Washed Up Bartender

Posted in Dallas, Would You? | November 20th, 2009

Washed up bartender.

Washed up bartender.

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this washed up old hag is DERICKA. She works at some rinky dink bar downtown ft. worth as a BARTENDER. Pretty sure this prune is in her late thirties, I think it’s time to get a REAL job Dericka, considering you have a 13 year old son to think about. She snagged up her now husband, who I should mention is not even 25, at a local bar & pretty much forced him into marrying her, which makes sense because they have barely known eachother for even a year. She looks like a bridge troll, you should lose a few pounds dear, your frame was not designed to handle that much weight. Which is hard to do when you spend all of your time spoking put & guzzleing beer. Her face looks like a dog’s assh*le turned inside out. I’ve heard from A LOT of people who have, and were not proud of it, but Nik, would you?

Answer: No, a few pounds? Try at least 30 lbs, and some major plastic surgery.




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