Washed Up Bartender
Posted in Dallas, Would You? | November 20th, 2009


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this washed up old hag is DERICKA. She works at some rinky dink bar downtown ft. worth as a BARTENDER. Pretty sure this prune is in her late thirties, I think it’s time to get a REAL job Dericka, considering you have a 13 year old son to think about. She snagged up her now husband, who I should mention is not even 25, at a local bar & pretty much forced him into marrying her, which makes sense because they have barely known eachother for even a year. She looks like a bridge troll, you should lose a few pounds dear, your frame was not designed to handle that much weight. Which is hard to do when you spend all of your time spoking put & guzzleing beer. Her face looks like a dog’s assh*le turned inside out. I’ve heard from A LOT of people who have, and were not proud of it, but Nik, would you?
Answer: No, a few pounds? Try at least 30 lbs, and some major plastic surgery.





WTF! says:
SPOKING PUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOLDEN!!!!
to WTF!daroo says:
this is where this site loses its’ appeal. An anonymous poster, dropping shit about somebody for no other reason than they are the loser they proclaim the woman in the pic is. Here is a news-flash: we all age, and we all make choices. She doesn’t deserve this. Not for a moment.
to darooNoodles123 says:
I too once spoked some put but I stopped and now just dring some veers.
to Noodles123** says:
she is NASTY I would with herHusband tho……
to **dude... says:
the girl on the right is Britney Fl*res, i felt her guts….
oh, btw, she has some big ol titties!!
to dude...Tenplate says:
When she worked at Hooters back in the day, she looked pretty good. Had a big ass rack !!!! I would beat it up for some Jager and a couple of Miller Lites
to TenplateLittleBirdie says:
There again with the Dallas girls and their big ole gums! Is there like something in the water in Dallas that makes girls grow big gums and small teeth?
to LittleBirdieBel says:
that BARTENDER makes more money than all of you sorry mofo’s that are raggin on her! Why dont all you losers take a look in the mirror before you sit on this pathetic website and make yourselves feel better by talkin shit about someone!
to Belhaha says:
hahaha. i bet that BARTENDER makes more money than me.
to hahaSummer says:
Appeal? This is a gossib blog, get off your high horse, I know that you don’t get onto theDIRTY.com to see whent he next book club meeting is. Anyway, this is terrible & I’ll tell you why! This is my ex boyfriend, I was the girl he dated before he married Dericka, so now she’s probably thinking I’m the one that posted this. & She’ll probably be out for blood. But besides that, HILARIOUS! I’m a noodle, lmao, so I guess she likes the scent ;]
to SummerAnonymous says:
You are pathetic! Get over it!
to AnonymousJust Wondering... says:
Is this the website for all the pathetic, insecure people of the world? I guess everyone must find a way to make themselves feel better about their lives. Some people live their lives, while I guess others, like you, talk about other people’s lives. I’m sorry!!!
to Just Wondering...