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Posted in Kansas City | November 6th, 2009

Umpa-Lumpa-Doopity-Do

Umpa-Lumpa-Doopity-Do

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessie Ro*d and Young Steph **Sl*ts of KC 2009** J.Hood has slept with or sucked off all the black men in Blue Valley and working her way through Lawrence, KS currently. She is known for starting fights and “winning” because she can tackle someone like she is apart of the Chicago Bears defense, looks a lot like Lance Briggs to me but white.. Between her front tooth that falls out in public(literally) her backne, and her “fat”ass the black men let her touch them with a bag over her head. Young Steph isn’t that bad she just acts like she will sleep with everyone to get free things like into the bars, to get a dog, to make her bf jealous that club rats want her. You may think she is jail bait, don’t worry she gets that alot. Steph “grew boobs” to ensure guys that they aren’t on “To catch a predator” She has messed with the same group of guys since high school and has worked her way to the top. She has landed the best dealer to be caught in OP, by her father. When they break up she sleeps with his friends to make him jealous. She works at two bars and sloots it up dancing for money and sells bottles of liquor…sounds like a stripper to me. She tries to act like her boyfriend’s ex…she bought the same car, stalked her, and would call privately for hours. Even showed up at her work and where she lived by following her. They are both barely over 5ft tall and fake tan soo much Willy Wonka would hire them.

They sound classy.- nik




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