Break Up Advice


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, would you take break up advice from this douche?

Hell yeah… this guy is dead on.  He probably slays b*tches.- nik


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  1. December 23, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    wow says:

    gay kermit the frog

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  2. December 23, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Dolamite says:

    Is this that same forgy that cried for America to LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE

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  3. December 23, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    lol says:

    lol he cant speak properly why would he record himself

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  4. December 23, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    Drinkman says:

    This guy is a retard. I doubt he has any women to break up with.

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  5. December 23, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    ah hahaha says:

    *luv it. ;)

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  6. December 23, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    St. Mike says:

    “Burn it” is gonna be my new catch phrase. “Burn. It up.”

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  7. December 23, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    sloozer says:

    It puts the lotion in the basket. You go girl!

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  8. December 23, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    LBreezy says:

    Nik! your brother? cousin? don’t lie..

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  9. December 23, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    canadian chick says:

    this gay dumbass has never even had a girlfriend!!!! seriously what is with the hair??

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  10. December 23, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    blah blah blah says:

    Poor guy…lol. Well at least he’s right in his own funny way.

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  11. December 23, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    Corky says:

    Sounds like a downie…but doesn’t look like one. WTF?

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  12. December 23, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    Hale says:

    Sounds like he is talking while chewing on a purple crayon.

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  13. December 23, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    Juneau, Alaska says:

    Should totally hook this guy up with the Mac Forcefield demo chick- both funny and know what’s going on ;)

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  14. December 23, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    F*ck WHAT?!?! says:

    omfg, his VOICE!!!!!!!!!

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  15. December 23, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    Maynard G Krebs says:

    Touch of downs :(

    Reply to Maynard G Krebs
  16. December 23, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    leavehimalone says:

    thats my brother u jerks

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  17. December 23, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    tt says:

    I bet he get’s more chicks thank Nik.

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  18. December 23, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    p says:

    His voice is creepy.

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  19. December 23, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    Respect says:

    Obviously he is speaking to guys about guys!

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  20. December 23, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    i think says:

    he might sound like that because he’s deaf

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  21. December 23, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    CFHjames says:

    What the HELL did I just watch..

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  22. December 23, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    delicious.one says:

    WHAT’S UP WITH HIS VOICE..?

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  23. December 23, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    Buffalo Bill says:

    PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply to Buffalo Bill
  24. December 23, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    deekhead says:

    i must be f*cking shrooming.

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  25. December 23, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    Daniel says:

    Why does he sound like the voice of someone who is trying to protect their identity but without the blacked out room?

    Reply to Daniel
  26. December 23, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    Anonymous says:

    this kid is such a loser…he goes to ASU and claims to be a myspace star and model and famous…his name is N*ck Mal*bu and hes basically a perez hilton wannabe

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  27. December 23, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    NiiGGa PLeAsE. says:

    why would you video tape yourself with a mouth full of MAN CHOWDER…

    Reply to NiiGGa PLeAsE.
  28. December 23, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    she bop says:

    amazing advice…this guys awesome!

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  29. December 23, 2009 at 10:09 pm

    STFU says:

    reminds me of Cartman when he tries out for the special olympics

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  30. December 23, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    Fred Farkel says:

    He’s deaf.

    Deaf guys have jobs, cars, homes, girlfriends.

    Reply to Fred Farkel
  31. December 23, 2009 at 10:52 pm

    deekhead says:

    thats Karl from Big Fish.

    Reply to deekhead
  32. December 23, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    Dallas Dude says:

    Such fabulous production value and camera work; this guy has a big future ahead of him.

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  33. December 24, 2009 at 12:39 am

    A.. says:

    omfg i think i know him,,
    im pretty sure he went to stagg.in palos Hills.

    he thinks hese like amazing.
    haha

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  34. December 24, 2009 at 2:21 am

    Barbie says:

    Hey! This guy is one of my friends and he’s funny as hell…you’d have to know him to understand…he doesn’t deserve to get ripped on…he’s an awesome guy and a relle good friend. I wonder who sent this in to thedirty?? Well whoever it was haha thanks cuz now Malibu will probably end up famous anyways

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  35. December 24, 2009 at 3:13 am

    deaf? says:

    sounds like that guy did way too much coke

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  36. December 24, 2009 at 3:14 am

    we need a new plague says:

    If you close your eyes, it sounds like your getting advice from Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs.

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  37. December 24, 2009 at 3:34 am

    your mom says:

    Someone should give him advice on how to clean his house.

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  38. December 24, 2009 at 3:57 am

    Anonymous says:

    lmao i love this guy

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  39. December 24, 2009 at 7:15 am

    Porklift says:

    This guy makes skin suits out of fat girls. Might want to stay away from Buffalo Bill.

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  40. December 24, 2009 at 7:50 am

    Tony Robbins' says:

    mutated clone

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  41. December 24, 2009 at 8:39 am

    atleast he gets it says:

    you guys are losers for making fun of him…OBVIOUSLY there’s something wrong with him..but atleast he knows WTF IS UP WITH GIRLS unlike 75% of all the whiney babies who act tough but cry over girls ;)

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  42. December 24, 2009 at 9:07 am

    Fargin Bastige says:

    This guy does the disappearing wiener dance to Q Lazzarus’ “Goodbye Horses”.

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  43. December 24, 2009 at 9:09 am

    Freud's Roids says:

    He clearly has just broken up with his Left hand, and is now suffering from separation anxiety.

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  44. December 24, 2009 at 9:24 am

    Whoa says:

    This guy needs some help… Like he is going to go postal. Get him committed before he hurts someone.

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  45. December 24, 2009 at 9:43 am

    Fatties Suck says:

    is he deaf? WTF is wrong with his voice?!?

    Reply to Fatties Suck
  46. December 24, 2009 at 11:18 am

    Anonymous says:

    This dude is a beast!!!!!!!!!!

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  47. December 24, 2009 at 11:21 am

    poor niko says:

    i feel bad about the pix i took of him drunk now…lol

    Reply to poor niko
  48. December 24, 2009 at 11:22 am

    weluvmalibu says:

    MALIBU IS THE BEST!! i went to school with him and that guy had me laughing everyday hes crazy kinda like a mixture of johnny boy meets perez hilton meets a hollister model

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    • December 24, 2009 at 11:55 am

      Randal P says:

      Laughing “at him” is not the same as laughing “with him”. This guy is a gay deaf tardo PERIOD. His advice is FORGY- Literally.

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  49. December 24, 2009 at 11:58 am

    The Real OG says:

    No matter how funny this fag is in person, he’s steel a douchtard to anyone else. He sounds like greased up deaf guy, suckin two purple crayons.

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  50. December 24, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    Cloudy says:

    Its the son of Rocky! “YO ADRIAN!!”

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