Upgraded Would You?
Posted in Cougars, Miami, The Dirty, Would You? | November 20th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I don’t think you have seen any cougs like the ones we have in Miami. They are all fit, tan and have all had surgery to fix something wrong with their face and of course +2′s. Miami douches spoil these girls with ‘upgrades’ so we can all reep the benefits. Would you with any of these fine specimens Nik?
Answer: With a gun to my head and to fulfill my Cougar fantasies I would rail the one in Orange with my eyes closed. Pretty sure the one with the blue top is packing heat.
Umm.... says:
The with the greg off to the side?
to Umm....Bupster says:
I’d bang all their pooties!
to Bupstercalidude says:
Go team blue!.. that coug is smokin
to calidudeskylar says:
nick… GROW UP! the one in the blue is PRISTINE! i would marry her and NEVER look back!
to skylarluv pink says:
I’d pump the 1 in blue
to luv pinkpurple crayon seed says:
She takes it deep and swallows. She’s a keeper.
to purple crayon seedCarp says:
Agree – Orangie is more Jaime Pressly and less Elvis Presley.
to CarpCandyMan says:
Nik thinks any woman with any muscle tone used to be a guy – too funny. Spoken like a tiny dough boy. She’s hot – for her age. And he wouldn’t ‘rail the one in orange’ because he’d make a sticky mess in his tighty whiteys before he could get on top of her.
to CandyManjjbc says:
yes, yes, yes, no.
to jjbcCarrie in Dublin says:
Obviously the girl on the right has not been spoiled by any ‘upgrades’ yet.
to Carrie in Dublinwidebuffalo says:
Really? Are these cougars? I can’t tell their age by this photo.
I like the one with the blue top I like her tummy.
to widebuffaloBung Hole says:
Blue top is first, Orange top is second.
to Bung HoleKrelvicSid says:
I dig the one in the blue top, anyone know her name?
to KrelvicSidsome random girl says:
Wow…. wow.
to some random girlBig Drew says:
Packing heat or not, I would touch that up in the blue.
to Big DrewTJ says:
If she’s packing heat I’d actually consider blowing her candle. She is hot!
to TJ619 says:
Blue top is a man..there is alot of that in miami. you guys need to wake up. Look at his face..you can tell that was a man.
to 619well... says:
Girl in orange is 23. Horrid photo so you can’t tell.
to well...Hmm says:
Is orange top Asian?
to HmmMamacita says:
Upgrades are great! It so nice to seduce the hell out of Fools!
to MamacitaListen up says:
Nik – are you starting to appreciate the scent? Noodles are gross and always will be
to Listen updamnit says:
Seriously do you have 20/20 vision? The one is blue is the obvious hottest out that group!
to damnitTJ says:
I’d marry the blue or the orange and not look back.
to TJnunh says:
Blue has a awesome stomach! Orange = yes. The other two may leave please.
to nunhNames of blue and orange? says:
Names of blue and orange…..? They look Miami regulars – love a little Latin flavor.
to Names of blue and orange?OCTrout says:
That dude on the left is ripped!
to OCTroutMax says:
naaaahhh Nik, don’t lie, you’d keep your eyes open with orange one, she’s not that bad
to MaxAnonymous says:
i think you meant to say “meat” instead of “heat”, it looks like a dude.
to Anonymous