Wow, Total Creeper

Posted in Portland, The Dirty | November 22nd, 2009

At the top of the creeper totem-pole

At the top of the creeper totem-pole

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- i dont even know where to start with this one! im surprised nobody has posted this kid already for you to see. Ried is his name and lets just say he is portlands biggest creeper. no matter if you know him or not, he will show up WHEREVER you are. if he isnt invited somewhere by a friend, he somehow already knows where people are meeting, and he meets up out of the blue. not to mention he smells like cat piss and beer. on top of ALL of that, he seems to know anything and everything about anyone and everyone, and tries to help them by talking to them when they dont even know who he is. CREEPER STATUS.

No doubt in my mind that this guy has 10 fake MySpace profiles.  I can tell by looking at his face.- nik




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