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How You Know Your A Douchebag
Posted in Chicago, The Dirty | December 10th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Marc D, DJ extraordinaire. This guy thinks he is king of the world, classic douchebag. Lets look at a few examples of why this guy is a douchebag…of course he rocks a bandana and a bandana hat douche combination. He owns and takes pictures with his guns, alongside a fellow gay douche. He owns a Nissan 350z lol oh wait, I should say leases a 350 z. He rocks chin straps, wierd peacock hair, tweezes his eyebrows and puts so much cologne on that you can smell him a mile away. Nik this guy thinks he is so big time, he gets mad when you don’t know him or let him in anywhere. He expects to be at every venue and tells everyone he was supposed to play but couldn’;t for whatever bullshit reason he gives you. He sleeps with the sluttiest girls in town, he is the creeper who lures you to an after party which no one is at. He is super short and thinks he can model which is the biggest joke…Nik I could go own and own about how much of a douchebag this guy is but I think putting him on blast will give this superstar a harsh reality check.
I just can’t get over how his chin is connected to his neck.- nik
Clown School says:
this guy is the biggest bitch i know
to Clown SchoolLol says:
You know you’re ugly when your nose is bigger than your d!ck, and his nose aint that big.
to LolLOLLLLLLLL says:
O M G
hahahahahahaaa REEETARRRDDD
lol
Midget Dork Douche in every possible sense of the word
and now we know ur a puss ass who wont use ur guns cuz now the whole world has evidence – stupid wannabe gangstah
Nice face, hair, EYEBROWS, creepy colored chin hair thing
and small wee-wee
HAHAHAHAHAAA
to LOLLLLLLLLMARC D says:
ya well my dick is.
to MARC DTyler Durdan says:
he looks like an Italion Hobbit,
to Tyler DurdanMARC D says:
blow me bitch. you probablly look like ass hole on a popsicle stick
to MARC DTainted Pleasure says:
This guy would get destroyed in any town that actually mattered. What a fag
to Tainted Pleasureminidouche says:
dude, you would get crushed in any big city. shows how much chicago sucks
to minidoucheno says:
He has a penis growing on his face. I hear thats a side effect of actually living in the tree where you bake the cookies.
to noMARC D says:
Ya but the fudge we use is supposed to stop the growing.. i might have to call the tech out to take a look at my tree. I’ll keep you updated though homie
to MARC DDave says:
Airsoft is so 2003.
to DaveIbleedPURPLEnGOLD says:
No wonder Chicago girls are coming to L.A. all the time. Douches like this, are scaring them away.
to IbleedPURPLEnGOLDMARC D says:
They actually go to Vegas, not LA.
LA is full of too many queers like yourself. Even the gay men in chicago aren’t gay enough to live in LA.
Blow me B!tch
to MARC DMARC D YOURE A LOSER says:
HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE DOCTOR ABOUT YOUR “RAZOR BURN” YET??? EWWWWWWW HERPES BOY
to MARC D YOURE A LOSERAnonymous says:
Nik I could go “own and own” about how much of a douchebag this guy is but I think putting him on blast will give this superstar a harsh reality check.
I think you meant to say “on and on”… you must have been to busy playing with your ball sack and downloading pictures of me while you were typing this.
All good though…
-MARC D-
oh.. and there was no reality check and i’ll still wear my douchebag bandana hat combo! lol
Thank you bitches…
to Anonymousmarc d says:
Nik I could go “own and own” about how much of a douchebag this guy is but I think putting him on blast will give this superstar a harsh reality check.
I think you meant to say “on and on”… you must have been to busy playing with your ball sack and downloading pictures of me while you were typing this.
All good though…
-MARC D-
oh.. and there was no reality check and i’ll still wear my douchebag bandana hat combo! lol
Thank you bitches…
to marc dlemon drop says:
awwwwww marky! i love him
to lemon dropmmm... says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
to mmm...mark says:
anyone who spells mark with a C is a homo. true story
to markMARC D says:
your a fag.. true story
to MARC Dthe REAL Marc D says:
it’s pronounced “MARSE”
and Im not gay.. i just plug my headphone jack in my butt and dance to Lady Gaga
to the REAL Marc DJD says:
Shave his head and give him a shell. I have no idea how his friends didn’t give him the nickname Turtle.
to JDCeezee!! says:
hahahahahaha
to Ceezee!!MARC D says:
Next flyer will put DJ Turtle.. i promise… just for you buddy!
to MARC Dspelling says:
your
to spellingyou’re
MARC D says:
No… actually your wrong. It’s “your” playing with “your ball sack”
look it up fag
to MARC DUm, no midget douche...SPELLCHECK says:
it’s “You’re” …as in You-are a ridiculous clown
You’re ugly
Your whole style is Whackk
You’re not even tall enough to get pissed on by R Kelly
Your eyebrows look like Grover from sesame street
You’re checking the dirty every five minutes to try and think of a wise ass comment to defend Your little dorky self
Your nose has 20 different angles like the stealth bomber, so you’re undetectable by radar
UR perfect for the dirty……and believe me we’ll be seeing a lot Mo’re ….hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
to Um, no midget douche...SPELLCHECKmeg says:
oompa loompa dupity doo…
to megMARC D says:
“i gotta present waiting for you..”
to MARC Da present???????? says:
is it a picture of you’re little wee wee?
to a present????????Marc says:
Those are real guns. I shoot them all the time. I am real good at shooting guns. I do not think I am a gangsta, but beware, I do have connections.
If you call me Turtle, I will come to your house and replace everything in your closet with the same type of clothes I wear.
Take that b*tches.
-MARC D-
PS It’s not true!! Spelling your name with a C does not make you gay, sucking on C makes you gay!! Stupid. BTW – I am not gay, my mom says I am just confused.
to MarcCeezee!! says:
You should use those connections to get a hook up on some stilts.
to Ceezee!!MARC D says:
That’s a great idea! than i’ll stick the stilts up your girls couter till she bleeds fat boy!
to MARC DTony from da Naybah-hood, ay oh ay says:
ya i got connections….oooooo…….beware….
u got nothin
to Tony from da Naybah-hood, ay oh ayQuestion says:
Nik, why do you keep erasing submits? They contain zero “bad” words.
What do you keep?
Jeez dude, grow some.
to QuestionTyler Durdan says:
Listen Guido Baggens, why are you still talking,,,,,,,
to Tyler DurdanLT says:
Is this this the 3rd of 4th time on here Marc? You gotta show me your guns some time btw. Enough of this B.S. Crobar NYE??
to LTMARC D says:
i think this is only the second.. i’m researching though.. i have the day off of work today so i got plenty of time.. ya know? lol
to MARC DMARC D says:
ya fo sho! Crobar NYE!!! I got tix for the W too.. I heard theres no more rooms with 2 beds available so that kinda sucks…oh wait.. I’m a d bag and i like sucking c*ck so i just might like that …right?! hahaha
you can tickle my butt hole while i sleep. I’ll probablly like that too since i’m so gay and my mom says that i’m just confused lol.
but ya i’m down for cro too
to MARC DMARC D says:
Ya bro i’m down for cro on nye. I got tix for the W too… but i heard that theres no more rooms with 2 beds available so that sucks but whatever! I figured since i’m such a homo and i love c*ck so much that maybe we can just share the bed and you can tickle my butt hole all night right while i sleep!!??? Just don’t tell the girlfriends hahaha
but anyway ya… i’m down for crobar man.
to MARC Dmarc is so gay says:
UR SO GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
and real ugly lol
to marc is so gayJOHN GLUCK says:
hay marc im da scottsdale version of yew
to JOHN GLUCKmaybah we can finger each others buttholes while we firstpump to sum hardstyle
LT says:
CROBAR!!!!!!!!!!!
We’re the 30K millies spending only $50 for open bar at CRO NYE!
Ha Ha!
to LTpeppy skittles says:
this guy is a c*ke tweek and is always shaking like a crack baby
to peppy skittlesJBE says:
WHATS UP LITTLE MAN? IS YOUR BOY NICK TIBBETTS STILL RAMMING YOU EVERY NIGHT??
to JBElol says:
okay me and one of my best friends were at zg, maybe 7 or 8 yrs ago and he kept jumping in our pictures bc he said he needed to have pictures with hot girls, I just kind of laughed it off, but it was happening every single weekend, I wonder if he still goes there haha. Lets just say we had to cut him out of all our old pictures.
to lolMARC D says:
Well..if i took pictures with you at zg than i can assure you that you definitely were cut out of my pictures as well since I NEVER saw a decent looking girl there.. and 7 or 8 years ago i was only 15 and wasn’t even hanging out at zero so you must be one of the underage cum shots that think she’s cool becasue she’s going downtown now.
Blow me b!tch.
to MARC DMARC D says:
Well..if i took pictures with you at zg than i can assure you that you definitely were cut out of my pictures as well since I NEVER saw a descent looking girl there.. and 7 or 8 years ago i was only 15 and wasn’t even hanging out at zero so you must be one of the underage kum shots that think she’s cool becasue she’s going downtown now.
Blow me b!tch.
to MARC DLT says:
The Asian that popped Nick’s cherry dancingbear.com/t2/pps=dancingbear/trailers/db6292-special-delivery.html
to LTmarc di pietro says:
i known this faggot kid for years.
scared little bitch. type of kid who would pee his pants if u got in his face.
to marc di pietroMARC D says:
ya thats me…
to MARC DHAHA says:
ahhh hahaha I went to Elmhurst College with this guy everyone there thought he was a COMPLETE JOKE and his brother now goes there is is carrying on the DOUCH tradition!!
All I can say is their father must be reallll proud! Jesus christ.
This kid has so much smoke to blow up your ass, is he still Dj’ing at Energy?
Jesus this guy is a complete joke.
to HAHA13123 says:
him and his brother (JOHNNY) are the biggest d bags alive.
to 13123DOUCHEEE says:
guys like this make me gag, we should deport them all to the jersey shore to die:-)
to DOUCHEEEthis bitch says:
at least he is a nice guy. with a sexy little brother. :]
to this bitchdan catalyst says:
ive seen this kid around, never with any records tho’
to dan catalystCeezee!! says:
The razor burn was actually a thumb burn. That’s what happens when he doesn’t lube…
to Ceezee!!Ceezee!! DA-Strong!! says:
Marse? Short fort Marcie? bahahahahahahahahahahaha. Wow, your such a wittle guy…
to Ceezee!! DA-Strong!!