10 Reasons She Should Be A Dirty Celeb

December 1, 2009 Ft. Lauderdale, Gayviator, Miami, The Dirty 78


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I wanna lobby to make Erika Underw**d (aka Erika gives me wood) a new dirty celebrity.  I mean she has all the attributes..she is f*ckin hot but does have a hook nose and does need +2′s (which go hand in hand with being a dirty celeb..she will have them in 2-4 weeks), and all dirty girls are flawed but think they are perfect.  She is dating, or should I say her number 1 dude in her life is Gayviator which should already qualify her for being a new dirty celeb, we can expose Gayviators and hers f*cked up relationship and all the guys she bangs behind his back.  Everytime this girl goes out she starts some kinda craziness, she makes out with multiple chicks a night, hangs out with a ton of hot girls and dresses like a sl*t (check, check, check and check).  She gets flown around the world by guys to party and be a dirty girl, she is a cocktail server, and pretty much a sl*t..hope gayviator knows she is a sl*t..so anyways Nik I think thats more then enough to make her a dirty celebrity…if u need anything else i got it, secrets, guys she banged, crazy stories about her you name it..so ya next step naming the b*tch.

DIRTY ARMY, what do you think?  The chick does think she runs Miami and realistically if she didn’t have an ass she would be a nobody.  What should we name her?- nik