Ft. Lauderdale Cougar

Posted in Cougars, Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, The Dirty | December 2nd, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has gone through most of the guys here in “The Fort” so if you see on friday, look out. I am pretty sure she is pushing 30 and still going out, picking up guys on the internet and getting drunk on weekends. What is the cut off to be considered a cougar, 30?

Is it possible to have more of a man face than a man?  She needs to stop taking pictures with her face next to dudes faces.  The Cougar age is tricky… what do you think?  Because you have to classify 25 year old chicks with kids in the category don’t ya?- nik

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Ft. Lauderdale Cougar
  1. December 2, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    chuck norris says:

    I believe that the cougar age starts at 33. Because my friends, at 33 they begin to feel desperate… desperate for their youth again. Searching for that lost youth and living vicariously through young men in their prime.

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  2. December 2, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    Johnny Unitas says:

    25 year old with kids is its own classification. Pumas..

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  3. December 2, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    hmmm says:

    30 isn’t a courger you tard. More like 38+. When you turn 30 you are supposed to stop getting drunk on weekends? Idiot.

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  4. December 2, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    Anonymous says:

    A cougar is 40 and above..thats what i think

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  5. December 2, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    Dirt says:

    At 30? At that age you shouldn’t be getting blasted on a college night drink special but the weekends are still in game. What else are 30 year olds supposed to be doing with their weekends? If you’re successful in life, you deserve to kick back on those days.

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  6. December 2, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    me says:

    actually she would be a puma. A puma is the term for a girl in her thirties (or pushing thirties) who goes after younger guys. Cougars are 40+… HA HA!

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  7. December 2, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    dub says:

    In my opinion, cougars can be 28+, but I think it should be 31. a 25 year old with kids can be described as milfs with fu*k trophies or carry-ons

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  8. December 2, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    Have you kicked your Ginger today? says:

    29 isn’t even Milfy yet; is it all teenagers on this site now? That’s not a cougar, cougars are like 50…this girl still wants to be someone’s dreamkiller at 29. She better hurry up…

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  9. December 2, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    CaptainSoul says:

    about 40+ is cougar… but it is more than age, it is predatory behavior of youth… that with some money from her divorce.
    nik needs to figure a new term for the under-40 skanks… they are not cougars.

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  10. December 2, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    Hillary Duff says:

    Cougars are 40+ women with grown children and divorced two times out prowling for young beat it up d**k!!!

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  11. December 2, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    Dman says:

    I must admit I slept with her 4 years ago and all I can say is she was great and her body was bangin !

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  12. December 2, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    cumbucket says:

    Age 30-39 is a PUMA
    age 40+ COUGAR

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  13. December 2, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    anon says:

    I think looks have a lot to do with it. Some of you people might call me a cougar by my age, but the fact that people rarely think I’m over 22, and I got carded heavily the other day to buy a rated R movie takes my possible coug status away.

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  14. December 2, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    Dakota says:

    She likes to bang, so what? Don’t we all?

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  15. December 3, 2009 at 12:28 am

    Couga says:

    The true, old skool definition always was,and should remain, age 40 yrs and up AND on the hunt for Young man-meat

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  16. December 3, 2009 at 7:22 am

    Wha says:

    dont you have to be hot to be a cougar?

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  17. December 3, 2009 at 7:44 am

    Anonymous says:

    Shims can’t be cougars.

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  18. December 3, 2009 at 7:47 am

    Matt says:

    Cougar is 40+; Puma is 30+

    That you all knew that.

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  19. December 3, 2009 at 9:45 am

    Big Papa says:

    Seriously?
    I’ve had it from 18 – 50 and some of the old stuff is better than a lot of the young stuff. Those ‘cougars’ know how to handle the D and they know what they like so all the b.s. is removed from the equation.
    Guys, c’mon…if you like the way it looks – STAB IT!
    ALL puss is good, just in varying degrees!
    Scream it from the rooftops: I love ‘the puss!!!’

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  20. December 5, 2009 at 1:38 am

    Dunno says:

    Crazy stalker chick. She must have blown my buddies phone up one weekend trying to get tag teamed, when he would return her calls she found another couple of guys to fill in. Total hoe, gross.

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