EMAIL: Nik- TW and his people waited 14 hours to concoct this “version” of the events surrounding Tigers 3am accident…..Tiger was leaving the family home at 230am when his wife heard a crash…she ran outside with golf club in hand and smashed out the back window to spring the trapped Tiger from the 2009 Escalade. COME ON MAN!!! We (most of us) aren’t that stupid…here’s what likely happened….Tiger has been a baaaaad boy and he and the old lady were brawling it out when he decided to spend the night at their other $47.8m mansion down the street…the wife chased after the car and smashed out the back window with a golf club …Tiger was surprised by the sound and feel of flying class so leaned forward and unintentionally accelerated which caused him to lose control of the car and ping off a few things….makes a lot more sense. Tiger, your wife is beautiful, you’ve achieved some nice things and a fortune…why fuck things up man??
Sincerely,
He Hate Me
Fargin Bastige says:
No matter how hot the chick, there’s always somebody tired of putting up with her sh*t. That’s why dudes cheat. Ladies, just f*ck us and then go watch Twilight with your girlfriends or something.
to Fargin Bastigezahara says says:
Ha Ha!! that was funny!
to zahara saysv says:
sad you probably dont get any
to vNik Richie says:
Twilight is for the gays. I decided.
to Nik RichieHung like a 747 says:
Just like my boyz say, “Show me a hot chick, and I will show you a guy thats tired of F****** her.” Sux but thats the world we live in.
to Hung like a 747adam says:
chicks can’t be hot once they have one kid, much less two kids. She was hot 5 years ago. Now she is just a typical housewife. Tiger is an idiot. Why get married????? Derek Jeter is the smartest. He stays single and can just fu*k the hottest girls in the world with no consequences.
Tiger must have thought with his black side and not his asian side. Asians are smarter.
to adamzahara says says:
Asians are sneakier and uglier and who the heck wants them but asin women!! ha!
to zahara saysAZ Angel says:
Pretty white blonds who are allergic too work!
to AZ Angeladam says:
True. More of them need the OJ treatment. Worthless sloths.
to adamadam says:
Who the heck wants black men except the prison system of the united states????? LMFAO!!!! Good one.
Seriously now. Black men are either pro athletes, or in jail. There is no in between. At least asians actually have jobs and go to college. Black men just stand on street corners and sell crack.
to adamWHITE BOY says:
DREAM KILLER!!!!
to WHITE BOYPerez Hilton says:
Ha, yes!! Exactly!
to Perez Hiltonpooman says:
Tiger was also on painkillers
to poomanFargin Bastige says:
Oh yeah, I forgot, add an accent (Swedish, Portuguese, French) to any hot chick and it’s a ticking time bomb waiting to go off. At first it’s cute and endearing, but once you’ve tapped her a few hundred times, it’s like nails on a chalkboard. You would’ve thought Donald Trump learned his lesson the first time.
to Fargin BastigeKingMarthaStewart says:
shes from norway….
to KingMarthaStewartTR says:
Plus Tiger had taken painkillers. I thinks he drugged him by telling him he needed to relax and take some pain killers so she could beat his ass whiel he’s woozy. His lip lacerations were caused by her before he got in the car.
to TRThe Scoop says:
And we’ve learned there was no blood found on the steering wheel of Tiger’s SUV — putting into serious doubt that Tiger sustained his injuries from the crash.
As we first reported, Tiger had a conversation with a friend yesterday, in which he said his wife had confronted him over reports he was involved with another woman … and that his wife scratched his face up during the argument. Tiger told the friend he then left the house, started driving off and his wife then came out with a golf club, striking the vehicle. Tiger then became distracted and hit the hydrant and then a nearby tree.
We’re told cops will interview Tiger and his wife later today.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0YBHtYMNe
to The ScoopBeer says:
Co-signed.
I don’t want to believe it but “He Hate Me’s” speculative version of the events makes A LOT more sense then what the media sent out.
to BeerAnonymous in LA says:
if you get punched by a fist with a big-assed diamond, you’d be dazed and bleeding too! damn eldrick…chased out your own house with NIke club! sucks being you today bro…still lub ya tho.
to Anonymous in LAClemento says:
Valuable thoughts and advices. I read your topic with great interest.
to Clementochachacha says:
lmao these random foreign comments eloquently praising these posts just crack me up!!!
to chachachasusan says:
they’re fake
to susankrusher says:
“Tis the truth”
to krusherCrasty says:
Hmm… I read blogs on a similar topic, but i never visited your blog. I added it to favorites and i’ll be your constant reader.
to CrastyMackeran says:
Very interesting and amusing subject. I read with great pleasure.
to MackeranEverybodys got problems... says:
I think the story sounds a lot more believable than the one the media is trying to feed us. I understand that Tiger has an image that we all would love to believe is squeaky clean but sh*t every couple has spats and if he cheated who blames her for chasing his a*s with a golf club! Be glad she hit the car.
to Everybodys got problems...LBreezy says:
If someone cheats, you immediately turn your back on that person. Why? Because it does everything all at once! You don’t do some booo sh*t like hit the person or make them crash their car. If you were cheated on, obviously there was something Tiger didn’t like already. Don’t make it worse by being a re-tard!(The Hangover) No? Anyway, if you believe you’re the sh*t then others will too! If you think you suck or aren’t worthy of being with someone, then you aren’t! She just thinks she’s gonna be broke now that he’s not diggin her sh*t anymore. Desperate acts of yet, another GOLD DIGGER! I LOVE IT!!
to LBreezyAZ Angel says:
Ahhh no stupid…She pushed out a few of his puppies=set for life!
to AZ AngelO.J. Simpson says:
Get out while you can Tiger. It won’t end well. The white media used to love me too. They will turn on you.
to O.J. SimpsonKingMarthaStewart says:
you killed two white people, plus you aint half asian and you aint smart you dumb monkey, tiger went to stanford….you went to burger king..
to KingMarthaStewartchachacha says:
hahaha
to chachachaAnonymous says:
Hey it is NOT ok to go after your spouse with a golf club. Remember O.J roughed Nicole up a few times before he killed her. Oh, wait, he didn’t kill her…
to Anonymousim so horny says:
lol
to im so hornywidebuffalo says:
Okay, I admit it. This version does sound more plausible than the oficial one.
to widebuffalopugglemom says:
Wonder what club she used? I’m not a golfer, but I think a 9 iron would work. Using a wood to beat a Woods would make for a great headline, but probably not as effective. No biggie – we’ve all wanted to take a divot out of a guy at least once in our lives when he wanted to leave before our “conversation” was over. The fight ain’t over ’till we say it is.
to pugglemomUh huh says:
How’s that single life working for you, Mom?
to Uh huhThe Truth says:
This is all very typical of what Black men do to white women. The only unusual part is that Tiger didn’t “O. J. ” her. She is lucky that she is not laying in a pool of blood with her head cut off. He probably saw Cato and jumped in the car. Elin time to escape with your life before it is too late.
to The TruthThe Whole Truth says:
You have only told part of the truth, 90 percent of Black men abandon the white women they impregnate. The white women are left with no money and a half breed kid. No decent white man will touch that tainted white woman again. She is then left getting banged by another black man who’s only purpose is to put another notch on his purple crayon and move on leaving the white woman in worse shape. White women need to face the facts of the future when thinking it is cool to go out with a black man. They will have no future and only a lifetime of misery.
to The Whole Truthreplys meth head mom says:
Bitch , they want to find out if the myth is true, stupid ass white women,, its true take my word for it but it aint for your skinny , fake boobed long mose self.. its built for black women . you copying hoes!
to replys meth head momreplys meth head mom says:
Their noses are so long theyn look like animals, its comical to look at them and that skin color!
to replys meth head mom.... says:
WTF? LIKE WHITE MEN DONT KILL THEIR WIVES OR GIRLFRIENDS OFTEN? PETERSON? CHILD PLEASE!!! MURDER SUICIDES WITH THE WHOLE FREAKING FAMILY DYING? WHITE PEOPLE DO THAT SHYT. CHILD PLEASE!! YOU LIKE TO COVER UP WHAT WHITE PEOPLE DO. PISS OFF PHAGGOT!!!
to ....zahara says says:
They do that all the time @REPLY.. they cover up what white folks do.. what about scott peterson and Drew peterson who has killed 2 wives and maybe more and the man that killed his wife and blamed it on a black man! We are hip to the cover up they just cant take it when a black man kills a white women but its ok for white men to kill and dis-member their own.. oh i get it bad if its black but ok if its white.. hhmmm!!
to zahara saysearl dukes mom says:
ummm didnt o j get away with killing his wife cause he was famous and because people in california suck famous peoples gregs, i cant wait til that whole state gets hit by a tidal wave
to earl dukes momreplys meth head mom says:
i cant wait till the next white women breeds 5 babies for black men like Heidi Klum is about to do ! Ha!
to replys meth head momGospel Bill says:
This is brothers being brothers. He just got a white woman that won’t deal with it. Most white women don’t care as long as a brother shows back up and she gets that paper.
to Gospel BillBig Black says:
when a white guy kills his family it’s looked at as wrong. This ain’t about killing. It’s about how we as black people look at how we live. There are millions of white women who love black men that let them do anything. Just like when a brother hits an underaged girl it’s not looked down on in the black community. Only crackers are called “perverts”. Look at all the 15 and 16 year old girls having kids in the black community.Do you not think they doing grown ass men? You can’t deny we got a problem with this attitude. Yeah white folks do it but they copying us. We got brothers fathering babies all over and then bragging about how many kids they got. Plus if they mixed it’s even more something to brag about. I’m a brother trying to come up and work for my kids. Then I see a lot of weak ass brothers who don’t have no pressure to even be a man. We got to raise our sons different about women.
to Big Blackblack panther says:
Big Black .. i agree and we have to raise our sons and daughters to stick woth their own and not fall for this mixed kid crap!! Have you seen some of those moxed kids.. ugh!! White people always talking mess about black folks but wont stay away or out of the bedroom..its sickening ~~~weak ass brothers is tight and weak ass copying white folks even got the nerve to call each other “BRO”, no damn well that bro word is from black brothers and sistas.. not white folks!
to black pantherKing of all blacks says:
Chil out Bro.
to King of all blackschitownsundevil says:
He’s the greatest 1/2 black golfer of all time, a Stanford grad, mega rich, and tied to countless endorsements… you’d attempt damage control, too.
to chitownsundevilWoody says:
And She will get half the $$$$, is going to hurt!
to Woodyim so horny says:
how do you figure? She had to sign a prenup. She’ll get a nice pay day but El Tigre will walk away with close to ooooooh 800 million dollars.
to im so hornyYikes! says:
The wife sounds more Irish than Swedish!
to Yikes!Trust me says:
He does cheat on his wife. He makes out with some girl in the parking lot of the gym all the time.
to Trust mesusan says:
we need photos
to susanHopefully says:
They can work it out. Its a shame how some men are never satisfied. Gorgeous wife, 2 kids, awesome career, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?! Stay your ass at home, and get your life together!
to HopefullyObviously... says:
He also wants a piece on the side! Damn woman, thought you would have figured that one out by now.
to Obviously...earl duke says says:
Ha ha!! thats what she gets thinking her ass is better than a black woman ,, no you are not ,, your ass gets cheated on too and sometimes even with a black woman, i got buddies who fu-k white women and cheat on them with tons of black women! they know where the good stuff is.. too much of a cultural difference , no way in the hell i would fu-k with a white woman.. Tiger you are a sell-out , you are still a black to those racist ass whiteys.. learn something.. keep it black gotdammit!
to earl duke saysThe naggars says:
Your a dumb naggar he cheated on his wife with a white women u jungle bunny
to The naggarsblack panther says:
your mother is a naggar sucker!
to black pantherim so horny says:
black people know where the diseases are. Look at all those NI@@ERS dying in Africa from AIDS you fool.
to im so hornyflat butt white girl says:
i love black men .. i want a big one . so sick of those lil pencils1
to flat butt white girlzahara says says:
Africa doesnt have the treatment they have hear assh&le, but you white folks always go to Africa with the Aids, but idiots aids dont dis-criminate like you do and white folks have it too, Rock hudson wasnt black, and all yuor homo whites,, get up off of it!
to zahara saysearl duke says says:
Tiger .. you are a wuss!!
to earl duke saysearl duke says says:
image smiige.. the truth will always come out.. they just reported he was cheating on her ass! now how dumb does that crap sound dhe tried to break the back window with a golf club to get him out, but yet they said he had cuts on his face and lips.. grfoh!!!
to earl duke saysim so horny says:
tiger isnt a n*gga like u
to im so hornyblack panther says:
your mother is a naggar sucker and your dad is a homo nagger fudge packer! And you you are a piece of s.h.i.t!
to black pantherzahara says says:
That is not a good look of her on that picture.. not too cute>
to zahara sayseagle 3 says:
watch the coverup on this thing
to eagle 3I bet... says:
…he was on pain killers after she whacked him in the head with that golf club. Hard to drive in a concussed state too!
to I bet...Anonymous says:
So “he hate me” is just copying what he heard from other sites and posting it here like it is his own? Kinda like Nik.
to AnonymousYo says:
Tiger and Michael Jordan spend a lot of time in The Mansion at MGM…for those of you who know what that is…it is for the super high roller who wants privacy and top notch talent provided by the hotel. I have waited on him, that’s what he does. But that being said….it’s his life…if I were him I would be banging chicks too.
to Yosusan says:
we need pics DA
to susanrizzo says:
Seriously the airbad didnt even deploy. She had to bust out the window to get him out? and the damn airbags didnt deploy? How can you hit a hydrant and tree and not have the airbags come out. He couldnt have been going fast. How did she have to “Rescue Him” by busting out a window? It doesnt make sense. Unless im an idiot which could be as well.
to rizzotigertiger says:
So is this the truth as you see it though your eyes or are you just another jelous fella…lol
to tigertigerDamn I`m good…
LMAO says:
hahahaha. he is a billionaire, so no matter what, he still wins.
to LMAOColonel Troutman says:
Damn Tiger, I thought you were above being Dirty. I guess we all got a little dirt on us.
to Colonel TroutmanWHITE BOY says:
DREAM KILLER!!
to WHITE BOYTiger Woods says:
i am a celebrity…i can do whatever the f*ck i want, aiite?
to Tiger Woodswhat2be says:
b*tch probably never gives up the pu$$y, thats why he went somewhere else for it.
to what2beDman says:
Tiger may be a great golfer but he is a total geek. Who lets a 110 lb. blonde kick their ass. P*ssy !!!
to DmanKingMarthaStewart says:
no chit. This only makes him look like a pansy ass b*tch…he is going to be the laughing stock in the locker rooms at the country club..
to KingMarthaStewart“hey tiger, I hear your wife is gunna be the Ultimate Fighting Champion…and she walks around the streets at night waiting to catch criminals, her only weapon is a big ass diamond ring…hows it feel to be the b*tch in the house?”
grasshopper says:
not funny, don’t try any more caption contests.
to grasshoppergabriel says:
Bleeding Tiger Crouching Wife he didn’t see what hit him!!!!!
to gabrielhabez says:
Another reason why I love this website. Thanks NIK
to habezHollister says:
so Nik..the inevitable question…Elin Nordegren…would you?
to HollisterKingMarthaStewart says:
I would…she is hella hot, Im sure nik would too, but she did have 2 kids..but nothing is hotter for a guy to know a billionaires dick has been in the girl he is about to fu ck.
to KingMarthaStewartcoolman says:
show me hot chick, and i’ll show you a dude tired of f**king her
to coolmanFred Farkel says:
Yep. The most truthful statment in the universe.
to Fred FarkelChris Hunter- drinkfour says:
i heard tiger orgies pretty hard
to Chris Hunter- drinkfourEh says:
Everybody cheats and lies…at least he was trying to walk (or drive) away instead of beating her ass for hitting him. That’s more than a lot of guys do. Hopefully they work it out for the kids.
to Ehshred says:
he has been cheating on her for years…
my good friend is in charge of all the VIPs at IVY San Diego and when he comes to SD he’s up in his room with hookers all weekend..
gross
to shredim so horny says:
if this stuff is true i have become a huge fan of Tiger Woods now!!!! Way to go El tigre I love you buddy.
to im so hornyfrank says:
couldn’t of happened to a nicer guy. fcuk him.
to frankchitownsundevil says:
Blasian’s cheat!
to chitownsundevilJohnny Rebel says:
Negro cheating on a white wife,how is this news?
Since when can a Asian drive?
Wife was wearing a white robe and mask and told him she was going to turn him into a Mississippi Wind Chime for cheating on her and he ran like the French.
She just hit the lotto and now will no longer have to sleep with him. Power wash the cooch a few hundred times and she will be back in business.
to Johnny Rebeltmz says:
Nice way to take news from other sites and making it your own by having an “anonymous” source send it to you . .
to tmzdcintexas says:
Good for Tiger, now he’s gonna have to get the Kobe special!!
to dcintexas