Lost Jersey Shore Housemate

Posted in Jersey, Rutgers, The Dirty | December 12th, 2009

LOST JERSEY SHORE HOUSEMATE

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is this the lost 9th housemate of MTV’s Jersey Shore? What do you think he is thinking when he looks in a mirror?

He is thinking “I don’t have enough collars.- nik

 

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Lost Jersey Shore Housemate
  1. December 12, 2009 at 10:56 am

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    that is my brother pedro!! HE IS A GAY!!

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  2. December 12, 2009 at 11:04 am

    Luddite says:

    My mom wore that exact same lipstick back in the 1960’s.

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  3. December 12, 2009 at 11:25 am

    Anon says:

    This should have been a captions of the day.

    I think he was trying to tell people he is gay by creating a rainbow effect with the multiple different colored shirts and collars. lol

    Reply to Anon
  4. December 12, 2009 at 11:36 am

    A REAL DJ! says:

    The guy looks like Cro-Magnon man. Is he making a “kissy face” too? Or is that just his primative non-evolution self coming out?

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  5. December 12, 2009 at 11:47 am

    Lol says:

    What on earth possessed this guy to put on 4 collared shirts and lipstick??

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  6. December 12, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    Anonymous says:

    What on earth was this guy thinking when he put on 4 collared shirts and a thick coating of lipstick??

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  7. December 12, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    Lol says:

    What on earth was this guy thinking when he put on 4 collared shirts and a thick coating of lipstick??

    Reply to Lol
  8. December 12, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Wait….what is this dudes race? I legit can’t tell and its creeping me out. IS HE SERIOUS?!?!?

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  9. December 12, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    BlackmanInAmerica says:

    This is ultimate douchebagness

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  10. December 12, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    Anonymous says:

    trout pout on a guy? thats so disgusting…and is he supposed to white or mexican?

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  11. December 12, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    420420420420420 says:

    blue STEEL?F*G

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  12. December 12, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    best comment says:

    he is thinking if hatin is your occupation , he has a full time job for ya!

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  13. December 12, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    kit kat says:

    his dry lips creep me the f*ck out.

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  14. December 12, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    chittykats says:

    Tiger Woods should have laid off the GHB before press announcements?

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  15. December 12, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    lynn says:

    what shade of lipstick is he wearing?

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  16. December 12, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    mr tee says:

    He’s thing “I wanna suck a dick

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  17. December 12, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    livefreely says:

    niogggerrrrr

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  18. December 12, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    air says:

    how much you wanna bet his other collars are $9.99 Macy’s brand polos and the one on top is a sewn-on Lacoste logo?

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  19. December 12, 2009 at 9:09 pm

    wylie says:

    haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  20. December 13, 2009 at 10:17 am

    jay says:

    he looks lika a futre pedophile

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  21. December 13, 2009 at 11:14 am

    G says:

    i dont always drink beer but when I do I prefer Dos Equis

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  22. December 13, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    Lilly says:

    Scare me!

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  23. December 13, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    Whaaaa?!!!?!! says:

    That is the gayest Puerto Rican I have ever seen. I know all P.R. guys are bi, but this guy is full blown gay.

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  24. December 13, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    Ex Lax says:

    majik mirror an the wall make my balls touch the floor.. an his legs disappeared

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  25. December 14, 2009 at 1:38 am

    Nathan Foya says:

    I got nothin for this one. Hes too Douche to even touch.

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  26. December 14, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    Anonymous says:

    he looks like a noodle

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  27. January 4, 2010 at 8:05 pm

    lilly says:

    HI

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