
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please put this douchebag, @sshole, phony doctor on blast. His name is Dr. Michael G. Brown, CEO of Brown Hand Center. He beat his ex wife who was seven months pregnant with a bed post. He is now on his fourth wife who is at least 20 years younger than him(who used to live in Vegas) He goes out to strip clubs and snorts c*caine. Everyone in Houston has seen his commercial where he smiles and tells the audience how he will treat them like family. The only reason he didn’t go to jail for beating his wife was because she needed the child support. Oh and two of those children on the commercial he can only see with a supervisor. DOUCHEBAG!
I always laugh when docs put their families on commercials… that is like the biggest poser move ever.- nik



Ex Lax says:
brown hand should of told ya enough already
to Ex Laxonout says:
sucks kids are involved. someone needs to beat this dude with a bedpost.
to onoutwhat2be says:
The link to the article is from 2002. How about a update to the douche bag doctor in 2009?
to what2belol says:
no kidding! I mean it’s only like 8 years right???
to lolPIIHB says:
The b1tch probably didn’t listen!
to PIIHBhey says:
Like your mom didn’t listen when she was told to abort your b*tch-a**
to heyAHH says:
I live in Houston, and I knew there was something weird about him! On his commercials he says “We treat you like family…” and then one of his 5? daughters says, “…like daddy’s little girls!”
to AHHF*wheat says:
Same here his comercials are always on her in AZ. At first I looked at the age difference but everytime I see it on it’s just strange. And you right “daddy’s little girl” was almost like ballon boy on TV.
to F*wheatdumbass says:
This guy has an ad out in the in-flight magazine for Continental when I was in Houston. I remembered seeing his face before because he looked so out of place next to his wife. She CLEARLY married for $.
to dumbassh-town says:
i know him personally and a lot of the details in the story are embelished….all his kids live with him the other stuff i wont comment on
to h-townhey says:
Yea, because you are “sooooo informed”. By the way I can’t stand people that pretend to be intelligent but insist on ending sentences with the usage of prepositional phrases. What are you; effin’ six? Quit acting like you’re connected, and if you are, give some pertinent information to prove such information. Are you on LinkedIn? Of course you wouldn’t risk your “professional” career to divulge such information. Bottom line, b*tches lie and so do men, so shut the h*ll up, a**>
to heyh-town says:
You must have a miserable life if you are that concerned and upset about someone you don’t even know. And your right i wont give more information cause i am smarter then that. I have nothing to prove to you or anyone else. I think its great watching people believe everything they read. have a good day
to h-townAnonymous says:
Your a joke
to Anonymousthe law says:
both of you b*tches shut up
to the lawg-town says:
This guy is a douche and everyone in the medical field in Houston and the surrounding area knows it. This is old news for those of us in the medical field who have worked with him in the past and will never work with him again. If I’m not mistaken his license has been pulled and that’s why you see “retired” on the new commercials.
to g-townCurtisG says:
Oh, you’re “smarter then that”? I think the correct phrasing is “smarter THAN that.” They’re called books. They read left to right, top to bottom. Try opening one.
to CurtisGyada yada says:
ya his license has been pulled for about 4 years now, but he invented the hand surgery so now he just rund the hospital. He owns that too. His wife is really pretty but waaaay younger than he is. Actually this pic doesn’t even look like him anymore he died his hair dark so now he looks like a mexican like his new wife. lol She is keeping him younger looking I guess. I saw him dancin out the other night lol worst dancer of all time! poor wifey i was embaressed for her! lol…
to yada yadaJoshua says:
He looks like a queer and even acts and talks like one..He’s a closet FAG!
to JoshuaRayy Ray says:
I have seen this guys house off of memorial. He has one of the best car collections in houston. His house is amazing!
to Rayy Raylol says:
The true story is that his wife was a stipper at the mens club , and thats where they really met!!!!!
to lolAnonymous says:
Wrong, yet again, she was never a stripper and never worked at a strip club, she loved that crazy man and he screwed it all up, now what????
to AnonymousKitty X says:
He’s the CEO of the Brown Hand Center because he had his medical license revoked because of his drug problem – I thought it was prescription meds, not coke. He rakes in the money hand over fist because he patented a method for carpal tunnel surgery that’s less invasive than traditional carpal tunnel surgery – he makes money when doctors use it all over the world. I know someone who has been to his house – he once had it completely remodeled for a party he was having. Everyone in Houston knows why the commercials say he is NOT a “treating physician”. It’s sad when you think about it – genius enough to patent an entirely new surgical technique but a total failure at life.
to Kitty Xanonymous says:
Nik,
Here is a link to a story that ran on him last week. Seems like him and the recent wife are getting high and threatening to kill each other…. The photo of him holding a gun to his head is amazing. Priceless!
http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2009/11/the_browns.php
to anonymousAnonymous says:
so youre allowing links now?
to AnonymousDeez says:
I never knew any of this, but had seen his commercial and out loud stated “oh my god, that is a knee toucher if I ever saw one!” Creepiest guy on TV ever
to DeezANON says:
OMG!!! He is actually married again and his wife is SUPER YOUNG. His Kids with his new wife Go to a WANNA BE Rich Daycare(it sucks), and his kids have Drivers and like 10 different nannies. What an ASSH*LE I just found out about this. My sister actually told me the other day because his ex-wife goes to the Salon she works at and she told EVERYONE about what he did to her. I also heard he got his License taken away so he can’t practice thats why it says that he is “retired”.
to ANONLost Wages says:
This douche is practicing in Vegas now and has the same f’ing commerical where the kid says “Daddy’s Baby Girl!”
to Lost Wagesanonymous says:
The new wife’s first daughter — not by Brown — has a father that is in prison — or maybe he escaped and is in Mexico. Anyway, how can the Brown hand place continue to run those commercials?
to anonymousPolitico Pablo says:
His wife looks uneasy in these TV commericals, as if she’s some kind of hostage.
to Politico PabloAnd the stations continue to run his commericals because they need the advertising dollars.
Sarah says:
I watched his kids in the daycare at the gym one of his wives attended, they always talked about how their new little brother was about to be born but the woman who brought them in was not pregnant. They were sweet little girls, and always had good things to say about their father. Generally kids from bad households have behavioral issues, say odd things, and generally act out for attention and his girls were not like that at all. Well mannered and loved to color and play with the kitchen set. I think people should not just spout things off about people just for fun, this man may be in a really bad place in his life but everyone should just leave him alone…it is none of your business what his problems are.
to Sarahwootie says:
“Daddy’s Baby Girl!” Who doesn’t know who this guy is? All I have to say is LEAVE MATTRESS MACK OUT OF THIS or else.
to wootieDaddys baby girl says:
All I have to say is I’m a better person for hearing the brown hand commercial. It has changed my life and motivated me to find an academy buy a shotgun and blow my brains out. Thanks for the commercial.
Daddys baby gurl
to Daddys baby girlKrazyGuy says:
My family told me about this guy… how he doesnt even have a medical lic. anymore but how he teaches his phony “technique” to other resident doctors still learning. This guy needs to be put to sleep and buried alive.
to KrazyGuyAnonymous says:
he is buying up all of the property around his house to make some kind of super compound so that he can beat his wives in privacy
to Anonymousto the bitch who posted this says:
i knpw Dr. brown, and i know why your hating your probably another gold digger trying to get into his pockets but u couldnt get too far so now your mad. his wife is a crack head who cant even take care of the children. which older two are hers not his btw, his children are his life u fucking loser. get a life and find someone else to break$$$$$$
to to the bitch who posted thisAnonymous says:
Again, another jealous hater, his wife was a wonderful, loving MOTHER, WIFE, AND FRIEND! THE BEST ACTUALLY and it’s a blessing if you had the chance to know her, she always protected his sorry ass….your the idiot. you must want his $$$$. Idiots.
to AnonymousA.realhandsurgeon says:
If his personal life is not what it seems… Daddy’s baby girl indeed. There should be a thorough investigation of his business practices. It’s well known among real surgeons that his brown carpal release was actually invented by a surgeon named Agee. This doctor and disgraced surgeon is a fraud on so many levels.
to A.realhandsurgeonAnonymous says:
So Rachel is a high school dropout, out of wedlock mother & she does Cocaine? How long did Rachel work at the Men’s Club?
to Anonymous