THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This sk*nk is Marissa L*wis who thinks she is hot sh*t at the bar she works at on Bourbon. Other then the few STDs she has some might say she pretty……..BUT would you Nik?
Answer: No, her eyes are way too far apart and she smells like noodles.
the dude says:
i found waldo. he’s passed out on some ugly broad
to the dudeBupster says:
I’d def. pound that pootie, she is a cutie!
to Bupsterrevealer of truths says:
Shitty photoshop to try and make her look pregnant….jealous?
to revealer of truthsAnonymous says:
that’s definetly not photoshopped. get in that posistion and your stomach will stick out especially if you’ve got a belly like she does.
to Anonymouswhores says:
what is this chick? she doessnt look asain at all, more like part black or hispanic maybe?
to whoresMegan says:
Actually I work with her and she really looks like that.
to MeganMegan says:
Here her facebook. No photoshop here.
to MeganDrew says:
I’ve seen that broad in the quarter. She looks like a walking STD for sure. Bitch got the clap.
to DrewDrew says:
I’ve seen that broad in the quarter! My boys say she banged anyone that waves 10 bucks her way which explains the nerds in the pictures with her.
to Drewgeauxtigers says:
aww this girl, my boyfriend works with her. she is really sweet!
to geauxtigerstruth speaker says:
I’m just gonna go ahead and guess that she didn’t bang the person who posted this. What horse sh*t, but it is kinda funny too.
to truth speakerLYLE LUQUETTE says:
what is this tool doing with his hands all over my woman..i swear to god i will knock this guy out big vic style.
to LYLE LUQUETTEBuffaloAjax says:
That top pic looks like she’s not as fast as her brother.
to BuffaloAjaxAnonymous says:
I actually feel really bad for this chic. 19 and she’s already a sad piece of Bourbon scum. Hanging out with all the quarter rats and she thinks it’s “cool”. Messing around with 32 yr old alcoholic bourbon bartenders and 28 yr old washed up whores with f’d up fake boobs… what business does a 19 yr old have down there? It’s too bad that she’s become another victim of the quarter… she’ll live her life tip after bar tip… struggling to pay her rent every month.. Invite some stranger to come live with her bc she needs someone to help her pay the bills. What a sad, sad life.
to AnonymousMarissa says:
“The Worlds First Ever Reality Blogger”
Maybe before you put the reality party in there you should go out and get the truth. This is ridiculous.
Nope not photo shopped an awkward position and a couple extra pounds does that to you,and good job whoever posted pictures of previous Halloweens.
STD’s? Really, are you jealous? Come up with something more original than saying that about any decent looking girl. Also, DREW, i’m guessing your friends and yourself were probably shot down at my bar. Better luck next time babe!!
Not asian or black at all. I am straight up mutt, a little bit of this little bit of that. Honestly don’t even know what i am. Yep that about clears it up.
Love Always,
to MarissaMarissa
Mel B says:
Ha! This chick showed me her tits once. She is rocking a refund gap. She is THAT easy. And Lyle everyone at BBC had there hands on this skeeze.
to Mel BAmanda says:
she’s really not that cute maybe thats why she bartend’ s at bbc.
to AmandaDj pisston says:
dear marissa,
How come when ever I do change over I run around busting my tail, and have to bring the night BBs everything thinking that they should do it for me? oh thats me in the pic….
to Dj pisstongeauxtigers says:
that is so far from a coherent statement that it gives me a headache
to geauxtigersMel B says:
This girl is 19? She looks like she 30….already a beat down hoe. Sadly that anonymous guy got it right. She is just going to be a quarter rat f*king 28 year old bartenders who refer to her as “that whore bartender I f*cked last night” for the rest of her sad little life until some sugar daddy comes and saves her.
to Mel Bjay says:
i think shes hot, quit hating
to jayMel B says:
she looks like a horse and has a chin that could cut diamonds. not to mention all the various STDs that come along. I think I got herpes just looking at the picture.
to Mel BBrittany... says:
okay so this is deff my big cousin and no whoever put this here is a liar she doswnt have STD’s seriously could you come up with something else like thats all you can say and yaall are all just pissed b.c none of yall look like that really.. shes beautiful and all of yall dont even know her just b.c she works on burbon dosent mean shes a hoe.. get your sh*t straight okayy…., and really it was halloween at least she had something on i bet half of all yall little h*es was walking around with yall fu*king b*0bs hangin out trying to get a guy and all she has to do i walk outside in sweat pants with no make up and they want her so gtff
to Brittany...lovee you ma missaa