Tucker Max Is A Patho
Posted in Chico State, Manhattan, The Dirty | November 4th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tucker Max author of bestselling “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell”. I think it is time for the dirty army to reveal the mystery chick.
Wow, does Chelsea Handler know he stole her likeness… well I guess he didn’t considering he cut out her face on his book? I would have used a brown bag, but whatever. Don’t ask me if I read his book either because I don’t know how to read.- nik
**You know that chick with the tat is probably beat as hell.
KC Esq says:
Clearly waxing isn’t part of her normal routine…
to KC EsqBob says:
Katy Johnson
to Bob(A Real) Vegas Guy says:
No you idiot the girl in the left pic, the one with the tattoo
to (A Real) Vegas GuySissygirl says:
It doesnt look like a real tattoo, looks likes its written on a bandaid.
to SissygirlFrench Guido says:
sorry was reading up on some tucker max, decided to check him out.
anyway thats not a f***ing band aid.
stop bleaching your brain..
you get a tattoo… so they cover it up.
its a lighter colour because either
a) the tape left whiteish reside, as tucker probably did
or b) she went fake tanning while the tape was still on as the tattoo was healing.
Take some time to think people.
to French Guidoe fizzle says:
or you’ve obviously never gotten a tattoo!!
the ink gets rubbed off of the actual tattoo b4 the pic and it built up there when the artist finished wiping it omg gets some brains
to e fizzleDr. Dolittle says:
Mystery chic isn’t a mystery at all. She sued him to have her information removed. But it is well known that she’s some beauty pageant broad from South Carolina…she gave an interview awhile back on some blog giving her version of events….which not surprisingly was dramatically different from that of Tucker Max
to Dr. Dolittle100% Class says:
Exactly. This is all on his website, including the pics.
I’m guessing this post is to add to the publicity of his new movie based upon his book. I’m sure the movie will blow, though, so look for it on late night cable near you. haha.
to 100% ClassPeter Griffin says:
A photo of this girl is on his website. It is not a secret. Slow day at The Dirty?
to Peter GriffinHe told the story already says:
She sued him. Go read the blog, if it’s still up. If not, you’re out of luck.
to He told the story alreadytaurus says:
This site is sick, as in really sick. Your obvious hatred of women and descriptions of them as a piece of meat truly portray you as someone who needs help. The perfection you seem to extol in your opinion of everyone you view only indicates your lack of self worth. You must tear down those that you feel inferior to. I hope you get what you deserve some day. Maybe they will take pity on you and urge you to get the psychological help you need!
to taurusomg says:
dude. maybe u need psychological help. take a f*ckin xanex and chill the fk out. it’s just his website. he makes fun of people. that’s what he does. u don’t like it don’t read it. simple. idiot.
to omgNebraska where the N stands for Knowledge! says:
Yeah, good luck with that. Nik and Tucker have a table waiting for them down below.
to Nebraska where the N stands for Knowledge!jackie from the valley says:
You are right, Taurus. But that is the reason that people frequent this site. Nik does seem like a woman hater totally and his standards are ridiculous considering he is definitely not smart OR particularly attractive. But that doesn’t make this site any less of a guilty pleasure.
to jackie from the valleyLEASURE says:
Obvious photoshop…Obvious!!
to LEASUREqwerty says:
you’re an idiot. it’s “leisure,” by the way.
to qwertysteve says:
everything tucker max says is the truth. he would never lie about something like this.
to steveLeRoy says:
95% of his stories are made up. He also has a filty rich Pop that allows him to just go around and act a douche. How did the fictional movie do at the Box Office? Hopefully he just goes away.
to LeRoyqbert says:
horrible. made about $1.6 million, budget was $12 million. Already out of theaters.
to qbertMiles C says:
Tucker Max is the real deal. I met him and saw him work his magic first hand. He scores more than the New Orleans Saints. You can believe what you want, but made up or not, his book and movie are classic!!
to Miles Cmiles is homo says:
You sound like you really really like him. Did you meet up to his standards and let you blow him? Or are you still wishing…..?
to miles is homoHunter says:
As tucker would say “”the irony of irony is, the people than try to shut me down… usually ends up helping me”
to Hunter503 says:
Thise pics are of 2 different girls, and they’re old pics at that. I’ve met him, he’s funny as hell.
to 503omg says:
never heard of the dude. sounds and looks lame.
to omgGadonkadonk says:
He probably banged your GF, assuming you’re a dude. If you’re a chick, he slipped you some roofies and already had his way with you (see chapter 16). Hahahahaha
to GadonkadonkFrench Guido says:
his book doesnt have chapters in it.
to French Guidoalthough… you probably can only read books that have illustrations and under 30 pages.
lol says:
The girl is a former miss Vermont. The Tattoo chick is some chick Tucker met and she wanted to get that tatted on herself. This is all widely available information on his website, tuckermax.com not that would expect many others on the dirty to be able to read on their own without Nik feeding it to them lol
to lolTucker M*x is a F*g says:
Most of the stories in Tucker M*x’s book are bullsh*t. If you read them (and are not fu@king stupid) it is easy to see. They are good stories, but are not true.
to Tucker M*x is a F*gwhatever says:
the girl in the 2nd picture was one of the coaches on an episode of that mtv show called “made.” the episode was about some unattractive girl who wanted to win a beauty pageant. i am embarrassed that i even know this.
it it a shame that this guy is actually making money off being a d-bag.
to whateverBiz says:
I am a long time tucker reader, or was till he got all hollywood and boring, and the chick in the red is miss vermont, who went all stalker on him, then sued him when he posted the story, and the chick with the tat IS raaher large and def unattractive.
to Bizyeah says:
tucker max’s stories from his website are funny, but most of them are very very embellished. How many of you screwed over a girl and she ended up callin u a bunch of times? i been called or texted like 20 times, dont mean she actually stalked me. tucker max didnt get followed around by this girl. i dont know why people need to think its all 100% true. once he started to get fans, his stories became more unbelievable and there are people refuting every story that he has. btw the girl wit the tatoo is from pttsburgh, u know she is beat, he shows email from her too, any girl who would do anything she did, and then write him an email like that to post on his website is pure trash anyway. nevertheless, his stories are funny
to yeahugh says:
old news. Tucker Max rocks.
to ugh