THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I wanna lobby to make Erika Underw**d (aka Erika gives me wood) a new dirty celebrity. I mean she has all the attributes..she is f*ckin hot but does have a hook nose and does need +2′s (which go hand in hand with being a dirty celeb..she will have them in 2-4 weeks), and all dirty girls are flawed but think they are perfect. She is dating, or should I say her number 1 dude in her life is Gayviator which should already qualify her for being a new dirty celeb, we can expose Gayviators and hers f*cked up relationship and all the guys she bangs behind his back. Everytime this girl goes out she starts some kinda craziness, she makes out with multiple chicks a night, hangs out with a ton of hot girls and dresses like a sl*t (check, check, check and check). She gets flown around the world by guys to party and be a dirty girl, she is a cocktail server, and pretty much a sl*t..hope gayviator knows she is a sl*t..so anyways Nik I think thats more then enough to make her a dirty celebrity…if u need anything else i got it, secrets, guys she banged, crazy stories about her you name it..so ya next step naming the b*tch.
DIRTY ARMY, what do you think? The chick does think she runs Miami and realistically if she didn’t have an ass she would be a nobody. What should we name her?- nik
CandyMan says:
Beak of the East.
to CandyMansuper scrotum says:
Name her “nervous face”. She is trying to smile, but looks scared shitless in every picture.
to super scrotumHale says:
A poor man’s Jessica Burciaga.
to HaleKnow It All says:
Her name should be GOOSE. She is Gayviators wing girl. It is only fitting.
to Know It Alllets call her says:
RatAbooty
to lets call herMaverickMan says:
ASSliction
to MaverickManme says:
no. she’s fug.
to meRon says:
She has nice cheeks. How avout Sweet Cheeks?
to RonMojay says:
Rumpty Dumpty
to MojayDrEndo says:
Erika + Derrier = DerriErika
to DrEndoLeslie says:
Hahaha YES.
to LeslieVega$guy says:
i don’t think she should be a dirty celeb. She is too good for that. She is gorgeous, has the nicest body and the greatest ass. She does not need +2 at all and she really isn’t as cocky as you guys make her out to be. I have run into her in Vegas a couple of times and she is very cool.
Plus she doesn’t flaunt her shit all over the internet. She is basically a lingerie model. Keep her out of the Dirty Army’s hands.
to Vega$guyanonymous says:
oh, shut up. just because you ran into her doesn’t mean you know how UGLY and FAKE she is. I wish you ran into her sister – then you would be running to the hills.
to anonymousitalianstud says:
are u trying to imply that her sister is ugly?
to italianstudanonymous says:
she IS ugly
to anonymousitlianstud says:
if you think you are prettier then her,put your picture up
to itlianstudJEN B says:
my sh*t covered a**hole is prettier than her.
to JEN Bsanbob says:
Since she only has her ass going for her…….How ’bout
“ASSALOT”
to sanbobsoflgrl says:
Shes ugly! Deff NOT Dirty Celeb material!
to soflgrlSmokey McPot says:
Butter Face, of course…nik you said it your self, everything looks good butt er face
to Smokey McPotWang Dang Dong says:
Ass-Ho.
to Wang Dang Dongugh says:
I hate this fag.
to ughD.I.P. says:
ASSaholic
to D.I.P.Anonymous says:
She looks like she’s smelling shit all the time so something along those lines….
to Anonymousnursenancy says:
Toucan. You could paint that beak every shade of the rainbow and she’d instantly be a large-assed member of the rain forrest.
to nursenancyJim says:
I’d hit it!
to JimHeavens to Betsy says:
How about -2′s?
to Heavens to Betsyjtt63 says:
gwa- girl with ass
to jtt63Anonymous says:
name her “dirt assty”
to AnonymousFreak A leak says:
name her “Dirt Assty”
to Freak A leakMERF says:
Mucho Graci-ass
to MERFohyouknow says:
moons over my hammy. i love denny’s
to ohyouknow: says:
shes got a million dollar body with a food stamp face
to :Ziggy says:
Ace No Face
to Ziggymatt says:
this is it right here
to mattxyz says:
I like Goose.
to xyzblondechic says:
Hook and Sinker
to blondechicpred says:
justass
to predDuke Bunswalker says:
Thunderdumps!!!!!
to Duke Bunswalkerevil one says:
she’s kinda got that ferritt face thing goin on
to evil onehow about feroshass
Anonymous says:
How about Mrs Ro”beak”inson. She’s old like Mrs Robinson but with a beak.
to Anonymoustrooojans says:
asstastic
to trooojans+2 Posse says:
How about Mrs Ro”beak”inson. She’s old like Mrs Robinson but with a beak.
to +2 Possegold coast kid says:
thunderdumps
to gold coast kidfunny.. says:
I like Goose! That is the best one by far.
to funny..Anonymous says:
I think it should be “buttherass” instead of “butterface”
to AnonymousCarmen San Diego says:
Ft. Kardashatrash…it sounds sort of like abracadabra which suites her Criss Angel “gayviator” as well.
to Carmen San DiegoJeff says:
Jeff’s wh*re. Why not? I got nothin’ else goin’ on.
to JeffMizI says:
Toucan. Cause of that Toucan Sam she’s got going on…
to MizIRamon111 says:
To add onto “Know it All’s” original idea how about “LooseGoose” or “GoosegotmeLoose” but i think that’s too long. I’d have to say LooseGoose
to Ramon111Tecumseh says:
“Miami V-ass”
to TecumsehRamon111 says:
Is she more SoBe or Fort Lauderdale? Where does she work and hangout? I don’t know something like VoodooGoose say if shes a fort lauderdale voodoo girl. I’m giving it a shotgun approach
to Ramon111srsly says:
captain hook
to srslyNeedmo says:
Earlier post, but I kinda dig Goose
to NeedmoThe BAR Charlotte crap had me crying from laughter... class! - class! - class! says:
She took a picture a picture with “Angel”…. that alone speaks volumes…..
to The BAR Charlotte crap had me crying from laughter... class! - class! - class!KingMarthaStewart says:
lets not be rude people, she is a human being….So I think her name should be Cock”The Ass”Tail Server….but that might be too long…so how about ShadesPrivateAss or SPA for short..lord knows shes probably an expert at the “Spa”
to KingMarthaStewartDman says:
She is perfect in every way except the men she dates. They are all losers.
to Dman