Guidos Give Girls False Hope

Posted in Jersey, New York, The Dirty | December 21st, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik why do guidos always give girls false hope…Since they will pretty much tell a girl anything to sleep with them, all these lil guido lover girls think they are the hottest sh*t on the planet.  This is Mary, her shirt reads “I Love Guidos” sums up this little ball of joy.  This girl could be a model if she wanted, she is just too busy…right Mary lol you are a joke, your ugly, your dating a guido and you think you are the hottest sh*t around.

Guidos aren’t real Italians.  They are their own race now.  They are like the Spam of meat.- nik

Tags: fat chick, guido lover, Jersey, model, new jersey, Would You?



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Guidos Give Girls False Hope
  1. December 21, 2009 at 11:20 am

    bahaha!!! says:

    YUKKY!!!

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  2. December 21, 2009 at 11:23 am

    bahaha!!! says:

    look nik… her stomach sticks out farther than her boobs… GROSS!!!

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  3. December 21, 2009 at 11:28 am

    Cuba USA says:

    “This girl could be a model if she wanted, she is just too busy”

    Yeah too busy eating cheesecake!

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  4. December 21, 2009 at 11:45 am

    Anonymous says:

    A model for what? Lane Bryant?

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  5. December 21, 2009 at 11:57 am

    m says:

    Ui! look in the mirror, I can see her massive gut. I wanna puke!

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  6. December 21, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    Crashdaddy says:

    A model for what? Paper bags?

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  7. December 21, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    my opinion... says:

    Guidos aren’t real Italians. They are their own race now. They are like the Spam of meat.- nik

    i have never agreed with you on anything more than this statement lol

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  8. December 21, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    Maynard says:

    A model for Huge Gut Unlimited

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  9. December 21, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    Bills says:

    NASTY

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  10. December 21, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    buttalegs says:

    amen…guidos do not equal italian….

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  11. December 21, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    Sticky says:

    No Nik, they’re like scrapple… It’s a Jersey thing and 5k times worse than spam. Fits them to a T

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  12. December 21, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    jeff says:

    guidos are trash…no real italian ever calls themselves a guido or a wap. classy italians stay away from that pu*ssy gotti hair do

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  13. December 21, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    WTD says:

    guidos are NOT italians thats for sure

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  14. December 21, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    Luddite says:

    Fat girls swallow.

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  15. December 21, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    shutupnsukit says:

    Guidos….are not Italian!!!! The dark haired, dark skinned, dark eyed so called Italians are in fact Sicilians! As Dennis Hopper said so eloquently in True Romance “Sicilians still carry that n*gger gene” thanks to Moors conquest of Sicily which changed the bloodline of that region forever and helped deliver the douchiest group of people the Northeast has ever seen!

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  16. December 21, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    chittykats says:

    I agree with Crudite but, really…
    Nik’s statement is like saying Italians aren’t just Mexicans from somewhere else.

    Reply to chittykats
  17. December 22, 2009 at 12:43 am

    HOLYSH*T says:

    This cannot be a real woman. I think this is really a she-male named Marty!

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  18. December 22, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    Umm says:

    ITALIANS ARE A RACE GUIDOS A DISGRACE!

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  19. December 27, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    Anonymous says:

    guidos are ruining the joy of being italian, im proud to b italian but far from proud to b associated with guidos

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  20. January 19, 2010 at 3:32 am

    really? says:

    why do fat clowns think they can model? i recommend not eating agian

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  21. January 24, 2010 at 10:28 am

    tru says:

    i think shes cute

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