The Real Tiger Woods Drama By He Hate Me
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Miami, The Dirty | November 28th, 2009
EMAIL: Nik- TW and his people waited 14 hours to concoct this “version” of the events surrounding Tigers 3am accident…..Tiger was leaving the family home at 230am when his wife heard a crash…she ran outside with golf club in hand and smashed out the back window to spring the trapped Tiger from the 2009 Escalade. COME ON MAN!!! We (most of us) aren’t that stupid…here’s what likely happened….Tiger has been a baaaaad boy and he and the old lady were brawling it out when he decided to spend the night at their other $47.8m mansion down the street…the wife chased after the car and smashed out the back window with a golf club …Tiger was surprised by the sound and feel of flying class so leaned forward and unintentionally accelerated which caused him to lose control of the car and ping off a few things….makes a lot more sense. Tiger, your wife is beautiful, you’ve achieved some nice things and a fortune…why fuck things up man??
Sincerely,
He Hate Me
Fred Farkel says:
It will cost him 25% of his assets.
Chump change compared to a lifetime of misery with a POS trophy wife who cannot cook or clean and has forgotten what sex is.
Run Tiger, RUN!!!
to Fred FarkelNik is my b*tch says:
Yes, I’m sure all the cheating rumors are true, but you can’t go after your spouse with a golf club! Even though the mental picture of her hot blond ass bashing in his windows with a golf club is kind of hilarious, it’s just not right. End of story. Just divorce his ass and get as much money out of it as possible. Honestly, he can’t be all that bad if he was running away as opposed to physically retaliating, like a lot of guys would (unfortunately).
to Nik is my b*tchsteven says:
Why do rich men get married????? It makes no sense. Hell for that matter, why do any guys get married? All these psycho b*tches want is an opportunity to divorce you and take your money. Just stay single. Tiger should have thought with the asian part of his brain instead of the black part.
Girls are all the same. They all just want to bee lazy bums and lounge around on the couch all day while the man has to bust his ass to make a living. Get a job you dumb wh*re.
to stevenJungle Bunny says:
That’s what she gets, Miss Sweden.
to Jungle BunnyJungle Bunny says:
With all that money you would think she would get that weird overbite fixed. Keep you mouth closed in pictures honey.
to Jungle BunnyCaptain Stabbin says:
If it was anyone else, she would be arrested for dmestic violence and he would be arrested for dui. They better call Larry the lawyer before talking to anyone.
to Captain StabbinAce Hardy The one man party says:
by he hate me are we talking about rod smart? Because thats that dude…. he was our kick returner for the panthers
to Ace Hardy The one man partyhalecjaclyn says:
makes a lot more sense than i was pulling out of my driveway and forgot about the fire hydrant and tree that have been there since we moved in
to halecjaclynCablinasian says:
Tigger should have married a noodle, they don’t care if you ho bag around as long as they got a few kids and a little of your money. Bad move marrying a white ho….but hey what do you expect a Tigger to do, marry a black sister from da hood?
to CablinasianNicole Simpson says:
colored guys are really nice.
to Nicole SimpsonMy guess is says:
lmao…..Nicole Brown Simpson lol, another white ho bag who got what she deserved for ditching us WHITE people
to My guess isDon't Lose Your Balls, Mr. Golf Pro: says:
Any white female who lays down with with one of these creatures deserves what she gets. These retards have a verifiable history in every aspect of life of being Pond Scum. So they can hit a ball or run? So can a monkey,and a monkey is clean. This pig and Heidi Klum with her freak husband and half breed kids disgust most white males?
to Don't Lose Your Balls, Mr. Golf Pro:CanadianMedicalBabe says:
Flawed reasoning.
to CanadianMedicalBabefkn guy,,, says:
You know how how he got his name,,Tiger?? well hi mother is Tai,,,,,,”Ti”,,and his father is a Ni99er,,,”ger”,,,,,,Ti-ger,,,,hahahhaha,i crack myself up,,
to fkn guy,,,grasshopper says:
Oh and this argument wasn’t alcohol infused??
Come on, even if she hits the car with a golf club, you don’t hit a fire hydrant and tree then go unconscious.
Oh the irony of being beat with one of his own golf clubs.
Lets just say Tiger’s drunk driving game may not be up to par either.
Hahahhahah you heard those two lines here first!!
to grasshopperokay says:
Amazing how Mr. Ritchie just copies what tmz reports on stories like this
to okayblack panther says:
Ha Ha.. thats right tiger .. cheat on that ugly white wife you got,, they get cheated on too.. to bad Drew Peterson aint her husband then they would be fishing her as* out of the chicago river..LOL!!
to black pantherRachel Uchitel says:
I will f*ck him again!
to Rachel UchitelAnonymous says:
I know her and she did not say this!!!!
to AnonymousCarmen San Diego says:
his wfifey is haute..but you gotta take crazy with the looks. Eurotrash violent fights mean passion. I think so anyway….maybe that is why I dont have a boyfriend…hmmm
to Carmen San DiegoZoe, California says:
Chris Brown beats Rhianna’s ass, “after she hit him several times”,: FELONY
Elin Woods beats Tiger’s ass, lied, REFUSE to see the police, (this would not happen to REGULAR folks especially in Los Angeles, LAPD would kick in ya door, only to make sure the spouse and kids are okay).: 1 MONTH ANGER MANAGEMENT AND 6 MONTHS PROBATION!
THIS WILL BE DOUBLE STANDARD!!
They are trying to get the wounds on Tiger’s face healed before they let the police in…………LOL!!!!
to Zoe, CaliforniaAnonymous says:
Didn’t wifey nearly poison Tiger to death with some off seafood? And that was BEFORE he married her. What a fool.
to Anonymousblindedforlife says:
Who breaks our TWO back side windows when all the damage is on the front passangers side!!!! She was not trying to get him out of the car…lets be real….. If she was trying to get him out of the car why not OPEN THE DRIVERS SIDE DOOR!!!!!!
Come on Tiger…dont be stupid. Fess up and move on !
to blindedforlifeNazi Killer says:
Man everyone knows noodles can’t drive…..it must have been his gook mother’s genes
to Nazi Killerflat butt white girl says:
white men are homos and they suck at everything they do except steal money , lie and try to keep other races down,, but its not working so they have no resources but to attack black men and women. i dont care if i have to sneak around i am getting me some black sex!
to flat butt white girlok says:
why would you have to sneak around you dumb bi tch nobody gives a rats as s who you sleep with all of these people that are saying racist things on this site both white and black are just trying to get attention because no one loves them… and im guessing that you have atleast 5 std’s so black men and white men dont want to sleep with you, have fun tickling your bean hope your fingers dont melt ; )
to okTiger fan says:
This is all BS. Nik, I visit your site to catch up on the happenings, updates, etc… This Tiger issue is BS and I see that you have not posted anything else related to it yet. not a reliable source? TMZ is crap on this topic btw! Get your information from a better source please – maybe like the, Golf Channel!!!!! At least the golf channel media outlet is not having a frenzy, plus it has backing from other networks. Gezzzz
to Tiger fanif they smoke and are hot says:
are you an idiot or just a dope????? Did you hear the voicemail from tiger????? DId you read his apology on line???? Clue in to life yo! Tiger cheats on his wife!!!!!!!
to if they smoke and are hotRIDICULOUS.. says:
They will stay together.. a divorce would only more speculate stories.. they wont get a divorce for 5+ years.. As for Tiger being smarter then O.J. are you serious? O.J. went to USC..Not some Junior College.. Some of the people on this site are idiots who relate everything back to race, religion, and culture. Get your facts straight. Cheating is wrong, living in Sin is wrong, and what comes around goes around.
The end!
to RIDICULOUS..