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“When Tiger and I were together he would love to practice his Chip Shot In The Red Cup beforeb I let him go for the Hole In One !”


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  1. December 11, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    srsly says:

    Mike “the situation”s, number one fan.

    Reply to srsly
  2. December 11, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    Eighter says:

    Oh yeah, my Greg just shot out my butt!

    Reply to Eighter
  3. December 11, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    Manchild says:

    “Screw the six pack, I literally have a Greg! (I mean Keg!)”

    Reply to Manchild
  4. December 11, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    I'm With Stupid------> says:

    Now that’s “The Situation”

    Reply to I'm With Stupid------>
  5. December 11, 2009 at 9:33 pm

    bub says:

    taking a dump between sets saves valuable workout time

    Reply to bub
  6. December 11, 2009 at 10:23 pm

    WTF? says:

    Look Ma, No Johnson!

    Reply to WTF?
  7. December 11, 2009 at 11:13 pm

    RW1 says:

    And suddenly he forgot why he spent all that time lifting weights in the fist place

    Reply to RW1
  8. December 11, 2009 at 11:16 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Well, the bran muffin isn’t working; time for the dreaded apparatus.

    Reply to Anonymous
  9. December 11, 2009 at 11:17 pm

    RW2 says:

    No, this is not gay. Not at all…

    Reply to RW2
  10. December 11, 2009 at 11:19 pm

    RW3 says:

    When did they start making diapers for weightlifters?

    Reply to RW3
  11. December 11, 2009 at 11:20 pm

    RW4 says:

    Yes, I drive a Hummer. How did you know?

    Reply to RW4
  12. December 11, 2009 at 11:40 pm

    Ricky Bobby says:

    “I think I just pooped a little..”

    Reply to Ricky Bobby
  13. December 12, 2009 at 1:36 am

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    not gonna talk ish here.. that right there takes a lot of dedication..

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  14. December 12, 2009 at 3:25 am

    we need a new plague says:

    Striker, are you serious? Do you think that teachers talk about what testosterone does to the penis in any science class on earth? Is that a chapter in most science books? Just because you know what testosterone does to different parts of the body doesn’t give you the right to act like you’re the “Good Will Hunting” of cyberspace. I have no idea what testosterone does to the human penis, because I work out like a real man. Also, any type of steroid is synonymous with shrinking the junk in FOLKLURE. You can’t blame people for making jokes about it. Your quote sucks, by the way.

    Reply to we need a new plague
  15. December 12, 2009 at 3:57 am

    gumby says:

    (X) steroids + (2y) orange face = Douche Guido

    Reply to gumby
  16. December 12, 2009 at 7:58 am

    funnyguy13 says:

    Hey Nik you forget to heart our her nipples….

    Reply to funnyguy13
  17. December 12, 2009 at 9:09 am

    Lucastheflutist says:

    ” O yeah ! Only six more months until the the Jersey Shore ! “

    Reply to Lucastheflutist
  18. December 12, 2009 at 10:08 am

    cabear says:

    Richard Simmons gayer brother

    Reply to cabear
  19. December 12, 2009 at 10:37 am

    mo says:

    now THIS is “the situation”.

    Reply to mo
  20. December 12, 2009 at 11:47 am

    O2B1 says:

    My other suit is the Batman one.

    Reply to O2B1
  21. December 12, 2009 at 11:50 am

    O2B1 says:

    His favorite pickup line.Why don’t you and I go back to my place and you can help me shave my back.

    Reply to O2B1
  22. December 12, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    MissConception says:

    Mike “The Situation” – New Depends Underwear Spokesmodel

    Reply to MissConception
  23. December 12, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    Ash says:

    Excuse me, I’m trying to poop. Do you mind?

    Reply to Ash
  24. December 12, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    Ash says:

    Do you think I got what it takes to be on Jersey Shore?

    Reply to Ash
  25. December 12, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    Ash says:

    “If I flex me muscles large enough, maybe they won’t see how small my dick is.

    Reply to Ash
  26. December 12, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    lol says:

    Sketchers wanted to improve on the marketing for mens shoes, please meet Lloyd,our newest model for 2010.

    Thank you,
    Sketchers Inc.

    Reply to lol
  27. December 12, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    wtf says:

    When Octomoms doctor decides to dabble in testosterone therapy.

    Reply to wtf
  28. December 13, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    big rig says:

    What are you talkin about small?? It’s normal size, my huge quads just make it look small I swear

    Reply to big rig
  29. December 14, 2009 at 5:27 am

    Da Nati says:

    Another Jersey shore castoff.

    Reply to Da Nati
  30. December 16, 2009 at 1:01 am

    Guido says:

    Now I’m all juiced up and later on tonight I’ll be fist pumpin like a champ!!!!

    Reply to Guido
  31. January 26, 2010 at 9:32 pm

    hmm says:

    Looks like Johnny Douche Bag Gunzzz in the face however Gunzzz is just a solid pimple not to mention a horrible DJ in Hoboken.On second though this is not Douche Bag You Have No Friends Gunzzz, nevermind.

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