her life.

    love you girl!!!

    Reply to pleeeease...
  40. November 6, 2009 at 1:30 am

    candy says:

    My god… there is a lot of ignorant people on here that live in a glass house. Bunch of judgemental jerks. May god help us all… What the hell is this world coming too?

    Reply to candy
  41. November 6, 2009 at 1:37 am

    hotspot shield says:

    What are costs for scoring state tests? Do schools bear them?

    Reply to hotspot shield
  42. November 6, 2009 at 1:39 am

    Goodness says:

    Who is Slade?

    Reply to Goodness
  43. November 6, 2009 at 1:43 am

    tamras a an old hag says:

    tamras just jealous that she dosent look as good as gretchen now or even when she was 20! and wtf is up with tamras eyebrows?? and honey plz that eyeliner!!! it just intensifies how old u reallllly look!

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  44. November 6, 2009 at 1:48 am

    euw says:

    TAMRA IS DIRTY ARMY STRONG BECAUSE NIK IS FRIENDS WITH TAMRA’S RAPIST SON, HAHAHAHA. NICE TRY, RETARD NIK.

    Reply to euw
  45. November 6, 2009 at 1:49 am

    hotspot shield says:

    a question without an answer is a paradox or a rhetorical question, so thats just not funny…..but yea

    Reply to hotspot shield
  46. November 6, 2009 at 2:10 am

    Hooover says:

    gretchen is HOOOOT! I would give my left nutlet to do coke off those sweet thighs!!!

    Reply to Hooover
  47. November 6, 2009 at 2:12 am

    Misssssy says:

    wow still peeps r at it… whatever i think people are just jeleous thats all.. ( i probably spelled stuff wrong since i have bee drinking) but seriously she is the one with the last laugh…

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  48. November 6, 2009 at 2:16 am

    Portland Pussycat says:

    it’s clear to anyone who watched tonight’s episode that Gretch is a woman in grief…she’s young and yummy so she’s coping the only way a woman like that can in L.A. Tamara, if you were 40 years younger and you’d suffered similar obstacles you’d certainly be doing what she’s doing…your phuck trophy Ryan is proof of that…although I think considering the circumstances you were just a teen whoore whereas gretchen is just being a sensual young hottie- smart enough to double bag it or at least use the pill so she could avoid prematurely balding offspring which might cramp the possibility of a future Mr. Gretchen. Simon must be really pathetic or really lacking to take on a whoe like you with that kind of worthless baggage! Rock on Gretchen!!

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  49. November 6, 2009 at 2:16 am

    Portland Pussycat says:

    yeah, that’s what i thought…c*nts!

    Reply to Portland Pussycat
  50. November 6, 2009 at 2:16 am

    doggy says:

    Gretchen is a freak acne faced wh*re who has no class, no brains and her parents obviously did a terrible job with her. JOKE

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