Canary Has A Booty
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik who knew Canary had back?
I did, she is a couple butt squats away from greatness… I also noticed that she is really good at arching her back.- nik
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I’d f*ck her then pee in her butt.
Yup. Look at the sh*tter on that critter!
So bangable!
any damn fool can look at her and tell her ass is fake!!
uh, wrong. my ass (not as tan though) is equally as perfect. im white, proud of it & for goddamn sure dont have a stitch of cellulite.
you dont have to be black to have a great ass!
canary, your booty is bangin’!!
prooooove ittttt!
need some pics rae rae
put up or shut up time sista!!
Holy good god, thats bad as hell
Wop, that’s not for you. Stop frontin gay blade!
I’m to blame for her arched back. It’s from years of bangin’ that beautiful pooper.
canary…..the offer is still out there, you, me, chocolate pudding, and your buttocks. think on it.
hoooooly shit!!!!! i would eat the ass out of a cow if i knew that it would give me the chance to toss canary’s salad!!!!
she runs stairs on the beach down in DP. ive seen this in the hot tub. ive never been happier for a chick to ignore me and turn to reach for her phone on the lawn chair haha
I would do the whole ‘pinhole in the condom ‘ routine with that a$$..wait, who am i kidding..i wouldn’t wear a condom.
just made my day
come on nik, her tush is perfect!
Canary-
Can I give you road salad?
Very very nice!
she is beat
Is Canary sending in her own pics again? She must be. She is desperate for attention and friends… and xanax.
thats just low. only her close friends call her bunnie. obviously you are a stalker slash loser hater. go play in traffic.
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PHOTO SHOP WE ALL KNOW THIS TRAMP HAS NO A**
honestly we’re all pretty sick and tired of people like you. why dont you leave a name under you stupid post. how is L a tramp? she doesnt even sleep around. lets hear you throw out a few names? god damn i mean really go shoot yourself! whoever you are,YOU SUCK!
LOVE YOU BUN BUN
COOOOMMMMEEEEEEEEE OOOOOONNNNNNNNN everyone knows that laura is a whore and gets used and abused by every doushe in oc!! she becomes a psycho stalker is they dont want her anymore and realize how she really is,i use to be really close to her until i could not take her drama a** ,she has more people that hate her then obama !! she always says how she “loves being single” that is the biggest joke i ever heard, she is the most desperate slut trolling around oc! i feel bad for her that she has to photoshop[ every single pic of her self when all of us that has to see her in a drunken stuper every weekend knows what she really looks like and its SCARY to say the least ! she is going on 30 wearing skany for ever21 dresses ,still does alot of drugs,sleeps arounf,talks trash on everyone she is jealous of (which is almost every decent chick in oc)…laura grow up your truly a sad sad chick
thats bc 4am is when 30 year olds who still bar tend get home on a wed. I disagree with you on one thing. Please do not tell her to stop. It is comedy to watch he act “cool”. Keep up the good work Canary!
hahahahaha wow WHO is the sad chick here? YOU? or laura? because you are so obsessed with her that you chose to sit down and write an entire paragraph about her. either way you look at it,you are the sad person that gets off on trying to talk sh*t about someone you dont even know. i am calling total bullsh*t that you were ever close with her because if you were youd know who i am. who am i? who is laura’s cosah? haha you are a total loser a. she doesnt do drugs b. she sleeps with noone you can mention by name c. hates every decent chick in oc? who even says that? laura LOVES women! i dont even know why i am wasting my energy on a low life scum bag interent hater but sometimes it just needs to be said..at least i know at the end of the day that i stood up for her and that anyone that matters knows the truth. laura also is still close with everyone she has been close with so again,you are lying..also you carry yourself like some low budget loser with down syndrome. i highly doubt she’d be able to stand someone such as yourself. happy holidays to you too. aloha.
the number one sign of insecurity is to overly defend something that “isn’t true”… just sayin. If none of it is true, why do you need to waste your time to respond? Might wanna double take it. I dont know either of you, just giving you outside perspective.
SPECIAL, She is the hottest girl on here!
i have before.. pretty fun. yo nik, im a little upset that i got a pop up for that new gay dance movie.. clean it up
I’d smell that!
OH Dayyyyuummmm!! SPLAT!!! Throw me a towel!
Goose looks way better from that angle.
dude all i can say I would eat,fuk,and do whatever she aasked me to do to that azzzzzzzz. even if this was photoshoped i sill would do anything
You consider that a great ass? She’s doing the tried and true “back arch” that chicks with no ass have come to perfect. It’s all smoke and mirrors.
She’s bangin’! Enough said..
almost any girl with a decent ass can look like that while arching their back
that’s a prime piece of ass right there. Too bad she’s got a voice box.
its a shame my johnson wouldnt fit in there
she f&%$ed m*tt m*rt*n*z from sutra. try and deny that u wh*re!!! everyone knows!
I like the wagon she’s dragin.
i work at sutra and all the girls that work there including myself either are in school or have graduated. there is NOTHING wrong with being a bottle service girl,a gogo or a bartender. the day we did open interviews there was a line out the door of people dying to work here. stop hating on her job. its getting really annoying.
LOL who is dirty devil? matt has a baby and a girlfriend. where’d you pull that one out of your a**? so funny!
YOURE JUST MAD YOU DONT WORK AT SUTRA or any other fun night club in oc! =)
Where’s The Real One? Isn’t this his internet gf?
Laura I am begging you to go OFF YOURSELF! Please Please I am begging!
And for those who say they should be proud to be waitress/gogo dancer? I am sure your parents are so proud of you.. make your “quick” dollar while you can… I will see you in the real world when your over 30 and the new 21 year olds replace your OLD asses and you have NOTHING to DO! LOSERS LOSERS LOSERS Can’t say it enough!
WOW!!!!!!!! i cant believe my eyes at the above! GO off yourself? what the hell is wrong with you girl? THE ONE THAT should off themself as you put it is YOU! listen to yourself! you sound completely insane! its the holiday season maybe you should go decorate a christmas tree or spend some time with your family instead of showing the world how obsessed you are with L.
I want to eat dog food out of her butt.