THE DIRTY ARMY: The top pick was 6 months ago. I guess the roids will make your skin turn all jacked up too. By the bottom pick I would say it will also make you hook up with a chick that has a touch of the downs. Whats with her eyes? Goonies much?
I noticed this last month, but now I am wondering why nobody is talking about it? Sosa obviously has some sort of health issue going on here… it has to be a side effect of all the needles in the butt.- nik
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nic says:
what a scary lookin ma fugga. sosa for halloween 10′
to nicOK says:
he is Michael Jackoff times Rocky Dennis from the movie Mask
and she is a nobody golddigger who has to take a sh*t –
ANY QUESTIONS?
to OKChris Hunter- drinkfour says:
he looks like stephen hawking in the first photo. like a weirdo
to Chris Hunter- drinkfour... says:
he looks like a retard
to ...supernatural says:
“I’ll just bite my lip and hope nobody realizes I’m starting to look a little MJ”
to supernaturalnosferatina says:
Oh, and now Nik, poltical expert, is also a doctor,
to nosferatinaDahlia says:
I think this guy is bleaching his skin like Michael Jackson did. What a shame. Why the self-hate, Sammy?
to Dahliaevil monkey says:
stealing stories from the dlisted are we? …
to evil monkeynosferatina says:
EXACTLY! I have noticed that a lot of Nik’s celeb material appears right after MK posts it. Thank God Nik has MK to steal from!
to nosferatinaeww says:
I read he’s going through some sort of skin rejuvination, whatever it is it’s nasty looking
to ewwATL says:
Really? You noticed this a month ago or you noticed MichaelK talking about it on dlisted yesterday?
to ATLmrc says:
i wonder if he has vitiligo like Michael Jackson had…
to mrckammi*awesome says:
personally, having seen it many times in the afro-latino community, i think hes sick of always being associated with purple crayons and hed rather be thought of as a (non-grilled) burrito…
to kammi*awesome*.. says:
“he’s in the process of going through a laser treatment to his skin after spending years playing in the sun.” That’s what his “friend”is telling people…
to *..wetwet says:
ok first of all hes doing this on purpose. he wants to be caucasion now. and hes wearing green contacts. dudes ridiculous.
to wetwetdbkarl says:
he is going to OD like michael jackson soon
to dbkarlhi says:
I saw this on espn…supposedly it is a skin rejuvenation that he was/is doing. Nice cover up. This explains why all those roid heads get spray tanned.
to hijc says:
dont be such an ignorant hater ~ FYI there are light skinned Latinos that tan that dark (like me) when not in the sun the skin pigmentation reverts back to a much lighter color.
to jcwow says:
is he wearing green contacts. HA
to wowGirl, please says:
This is strange. His eyes are lighter too. Trying to be white??
to Girl, pleaseeliz says:
lots of ppl are talking about it nik. i found about twenty articles over it (all from the past week or so, so you were still ahead of the curve). anyways it looks like vitiligo could be cause by steroids and other lifestyle choices. they are saying it is just a “skin rejuvanation” thing he is going through and that he didn’t expect to be this light. he is also wearing GREEN contacts.
to elizCali B!tch says:
Its called too much HGH
to Cali B!tchDoob says:
Looks like vitiligo.
to DoobWow... says:
Twilight: Night at the ball game???
He looks like he may have fell victim to a thirsty vampire!
to Wow...B says:
No one is talking about it, because it’s not news, Nik. Duh! The man has been playing ball for years in the sun, and received skin rejuvenation treatments to better his skin. A possible side effect is discoloration of the skin.
to Bnik the douche says:
You dumb pakastinian camel jockey. What is your obsession with needles in the butt. Is this a dirty pun meaning nik likes a needle in his ass at vegas nightclubs.
to nik the doucheYour an ignorant douchebag, steroids don’t kill stupidity does and I fear nik licky dies an early death
Guessing Game says:
Hepatitis causes yellowing of the skin and can be contracted with dirty needles. That would be my guess.
to Guessing GamePoops Rodriguez says:
AIDS….
to Poops RodriguezAZ Dude says:
WTF Color is he?
to AZ Dudewtf? says:
is ‘greasy hair’ a steroid side affect?
to wtf?uhhh says:
maybe thats what happend with MJ?!
to uhhhOn It says:
His rep issued this statement:
“He’s not trying to be Michael Jackson. He is going through a rejuvenation process for his skin. Women have it all of the time. He was surprised he came out looking so white. I thought it was a body double. Part of (the photo appearance) is just the lighting. He is in the middle of doing a cleansing process to his skin. The picture is deceiving. He said, ‘If you saw me in person, you would be surprised. When you see me in person, it is not going to seem like the picture.’ People who saw him in person did not react the same way. He can’t believe it is such a big deal. He has always been concerned with the way he looks. Probably just bad timing going to an awards show.”
to On ItMacon Whoopie says:
C’mon nik, if your going to show this, at least show the full picture. that chicks right tit is bigger then his Left. he just went with a cheap plastic surgeon like Kanye did
to Macon WhoopieMacon Whoopie says:
i meant her not his..
to Macon Whoopiedum-dum says:
the issue is mental. he’s doing it to himself. look at his eyes those are contacts and he chemically straightened his hair.
to dum-dumneil says:
looks like he’s got M.J. disease, wanting to be white.
to neilwow says:
his eyes used to be brown and i would know because i’m a fag
to wowEx Lax says:
it the m-j syndrome .. am I black or white?
to Ex Lax20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
he is pulling a michael jackson…
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to ralphusKingMarthaStewart says:
He looks like he has a touch of the michaels…..
and she looks like that wrestler Chyna…
to KingMarthaStewartthe dude in the middle says:
Maybe he is honoring Michael Jackson. What a weirdo.
to the dude in the middleTracySucks says:
dude f*ck off, this stuff happens. i’m mexican and can get dark as eddy murphy, then when there’s less sun out, i can be as white as frasier. it’s just a hispanic thing
to TracySucksDong says:
The term hispanic is a cultural identity not a racial identity. Sammy Sosa is hispanic of African descent, and you are, more than likely, a Mestizo of Spanish and Indigeneous blood.
to DongSam says:
This was on TMZ yesterday. There is even a follow-up on TMZ today…
to SamBALLS says:
Bleached Nut Sack?
to BALLSEx Lax says:
he confused his rehab with a retart
to Ex LaxFlopTheNuts says:
Maybe he’s one of the Visitors that have been here for years. If he’s been having reptilian sex with Anna I’m going to be pissed (and jealous).
to FlopTheNutsWang Dang Dong says:
One of his “friends”, Rebecca Polihronis, I think she’s a flack for the Cubs in Chicago, is quoted in the Tribune saying it’s the result of some skin rejuvenation treatments he’s had, and it’s no big deal, and not a medical issue, and that he was surprised his skin has turned white, although in real life he’s not that much lighter,and the lighting in the photos are exaggerating things, blah blah blah. Look– Sammy’s a f*cking liar, and a real self-centered jerk. I’m going with the obvious: He’s trying to look white, like the ladies he likes. Anyone disagree?
to Wang Dang Dong??? says:
wtf.?
to ???DirtyArmyNC says:
Like the late great Michael Jackson, maybe ol’ Sammy caught a case of the Vitiligo. Seems to be going around.
to DirtyArmyNCDOUBLE R says:
Skin pigment discoloring due to liver failure, caused by steroids… true story!
to DOUBLE Rgary says:
look at his teeth in the last pic, they are kind of yellow too
to gary