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Say fellas, I’d just love to be a wide receiver!
hey jimmy, is it true that they give rings to the first place winner at the Worlds Ostrich Look Alike contest?
The next great QB in the NFL right here.
LOL, just like Brady Quinn right? He’ll be out of the league in 4 years. That is, if someone else doesn’t kick his ass for that stupid haircut first.
I’m gonna be worth millions in less than 6 months.
This kid’s a fruit. I’ve seen him bending over for Golden in the showers.
Showing off the bling Tiger bought him for keeping his mouth (not his butt) shut
I had another ring but I lost it while fisting some guy in the showers
While getting fisted. he is a bottom.
we need to set him up with Porcupine girl in Dallas
Senoritas kiss rings when they meet us.
These fell out of my ass after the party the other night.
Merlin’s Future Husband.
I put all these rings against the light socket to do my hair in the morning…no gel needed!
Hey look y’all, the rings I never did or never will win….wooo whoooo
You may kiss my ring, I am your fairy godmother
Would you like to talk about bling or my hair product of choice?
perez hilton if he lost 50 lbs
“ND sucks”, yeah well so does your mom, but you dont hear me complaining…
they blow goats. so does jimmy “ostrich” G
Kiss the rings bitch, or ill punch you like Snooki from Jersey Shore
Fisting PAYS, BITCHES!
” Oh my, I nearly fainted when Adam Lambert put this Promise Ring on my finger, It just made my scalp tingle”
No comment. Just.. geez, I can’t… my god. Freshman year the bowl mullet cut, now a poor man’s blow out. Lose your hair like your brothers already and do us a favor.
Thanks Charlie!!!
I’m not saying he’s GAY I’m just saying he’s really happy!!!!!
LOOK MOM they gave me a RING for every guy I did in the BUTT last night.
who did he suck off to get those?
dont mistake clausen for your own fantasies…
lol, too bad he will make more money in one game than nik does in a year…and more than most of you pathetic dipshits will in your lifetimes…
nik you must be gay because you seem to have an obsession with Clausen…
nik is gay, him and clausen would b perfect together
Oh stop….its just fabulous to be here!
Queen of the Guidettes
Typical Notre Dame player. Guess they bumped up to three rings for blowing Wiess the best this year!
lol, typical ND player? compared to what, a felon on FL’s team?
Beats Brady Quinns two rings!
Impersonating guidos like a Champion!
u forgot 2 show us the ring around u EYE!!!!!!
“A ring for every time I lost to USC.”
“Nancy Dame”
Are my nails dry yet?
SUPERRR!!…..thanks for asking
BUST!!!!
“All my boyfriends just love my Clausen pickle”
How’s that look?… OK, is my pinky finger sticking out far enough now? This picture better not make me look too gay!
pickle smoocher
“I’m one bad combine away from the jersey shore and mad jaeger bombs!”
“Oh my, I must be at the wrong banquet..Lance had invited me to the Boy Band Hall of Fame luncheon, hehehehehe”
he’s not even a bossy bottom, that’s what he promised! He just gets his hair did and then we pay for his nails! What?!
ND Nation…we striking a bit too close to your west hollywood home?
“Laugh now, but I’ll be fist pumping like a champ w/ this bling.”
this is the picture of me right before charlie took my maidenhood.
Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia
Jimmy has finally announced that he will be forgoing his senior year in order to…..join the cast of Jersey Shore?
“Chad please, I’m fabolous”
Those are high school championship rings. They played some weak competition in that division while they (Oaks Christian HS) recruited all their talent.
Reason for the red cup: There’s a sexy skinny chick stuck in that beasts cleavege
”Twinke twinkle”