Urlacher’s Ex
Posted in Chicago, The Dirty | November 15th, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was at the Bears game a couple weeks ago and saw Jenner, Brian’s ex-fiance outside the stadium. She was a pretty cool chick and got a great shot for you!
Looks like someone is a little bitter… Jenner you almost got paid, but couldn’t close the deal. Welcome back to being a peasant.- nik





Vic says:
Typical female pig..
to VicAll they have is that stinky cootch to offer, they are far from decent human beings today.
Ummmm says:
I take it you’re gay?
to UmmmmBeCe Babe says:
uh oh somebody got shot down in flames this weekend!! Hate much?
to BeCe BabePIIHB says:
True!
to PIIHBDahlia says:
This photo shows why she can’t hold onto a decent hard-working guy. She’s a no-class skank.
to DahliaWhat???????????? says:
now Brian is a decent guy?? Haha yeah right
to What????????????LMAO says:
Urlacher’s a big baby, wigger with kids all over the place- she’s the one who is lucky they didn’t get married-not him. The only thing more disturbing than watching the Bears this season is seeing his sorry ass standing on the sidelines. Go back to redneckville and count your millions Brian- u and your BS attitude will not be missed in Chicago
to LMAOHuh? says:
Two of his three kids are with his ex-wife. That’s not all over the place.
to Huh?lmfao says:
Yes it is. Check their ages dummy. Lets see crazy lady gets pregnant convinces Cheater to marry her then they get a divorce. He gets her pregnant again but isn’t happy so goes out and bangs a stripper gets her pregnant. that’s all over the place.
to lmfaoAnonymous says:
I always thought it was suspicious that Laurie got pregnant right around the time he got drafted and then again after they got divorced. Other than that is there a reason why you are calling her crazy? Why won’t anyone post her picture? I hear shes rough on the eyes.
to Anonymousno name says:
I always thought it was suspicious that Laurie got pregnant right around the time he got drafted and then again after they got divorced. Other than that is there any reason why you’re calling her crazy? Why won’t anybody post her picture on here? I’m curious to see what she looks like. I hear she’s rough on the eyes.
to no namejomama says:
hey bitch…come to scottsdale…you would fit in
to jomamaNik's Greg says:
Brian told me she likes it in the OchoSTINKO!
to Nik's Gregwish that was true says:
sorry to say she wouldn’t let me touch it.
to wish that was trueMr. Obvious says:
newsflash: Urlacher has many ex’s
to Mr. Obvioustrue that says:
and there all blound
to true thathaha says:
both urlacher brothers are pieces of white trash…brian is past his time in chicago……and casey is is living off his brothers money. he would of never had enough money to open up bon v if it wasnt for his brothers riches
to hahaRiver Ratt says:
Jenner shouls have flipped off Lovie Smith and the rest of the
to River Rattfu*#ing Bears. Cutler, grow up and stop pouting.
ugh says:
actually, he is not a bad guy. And if she hates him so much, why the hell is she at a Bears game? Let me guess she is a huge football fan! doubt it…she’s just looking for new NFL greg.
to ughHuh? says:
I hear she goes with Kara to support Greg. Her coziness with Cutler might have something to do with it also. Even though Brian is not playing, the majority of the jerseys in the stands are his. If it upsets her so much to see them and be reminded of him then why the hell would you go there and subject yourself to that?
to Huh?Bob says:
HAHA!! Knowing Jenner this sh*t is hilarious. Her and Brian have made up. Pretty sure he’s not that worried about it. Or her for that matter.
to BobWow. says:
She’s saying, “You degraded me sexually and wouldnt even pay me off by marrying me!” Just a high dollar whore, who never got paid BTW!
to Wow.Anonymous says:
ya and then what happend?
to AnonymousO-mama says:
let me tell you whats going on in her head….
“Screw you Brian! I was planning on you taking care of me for the rest of my life! Now, as I age and my looks fade I realize I am losing value with each passing day. SO rather than make something of myself I am going to flip your jersey off because it is somehow your fault that I have amounted to nothing in my life!”
that about sums it up
to O-mamaDenver says:
yall aint nothin but a bunch of p*ssy’s…. I think its hillarious! aint nothin like a woman thatll put a punk ass in his place. It’d been better only if she’d had a dip of copenhagen in and spit on this sonabitch… Nik u ain’t nothin but a no p*ssy gettin hater! go grow some balls son!
to DenverWill says:
This may be the best picture on this site. Its hillarious.
to WillShort Bus says:
Caprini Greens called…they want their classless ghetto bitch back.
to Short Busearl duke says:
The trailer park called and they want their trashy dirty meth head white trash back!!
to earl duke..... says:
it’s “Cabrini” Green.
to .....Kenny says:
I’m sure a lot of people wish that was a Cutler jersey right now.
to Kennyjlo says:
‘DECENT HARD WORKING GUY??? You’re obviously a f*cking fool.
to jloCarla says:
I don’t blame her. He’s an ass. He had me thinking I was the only one. He’s a dirty cheater.
to CarlaAnonymous says:
your dumb for believing any girl is the only one!
to AnonymousSilly CamelJockey says:
Bleh…he deserves it..
If you’re a 30+ year old white guy wearing a football jersey and you DON’T play in the NFL, you’re a LOSER! Same with white guys over the age of 30 who wear baseball caps backward.
Grow up !
to Silly CamelJockeyearl duke says:
Thank you!!! and i wish these stupid ignorant ass white folks would stop trying to be like coll ass black guys,, you aint got it bitch.. go ride a skate board or throw a frisbee or go play golf or hockey or some damn sport your ass like to play, you cant play sports good or run or jump worth a damn but your ass is ina ll the front roles seats at these basketball and football games with all that beer drinking and hollering and acting a GD fool!
to earl dukeugh says:
Please, you stupid filthy nig, learn how to spell and write. I know you had a tough time finishing 8th grade and all that b/c whitely kept you down and all, but please have one of your white friends proof read you comments. Please ni%#er. It hurts my eyes to see your slang, that doesn’t translate to writing.
We can’t play sports “good” … huh? Your grammar is amazing. You can’t write “good”. And how did we get those front row seats you ignorant monkey? That’s right b/c you can’t afford it b/c you never finished high school. Oh, that’s right, you have 3 kids and you’re 20 years old and never went to college. Oh, that’s right, you all work at gas stations and McDonalds.
You know what I love the most is that my kids won’t ever have to compete for well paying jobs with black people b/c they keep themselves down. hahahaha
to ughP says:
you should let yourself be known if you’re going be talking about black people like that. It’s easy to act hard behind your computer. Don’t be a bitch. You need to apologize. That’s how people get f*cked up.
to Pugh says:
Actually, you tell that little bi#ch to stop coming on to the dirty and saying f#ck whitey and I will retract all statements about black people. He gets on here every day and makes some comment about white people and I’m sick of his s#it.
to ughLBreezy says:
P, I’m not racist, but I hate n*ggers! I also hate rednecks!! Earl Duke is a low-life n*gger. I like black people just as much as anyother race, if they aren’t arragant ass people. Earl Duke is talking too tall. Besides, black people can’t f*ck up anybody. They can shoot someone because they’re p*ssies and can’t take an ass whoopin! OR they run.. OR wait for their other punk ass friends to try and jump somebody they can’t handle on their own. I’m not apologizing for sh*t! You want to know my name, just ask!! You still won’t do sh*t!
to LBreezyyou are dumb.... says:
Thank you earl duke for yet another retarded comment….. i wish you would stop acting like your some big shot trying to be like you are not a flaming gay… “you aint got it bitch”. go rob a liquor store or shoot more people of your own race, you cant play sports because you didnt go to school or run because your butt is filled with men you dont go to sporting events because your too busy drinking girl drinks like hypnotic and blaming white people for your crappy life… earl stop talking you are making african americans look bad.
to you are dumb....Anonymous says:
You are all jealous f*cking idiots who just want stand in line to blow Urlacher. Have a sense of humor for gods sake!!
to Anonymousswisha says:
hahahaha! dumb b!tch.
to swishaRude Bobby says:
She needs to stick that finger in her ass and find the corn cob stuck up in there!
to Rude Bobbygross says:
really. grow up. its funny. have a sense of humor.
to grossRude Bobby says:
I do! That was freaking hilarious!
to Rude BobbyNoodles123 says:
Wow alot of angry white guys who masturbate furiously to Brian Urlac*er on this blog! Jeez is this where the unemployed, bitter, sexually impotent guys hang out to talk talk sh*t about women hang out?
Take a anxiety pill go to a NICE bar and meet a pretty woman and try not to call her a pig/whore/c*nt etc and you may actually get somewhere besides date raping.
to Noodles123BeCe Babe says:
LMFAO – yes, I think this site should be renamed to “TheDirtyAngryUnemployedBitterSexuallyImpotentWhiteGuysMasturbatingWhoCan’tAFemaleWithoutARoofie.com”. They already have their King – aka Nik Ritchie. Now wait for the furiously misspelled misogynistic comments to roll in!
to BeCe BabeAnonymous says:
I like you well written.
to Anonymousfu2 says:
no soup for you….now go get a job!
to fu2carrie jean says:
what a trashy classless little girl
to carrie jeanJean says:
don’t disrespect my name c*nt. I flip my husband off all the time she’s being funny.
to Jeaninsider yet again says:
Jennifer was blowing urlacher this weekend in vegas and screamed Jenner’s name that’s why jennifer had this picture put up. too bad urlacher never uses the computer and won’t see this or care. how’s looking for a new job Jennifer?
to insider yet againTo Insider says:
Sure he did lol
to To Insiderlmfao says:
Brian is banging Monika from Bon V now…sorry Jennipher you’re old news
to lmfaosick says:
monika is a wh*re. Her and urlacher are perfect for eachother.
to sickinsider says:
Jennipher is friends with”Nik” That’s why Jenner has been on this site 3 times since Jennipher started sleeping with Brian. That’s how she got her own photos taken down. Jealousy is not cute.
to insiderTo Insider says:
How did Jennipher get this pic. dummy? Obviously she isn’t the one posting it.
to To Insiderdummy? says:
its on twitter you fu(king retard. Your mom could copy. Who’s the dummy now?
to dummy?jennipher says:
Well first off. yes its Jennipher, and No i didnt post picks of Jenner up. I actually think its hilarious. You people are so stupid and dumb to think shes being rude. Its funny to her its funny to me. You all need a sense of humor.
to jennipherLosers says:
First off this is a really funny picture. However where are all of the racist comments to both black and white people coming from. Really nik is this the kind of site you run. This site should be taken down. Do you even mediate what’s written.
to LosersLBreezy says:
Why are you on it? Loser! lol Thanks for your 2 cents.. It’ll go a long way.
to LBreezyAnonymous says:
I’m on here to look at what’s posted just not racist bull shi*t
to AnonymousLBreezy says:
Ya, it does get carried away.. its all in good fun. Nobody is getting hurt. Except maybe mentally. Some of the people who actually get posted, then freak out when they get ripped on, but what do you expect? I think that’s the point of the website. To bring down wanna be’s!! Basically, because those people are stiffing people around them trying to be so much “cooler” than the people around them, they get posted on here for being real life d*ckheads!! I think its fair game. lol
to LBreezyAnonymous says:
This pic is actually really funny! Whats even more funny is that some are saying the “rumors” of jenner and cutler being together are actually true. I guess he really is desperate…I mean come on are there no smart, good looking girls in chi! Or is she the only chick bears players are allowed to date!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
mmmm Jenner come here and get tackled by ME……..i wanna see ur “tight end”
to AnonymousMELO says:
WHO CARES….GO BLACKHAWKS……FOOTBALL IS OVER RATED…..
to MELO