What The Hell Is Up With Sosa


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THE DIRTY ARMY:  The top pick was 6 months ago. I guess the roids will make your skin turn all jacked up too. By the bottom pick I would say it will also make you hook up with a chick that has a touch of the downs. Whats with her eyes? Goonies much?

I noticed this last month, but now I am wondering why nobody is talking about it?  Sosa obviously has some sort of health issue going on here… it has to be a side effect of all the needles in the butt.- nik

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  1. November 8, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    chitownsundevil says:

    Can we even call him a Purple Crayon anymore?

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  2. November 8, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    Mark says:

    Can you blame him??? who would want to be black???

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  3. November 8, 2009 at 9:55 pm

    LMAO says:

    Can u blame him for not wanting to be black?

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  4. November 8, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Hemochromatosis maybe

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  5. November 8, 2009 at 10:03 pm

    ? ? says:

    Hemochromatosis maybe

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  6. November 8, 2009 at 10:48 pm

    teddy says:

    Which person in the second picture is Sammy?

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  7. November 9, 2009 at 12:42 am

    Maui Tom says:

    Bad reaction to cork?

    Reply to Maui Tom
  8. November 9, 2009 at 2:03 am

    Bob Dole says:

    Sexy time!

    Reply to Bob Dole
  9. November 9, 2009 at 3:36 am

    VampireZombieSosa says:

    Looks like Sosa couldn’t decide between Vamps and Zombies. It’s pretty obvious he’s got Edward posters up in his bedroom. Poor Sammy :(

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  10. November 9, 2009 at 7:33 am

    Fred Farkel says:

    Reminder

    Tom Hanks, Jay Leno, David Letterman, etc etc all home homely wives.

    Reply to Fred Farkel
  11. November 9, 2009 at 8:05 am

    whowantstobeblack says:

    white people what to be black, that’s who. keep enlarging your dicks, getting your tans, getting your ass implants, getting your lips plumped, and lying to yourselves.

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  12. November 9, 2009 at 8:11 am

    whowantstobeblack says:

    and if given a choice by god almighty himself, i would give any and everything to be black again rather than anything like you all: PATHETIC, WEAK, JEALOUS, AFRAID OF EVEYTHING, HEADED FOR FAILURE, HAVING YOUR EMPTINESS EXPOSED TO THE WORLD. i could never be white knowing the type of slithering, underhanded, cowardly creep I’d have to become

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    • November 9, 2009 at 10:49 am

      :) says:

      But yet white people rule the world and you will always be a n*gger. PS blacks are the biggest, softest, weakest race on this planet. You have never won a single war against white people. Sorry you were born black my condolences, I hate myself also if I had the misfortune of being an animal slave like you.

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  13. November 9, 2009 at 9:19 am

    el tigre says:

    meth kills

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  14. November 9, 2009 at 11:17 am

    NIMBUS says:

    michael jackson syndrome..

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  15. November 9, 2009 at 12:04 pm

    first off... says:

    Not hating on whites but don’t flatter yourself thinking everyone wants to be like you. No offense but you guys age like shit, turn orange not tan, and have no flavor. If you want to brag about running the world go right on ahead but the only reason thats true is because you’re heartless beyond belief and would kill your own mom to advance in life. Not something to brag about.

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    • November 9, 2009 at 2:11 pm

      :) says:

      Black on Black m*rder is the number one cause of death among black males aged 16-40 in the United States my man. You are your own biggest enemy, white people no longer have to k*ll you, you do it for us. Your skin color is not the problem, it is the low IQ’s and your backwards “culture”. The most horrendous acts of violence in the world happen in places such as Haiti, Somalia, Sierra Lione, Rwanda etc, this is all blacks killing other blacks in the most disgusting, savage way imaginable. The rate of r*pe and mutil*tion on the continent of Africa is 500 times that of Western Europe. Blacks are the scum of the Earth. White people are just good up at cleaning up that mess when we deam it necessary. We will ALWAYS be superior to you bc of our culture.

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  16. November 9, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    Reply to first Off says:

    blacks would STILL be slaves if whiteshad not set them free they are too lazy to do anything for themselves, they have ten times the hiv/aids of any other race and most can speak, read. or write. they seem to be a pathetic mistake that just can’t get it right.

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  17. November 9, 2009 at 10:04 pm

    Jihad 2-5-0-0-0 says:

    all porch monkeys would love to be white.

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  18. November 11, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    :) your an idiot says:

    The most powerful man in the world is black you dumb f-ck

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    • November 12, 2009 at 11:17 am

      :) says:

      You are an idiot Obama is HALF black. In case you have not been paying attention he works at the complete behest of white owned corporations. You are a dumb f*ck to think for a second Obama is not a bunch of wealthy white mens puppet.

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  19. November 13, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    lol says:

    Half black…all Black….does it really matter you f-cking tool….He still is the most powerful man on this Planet…..its morans like yourself that make the “white” race look like total clowns…..you are the definition of a n-gger…a ignorant moran……what happen did you get your teeth kicked in by a black guy for running your mouth or are you just a little b-tch that hides behind keys on a keyboard? thats ok dont answer I already know

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  20. April 20, 2010 at 2:50 am

    LiLa says:

    You guys are all on glue.
    He admitted not long after that picture was released that he’d used a skin bleaching cream.

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