Travel Agent Loser
Posted in Miami, San Diego, The Dirty | November 7th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jason Beuk**a the guy is a low budget travel agent who sells the damn rip off Groove Cruise in Miami and San Diego, he makes it seem as if you are going on a club with a bunch of hot girls, in reality its a bunch of dudes and shims, your better off going on a granny carnival cruise then buying a “groove cruise” from this tool.
In the first picture he has Lance Bass face and in the second picture he has Clay Aiken face… either way all roads lead to Gay.- nik
A REAL DJ! says:
Seems to me someone didnt get laid when they went on the Groove Cruise. It is a huge event that sells out every year. Next one is January 29-Feb 1 from Miami to the Bahamas. $499 for 4 days including all the food, parties, and events is not a bad deal if you ask me. Plus you get to be on a cruise.
How is that a bad deal? And there is the whole rest of the cruise ship full of people. So clearly the person who posted this didnt leave their cabin, or hit up the boy pool while they were on it.
to A REAL DJ!STOP IT says:
JASON, stop posting all these comments yourself! Your defense mechanism has become increasingly transparent… STOP already you idiot…
to STOP ITdouche bag says:
wow, that does not sound like youre posting in your own thread.
to douche bagEx Lax says:
man overboard ..dont call the coast gaurd ,cause he swimming back to cuba
to Ex LaxEx Lax says:
if ya have his drift!
to Ex LaxJason is a cool dude says:
Whoever posted this is a f*cking moron. Jason is a cool dude who never tries to promote himself at all…he happens to throw the number party cruise and wants nothing but the best time for all the people on his cruises. Nik you actually need to team up with Jason and go on the Groove Cruise. Whoever posted doesn’t pull ass and needs to get his kicked.
to Jason is a cool dudewow says:
this is ridiculous! this is one of the nicest guys who created something for people who work hard to enjoy. whoever posted this, stop being such a hater. i went on the groove cruise and know jason, and youre completely wrong
to wowOK... says:
So I guess he has already posted on this post several times now…………….
to OK...LOL! says:
I went on the Groove Cruise 2 years ago. It was completely sold out and Jason got me on. I never knew the dude before hand but he hooked me up 2 days before it was leaving. Jason is the man and the Groove Cruise was a blast! They also have some of the sickest DJ’s playing private parties for you all night long!
to LOL!Reality check says:
I heard Jason knows how to suck a good dick. Jason loves harboring throat babies just ask him.
to Reality checktardo says:
ur a tool…you probably drive a beater, live with 5 roommates and sleep on a couch, have zero social skills and haven’t gotten consistant p*ssy ever. what a turd burglar..LOL!
to tardogrrr says:
I vouch that he’s a cool dude
to grrrVery Sexy... says:
Why are all the cute ones gay? UGHHHH~!!!
to Very Sexy...Heather says:
He has a gf, def not gay.
to HeatherChris Hunter- drinkfour says:
jason b*kkake? never heard of him. this “cruise” sounds like a lame sausage fest thought. pass….
to Chris Hunter- drinkfourtarty flo says:
Jason is a real good guy !! Whoever post this obviously is jealous of his girl or his business in which he is a success at a young age !!
to tarty flobooMan says:
Ha ha, this must be the same person posting over and over about how great the Groove Cruise is. Someone I know went on the Groove Cruise (twice) and posted pics on FB afterwards and they kinda made my stomach sour. To many dudes touching dudes and nasty looking chicks trying to be “rockstar”. It just looked like a big, 3-day ec*tacy/swinger party and everyone looked to be in their 30s and up… grow up people!!
to booManA REAL DJ! says:
Even when the trip is sold out, he has put friends of ,mine on last minute, and not charged them extra money to go. He is a real top notch guy. And just so you know Nik, he is partners with Opium Group on several projects, and Ro-Hawk is not permitted on the Groove Cruises either.
So cut the guy a break. He really could be a great partner to have to do a Dirty Sea Party……… Hey, that sounds like a good idea.
Get Dirty At Sea… Hey Nik, Im onto something here!!!!
to A REAL DJ!Chris Hunter- drinkfour says:
Thats the dumbest f*cking idea i’ve ever heard. you are a loser
to Chris Hunter- drinkfourjustin bobby(the real one) says:
cool dude, i’m sure he’s loving the free advertisement.
to justin bobby(the real one)FLYNN FUCKIN NOLAN says:
GROOVE CRUISE IS THE BEST EXPERIENCE EVER AND JASON IS A GENIUS FOR MAKING IT ALL HAPPEN. F*CK U DIRTY !!
to FLYNN FUCKIN NOLAN=) says:
i agree =)
to =)Anonymous says:
let them think what they want…we dont want douchebags on the groove cruise ruining the experience for us.
to Anonymouswait... what? says:
How does the “great” dj play for you if they’re private parties…. moron-0 —–>ZING!
to wait... what?Tommy Pooch says:
Jason, do you want a little meat between your buns? Do you wanna get “pooched?” Meet me in back of my restaurant Cheeseburger Baby…I’m gonna give you some ankle-grabbin, Pooch prison love
to Tommy Poochwell... says:
To each his own, but I can see all those DJs on land, and I have the option of leaving the club if I want. On a cruise, you’re stuck with all the idiots. A fool and their money are soon parted, and I guess Jason figured out how to make it happen faster. Good for him.
to well...Haters says:
I know Jason and have for years, he is a great guy and the Groove Cruise is a great experience. For what you pay, it is a great deal & good DJ’s from all over. I am sure he appreciates the free advertising. His girl is fine too.
to Hatersgroove cruise blows says:
I went on the San Diego groove cruise and damn their was all dudes and majority of the girls were older in their 30′s. Come on all the guys expected tons of chicks (except the gay dude that were there for the HOUSE music , which there was quite a few) Not to mention what young hot college party girl has or wants to spend 400 bucks on a party cruise , think about it it just aint happening, only cougars can afford it, and trouts bring young chicks, but they guard them with their lives. Sorry Jason Groove Cruise was a waste of $500
to groove cruise blowsAdam Christopher Berke says:
I kicked my old man’s ass this weekend
to Adam Christopher Berketerrible... says:
I dated this guy Jason in Atlanta. I am sad and embarassed to see what he has turned into…and that terrible suit he is wearing in the picture…awful. He used to be a normal nice guy. I have to say….he has THE SMALLEST…package I have EVER seen in my entire life. I have a five year old son…and I think his is bigger than this guy’s. His old “roommate” was batting for the other team…so his lance bass gay face….that might expalin it. I would not be suprised.
to terrible...DESPERATE says:
It’s very obvious this whole thing started from a broken hearted girl that is jealous of his girl and of his business in which he is a success… Jason you are the man!
to DESPERATEJason Beukema says:
Never heard of this site, but it is funny as shit…I am sure one of you site mods will post an absurd jackass comment after this as it seems to keep the conversation going and people coming back…makes sense, great concept, and you always have the last dirt.
Everyone has their opinions and it is impossible to please every one of the nearly 3,000 people who have been on the Groove Cruise since 2004. Although we have a 97% satisfaction rate, we get our complaints and take them very seriously to create a better product for years to come.
If you are expecting college girls…go on Spring Break. If you are looking for educated sexy hot crazy fun ladies who love to party, the Groove Cruise is for you. Cruises are historically 55% women and the Groove Cruise has the same overall average through the years…some skew more one way or the other.
For those who don’t know what the Groove Cruise is can check videos, pics, testimonials, write-ups in the NY Times, CNN, MTV, Travel Agent Mag, etc and see exactly what it really is so you can make a decision for yourself.
to Jason Beukemaslimmy J says:
dude your full of it unfortunately i have been on the Miami to Bahamas groove cruise the only hot chick was this cougar and she had her man there. I would say the rate 60%single men 30%married/couples 10% single women. not much choices. Sorry dude its a sausage festival
to slimmy Joooh says:
whoever put jason up here is jealous of his sucess can’t wait for another cruise. haters. $
to ooohbella says:
looks like he snuck on
to bellaso sorry says:
his girl is a stupid bitch that doesn’t realize he is sucking d*ck and seeing other women when she is not around. I feel very sorry for her, i can give you names…he is the biggest player.
to so sorry? says:
haters
to ?well... says:
Jason, you’d get my money if you’d set these things up as one-way trips, i.e. put the people on them and ship them out, to say, Iraq or something. I’d gladly pay $500 to save a spot for someone in that case.
to well...