Posted in Caption of the Day, Portland, The Dirty | December 14th, 2009
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sweatpantsmoney says:
Not by the hair of my chinny chin..holy sh*t you three have huge chins
to sweatpantsmoneyErr N tha Matrix says:
“Oompa Loompah’s Gone Wild!”
to Err N tha MatrixErr N tha Matrix says:
Holiday special -
50% off at tanning salon
to Err N tha Matrix20% off CVS brand peroxide
F*cking 3 oompah loompa’s for free – PRICELESS!!!
Err N tha Matrix says:
The new cast of “The Housewives of Trampa”
to Err N tha MatrixErr N tha Matrix says:
Holiday Special
to Err N tha Matrix50% off tanning salon
20% off CVS brand peroxide
Oompa loompa menage a trois – PRICELESS!!!
if it was easy... says:
12,13,and14 on the tiger woods hitlist! FORE!!!!!!
to if it was easy...that guy over there says:
after looking at the ads for beer, Sunkist soda is trying a new approach.
to that guy over thereManchild says:
“Hugh Hefner has his Girls Next Door, and I have mine!”
Sincerely,
Tiger
to ManchildLarry says:
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbahhahhahah JEALOUSY SUCKS. these girls are tight.
to LarryMr.Bigshot says:
DAMN!!!!! Can I have all three at once!!!!!
to Mr.BigshotJT Chicago says:
yeah if Hugh Hefner retired to Scottsdale and cruised hoodrat clubs. They look like three ugly street cones with hair.
to JT ChicagoBKD says:
Orange Glo Promo Team
to BKDK.H. says:
Funny thing is, their ORANGE so-called friend is the one that posted this…
to K.H.really... says:
Hitler’s Rejects
to really...FranksFind says:
Triple Tang
to FranksFindBlonde asians? says:
Isint it cute and funny how all these stupid girls in Portland all try to copy the girls next door and think they will ever have a chance at looking anything like them? Not…I don’t know who these girls are there are a couple that look just like them and I think they all hang out together jessica ange and nicole…since when did they become asian? All looking exactly the same…I can’t even tell them apart! LOL
to Blonde asians?Keep on tryin girls….lol…but u might want to invest in some boobs and stop eating for a few days…
JESSICA/NICOLE/EMILY says:
JESS ..NICOLE.. EMILY… AKA oOMMPA LOOMPAAS COME ON.. GET IT RIGHT
to JESSICA/NICOLE/EMILYmanassman says:
Asian? What a disgrace… do your eyes even open wide enought to see the picture correctly, cuz these bitches are bom bom.
to manassmanfrankthetank says:
I’ve never seen asians with true platinum hair. Im an asian myself, my shits always orange… can I get the name of your stylist?
to frankthetankLaLaLa says:
3 Skank Leps 3 Skank Leps
to LaLaLaSee how they hoe, see how they hoe
They all want to be a rich trout’s wife
Making up stories about their strife
Did you ever see such a thing in all your life
as 3 Skank Leps
Bully says:
aw how mean .. these girls are just wanting to look good because there insecure. let them do what they want to feel better about them selves.
to BullyJESSICA/NICOLE/EMILY says:
They’re????????????
to JESSICA/NICOLE/EMILY. says:
them selves????? or themselves?????
to .poolboy says:
orange who??
to poolboyorange you glad i didn’t say banana?!?!?!?!?!
Moi says:
BIMBO-ETTES UNITE!!
to Moiportlands chick says:
I see them out alot, they are fun girls. This is a sad pathetic site. Girls keep it up!
to portlands chickhe he says:
ompa lumpa
to he hePtown PIMP says:
I had to drop these 3 natural beauties from my team….Damn. Skanks couldnt even bring in $100/hr as a trio with 6 tits, 12 chins, 25 rolls, and some possible Herps. This was a pakage deal. WTF…. Back to the Jersey Shore to get Snookie
to Ptown PIMP. says:
pakage??? or package
to .Portland says:
The blonde bimbos can spell. Smart people would take this as a learning experience…you never will be’s are a joke. Keep posting comments for yourselves and correcting spellings, your doing great…
to Portlandhello says:
did they leave one out in the pic, I thought there was 4 in the oompa loompa squad?
to helloYard BOY says:
C’mon people, Lets be nice…. I know they aren’t natural beauties. But with the right color tan (Brown not Orange), workout regimin, and a highschool diploma (GED’s dont count) we could have some serious 7′s on our hands! Its a long shot, but use your imagination and look at this potential!!!!!!!!!!! Its like those magic eye books… look at the pic really fukin hard, cross your eyes and shit and something better will appear. Hopefully……………….. hasnt worked yet though
to Yard BOYHAHAHAHAHHA says:
Still tryin to see the better…………..
to HAHAHAHAHHADJ BLOW!!! says:
Hell ya… these girls are out all the time and rock it!!! Send in your resume to join the BLONDETOURAGE…
to DJ BLOW!!!cam says:
160 comments? Popularity hurts
to camJoe says:
Keeping up with the Cartrashians.
to JoeTo many Portland haters! says:
You people are really mean to comment on people that you do not even know. I would never punk someone that I do not know. Anyways I am sure 99% of people are jealous of them. They always have a good time and are cute girls. Don’t judge a book by the cover!
to To many Portland haters!adog says:
wow not too hot
to adogfunny honey says:
in 10 years they will look nasty
to funny honeyTOO many Portland haters...TOO says:
You can see this trio any night of the week when not in Gresham at, Aura, Dirty, pretty much anywhere downtown stumbling around blacked out on the way to one of our houses, any house with d*ck
to TOO many Portland haters...TOOOh really. says:
Oh what do you mean? Gresham is monday night……… THE NIGHT WERE WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND.. ahhahah.. sucks!
to Oh really.im orange too says:
Pretty sure i stuffed the chick on the right WHILE she was working at TR. its not comfy trying to get it on in a tanning bed
to im orange tooJESSICA J says:
I think all u people talking shit don’t have a clue someone obviously changed the color on the photo and I was in the car that night it was taken all 3 of those girls are fucking beautiful and whatever bitch that is suppose to be thier friends that sent it in to this website for the to get punked well ur bitch ass is going to get punked when they find out who u are cuz I gurantee ur some fat ass pale ass!!!! F*CKIN HATERS!!!!!
to JESSICA JTrying To Win says:
Oregon State Beavers 4 Life
to Trying To WinPortland Mike says:
LMAO….those bitches look just like that! They are out all the time…glad to them on the site!
to Portland MikeVIP says:
These girls are in their late 20′s and really need to just grow up and get on with life. There’s more to life than going clubbing, sleeping around, and waking up feeling used. They’re raging alcoholics, surely std infected, and a disgrace to the tanning industry. Clearly tan republic needs to invest in better bronzing beds & higher quality mystic. A nice tan looks great, but orange is trashy. I highly suggest these girls go grab some lemon juice and baking soda and scrub off that fake tan off!
to VIPEmily is also a stylist at rootz….clearly she’s not too creative being that she styled all their hair the same. These girls try so hard to promote themselves but really they’re quite pathetic and embarrassing.
This isn’t a caption of the day, but just some words of wisdom…
GROW UP & DO SOMETHING WORTHY WITH YOUR LIVES.
ohhh and: says:
(right)Emily has a horse face and is missing a top lip.
(center)Nicole has huge bags under her eyes and really needs to invest in a new nose (lifting arm weights wouldn’t hurt either).
(left)Jessica, start using anti-aging creams now…your face is withering away.
All of you have leathery-disgusting!
to ohhh and:Hookah Queen says:
Well… I can honestly say this picture has the MOST comments I’ve seen on this site… that tells you that the only reason this pic is on here, is because all the girls out there envy these three and wanna be them or jealous that they can’t be them! All three have great jobs and careers, look beautiful, and are not sloppy drunks.. They’re not orange, if anyone is intelligent enough to look closer at the pics, they’ll see it’s been photoshopped and the saturation level was raised super high. So …. Why don’t you guys mind your own business and eat your hearts out for knowing you can’t be with these 3!
Quit the BS…. you know these 3 girls are pretty.. and FYI.. they’re not in their late 20′s.. they’re 24 or 25.. so if you wanna do some math and round to the nearest decimal, they would be considered early 20′s. You all need to go get yourselves a college education.. this is taught in Math 20 which is for retards!
to Hookah QueenJessNicEm says:
The most posts because you wh*re our every f*cking night of the week, stick out like sore thumbs and everyone in Portland has f*cked you, been with you or seen you
to JessNicEmAnonymous says:
crackheads
to AnonymousRandom says:
trying to be the girls next door? lol good try
to Random