Dirty 007

December 3, 2009 P-Nazi, Scottsdale, The Dirty 25

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was out to lunch with my boss, and spotted P-Nazi at Paradise Bakery near Gainey Ranch.  I didn’t want to make a bad impression in front of her, but I had to sneak a picture while she wasn’t looking.  For reasons of job security in these lovely economic times,  this was the best I could do.  I overheard a phone conversation he was having and he was interested in getting some steroids in order to become “bigger.”  I think he may need an intervention…..although he was looking a little small.

He doesn’t need anything.  He is P-Nazi… hes like a super hero.  A God in Scottsdale.- nik



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Esco Train

December 3, 2009 San Diego 29

 

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, The blonde is Nikki a Wh*re that loves that mairne Penis, The Dark Hair Krusty Lips is Miss Leah. What do you think of thses Females Nick? would YOU Smash?

It looks like she smeared pumpkin mush all over her cheeks.- nik



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Stretchmarks

December 3, 2009 Houston 30

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stretchmark slut

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Kashea… she is the biggest slut in Humble, TX… You can usually find her whoring around Stetsons, on the prowl for her next victim of the night. She has the worst +2′s and stretchmarks; looks like a tiger somewhere is missing its stripes!!

I don’t think I have seen boobs that weathered before, they look worse then her.  It looks like 2 wrinkly balls on her chest.- nik



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Midwest Hottie With Some +2′s

December 3, 2009 The Dirty, Wisconsin 75

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Midwest Hottie w/ sum Totties

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a hottie from the south western area of Wisconsin. Def. representing the midwest well. Incredible in my opinion coming from such a bum state. What do you think?

I think if those are real she is going to be fat as hell in two more seasons. To whatever guy that is probably dating her thinking about marriage because she is the best you ever had, don’t be fooled by this Wisconsin fake-out.  She is a DreamKiller.- nik



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Trophy Girlfriends

December 3, 2009 Sacramento, Would You? 134

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TROPHY GIRLFRIENDS

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jamie(right) and Alyssa(left). two girls from sac that every guy wishes they had. they call them trophy girlfriends cuz they think that they are perfect!! however no one has anything bad so say about them except the girls that wish they were them! they party hard but can handle there alcohol like champs! guys love them and girls wanna be them. i wanna know, would you!?

Trophy girlfriends with douchebag boyfriends.  It sounds like their boyfriends posted this to try and show off…Too bad your chicks are beat, and their amateur hour photoshop sklls has done nothing for them.- nik



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Nik Richie’s Internet Stalker Report

December 3, 2009 Hollywood, The Dirty 4

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Nas arrested for DUI. The Hollywood Gossip

Kourtney Kardashian is about to pop. MoeJackson

Here are the 2010 Grammy nominations. Allie Is Wired

Meredith Baxter opens up. Nikki Gossip

Tiger Woods offered endorsements for cheating. Evil Beet Gossip

A Levi Johnston porno is officially in the works. Hollywood On Crack

Tiger Woods press conference was cancelled. Bricks and Stones

Adam Lambert appearances getting cancelled left and right. PopSquire

Ronnie Wood assaults girlfriend. Celebrity Smack

Lindsay Lohan is a homewrecker. Anything Hollywood

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Dj With No Game!

December 3, 2009 Oregon, Oregon State 32

Dj with no game!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik look at this doushebag Dj trying to look tight. After spending thousands on the equipment, he still has yet to find his game. I have attened many of his gigs and have yet to see him with a girl. Maybe hes for the gays, what do you think Nik?

Just a loser who thought DJ’in would get him chicks or into the party.  He looks like one of those super excited guys who streaks or jumps off the roof, something dumb at parties.  I bet he hasn’t had a call back yet?.- nik



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