Your Dream Girl

Posted in Hollywood, Manhattan, The Dirty | December 4th, 2009

Your dream girl

Your dream girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for some reason I really think you and here would make a cute couple.

Weird, I was thinking the same thing until I heard she boned Shannon Sharpe.  Probably explains the inner thigh gap.- nik

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Your Dream Girl
  1. December 4, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    turo says:

    aah no she’s a snicker licker…

    Reply to turo
  2. December 4, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    John SD says:

    Why in the hell would she sleep with him? Makes no sense at all.

    Reply to John SD
  3. December 4, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    Blondie says:

    Shes from South Africa and she’s completely gorgeous but Nik what happened to all this talk about +2s? She has absolutely none

    Reply to Blondie
  4. December 4, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    Lori says:

    what makes people think this girl would want him? i love that style!! i wouldnt wear it but its runway couture!

    Reply to Lori
  5. December 4, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    Fish says:

    Nik, you have no shot!!!

    Reply to Fish
  6. December 4, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    phuq u says:

    eww, i just googled shannon sharpe- this hoe needs standards but i guess money blinds sluts. Its the way of the world funnily enough

    Reply to phuq u
    • December 4, 2009 at 3:05 pm

      so legit is ridic says:

      You had to google him?! Please tell me you aren’t a guy and if you are, you are definately forgy…… On a side not, the sharpester took her down?! Wow.

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      • December 5, 2009 at 10:18 am

        phuq u says:

        unlike your dweeby ass i was busy having a life, taxing your mother while making her airtight. Ive seen Sharpe commenting on games and know he used to play . I dont go around remembering guy names, i play the sport- dont follow it ,you dumb assmagnet.

        Reply to phuq u
  7. December 4, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    bullz-eye says:

    Actually, Nik should have said…

    “I was thinking the same thing until she laughed in my face.”

    Reply to bullz-eye
  8. December 4, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    franky says says:

    dem legs is Longggggg. imagine have that wrapped around your face…yummy

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  9. December 4, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    Anon says:

    Does anyone at The Dirty know how to spell?

    Reply to Anon
  10. December 4, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    KC Dirty Police says:

    Someone please tell Shannon Sharpe that there isn’t an “s” in every word.

    Reply to KC Dirty Police
  11. December 4, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    WTF says:

    Sterling gets no love!

    Reply to WTF
  12. December 4, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    Straight Up J says:

    Hooman, you’re falling victim to your own faux fame. You have no shot in hell with the VS girls. Keep that dream alive, yeah right!

    Reply to Straight Up J
  13. December 4, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    rig says:

    she is still a 5.38267 in s.c.

    Reply to rig
  14. December 4, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    i said it... says:

    I can atest that she probably didnt bone Shannon Sharpe. She’s S. African. And as a fellow S. African ( US and S. African Citizen) we dont go for the blacks.

    Reply to i said it...
  15. December 4, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    Everbodys got problems... says:

    God help if girls were as picky about guys past “love quests”..no one would be boning.

    Reply to Everbodys got problems...
  16. December 4, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    Height? says:

    Isn’t she a full head taller than you?

    Reply to Height?
  17. December 4, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    Dman says:

    She would do for a while. Then when I got bored I would pull a Tiger on her !!! Next !

    Reply to Dman
  18. December 4, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    rob says:

    Why would she want to bon a 40yr old nig, surly she can do betr than that

    Reply to rob
  19. December 4, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    Dahlia says:

    What an inventive outfit in the bottom pic. I just love it. Couldn’t wear it, but I love it! Kudos to the designer — and the lovely lady for making it a total knockout!

    Reply to Dahlia
  20. December 4, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    MR. tee says:

    Shannon Sha*p was caught in her barn stealing sugar cubes and hay.

    Reply to MR. tee
  21. December 4, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    bigdog sons says:

    I heard it was Bill Co*her, not Shannon………..

    Reply to bigdog sons
  22. December 4, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    toss-my-salad says:

    what is going on with her nose in the first pic?

    Reply to toss-my-salad
  23. December 4, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    Dakota says:

    Nik, set some context bro. What’s the story behind her banging Sharp?

    Reply to Dakota
  24. December 4, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    Backwoods says:

    Using Shannon’s a convenient out, nik. Don’t worry though – no excuses needed here. It’s not like anyone thought you had a shot with her anyway.

    Reply to Backwoods
  25. December 4, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    MR.BRONCO.... says:

    Shannon Sharp = Magilla Gorilla

    Reply to MR.BRONCO....
  26. December 4, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    The Dude says:

    Another hot girls to take off the list. Girls, you need to understand that these foolish one night stands can have long term effects.

    Reply to The Dude
  27. December 4, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    Truth Hurts says:

    White women love the Purple Crayon…sorry all you microc*ck guys…it’s the truth, whether you like it or not…

    Reply to Truth Hurts
  28. December 4, 2009 at 10:50 pm

    kjj says:

    thats how you spell it, enough with the fucking stars. no one gives a shit about this site.

    Reply to kjj
  29. December 4, 2009 at 10:51 pm

    kjj says:

    cowher

    Reply to kjj
  30. December 4, 2009 at 10:51 pm

    rob says:

    she would never in a million years want anything to do with you, nic. it’s laughable that you would even think to criticize her.

    Reply to rob
  31. December 5, 2009 at 1:42 am

    yowzer says:

    ALL WHITE WOMEN LOVE THE PURPLE CRAYON IDIOTS, WHITE GUYS ARE IGNORANT TO THINK OTHERWISE… WHY ELSE IS THE TOP SELLING DILDO BLACK HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHA

    Reply to yowzer
    • December 5, 2009 at 10:22 am

      phuq u says:

      whats second best selling, pink or orange ?Colors dont mean anything, Another typical black guy thinking about c*cks and their stereotypes.

      Reply to phuq u
    • December 5, 2009 at 3:44 pm

      wait says:

      haha what? u wish that was the case girls complain about the size being to big a lot more than they complain about it being small. So your “theory” is FALSE.

      Reply to wait
  32. December 5, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    Lesson for the Ignorant says:

    That’s the fifth VS model I heard that’s doing a black dude. Purple crayons don’t deserve the angel coloring books.

    Reply to Lesson for the Ignorant
  33. December 6, 2009 at 10:50 am

    CanadianChick says:

    Wait….

    um…

    why does anyone care who Nik is attracted to?
    He has extremely limited taste…so what?
    Why does that make everyone so concerned with who he would say “yes” to?

    Also, who cares if he has a chance with these women?
    What does that have to do with anything? It’s not like he searches the internet for pictures of hot chicks, freaking submitters do it for him!

    The dude basically gets paid to tell strangers if he finds women in random pictures attractive.

    Anyone else see how insanely clever that is?

    Reply to CanadianChick
  34. December 7, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Love Shannon sharp. and wow people that are having to google him are pathetic, especially if you are a guy. Turn on ESPN for pete’s sake!

    Reply to Anonymous
  35. December 13, 2009 at 12:26 am

    KR says:

    What’s her name?

    Reply to KR
  36. December 5, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    DZ says:

    wow dude you just used a line from we are douchebags way to go douche and if your PLAY it then you would know who is flag football with your promo buddies doesn’t count

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