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  1. December 14, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    Bupster says:

    “The true Leper followers”

    Reply to Bupster
  2. December 14, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    jlow says:

    oompah, loompah, dupity do…..

    Reply to jlow
  3. December 14, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    Beez F. Baby says:

    This is my Nightmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare

    Reply to Beez F. Baby
  4. December 14, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    813Angel says:

    Birds of a feather f*ck together

    Reply to 813Angel
  5. December 14, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    LeRoy says:

    The Situation’s Dream sequence

    Reply to LeRoy
  6. December 14, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    Sejanus says:

    Orange AIDS

    Reply to Sejanus
  7. December 14, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    Kunasty says:

    From Left to Right: Toucan Sam, Busty Mcforehead, and man/monkeygirl

    Reply to Kunasty
  8. December 14, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    Kevin Arnold says:

    Tiger Would.

    Reply to Kevin Arnold
  9. December 14, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    Jack-Jackson says:

    Hurry we turn into a (left to right) a tangerine, orange and pumpkin at midnight.

    Reply to Jack-Jackson
  10. December 14, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    SCREEDMAN5150 says:

    Umpa Lumpa Dupa Dee Doo…… We’ve got diseases, now so do you…

    Reply to SCREEDMAN5150
  11. December 14, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    cookie monster says:

    easy guy. This is considered natural beauty on the east coast.

    Reply to cookie monster
  12. December 14, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    Pun says:

    ..and they’re not from Chicago? Whats going on in this world????

    Reply to Pun
  13. December 14, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    a says:

    what do you call 3 bleached haired, over tanned tramps?…see pic for answer…

    Reply to a
  14. December 14, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    GINGER says:

    THEY LOOK LIKE SOMETHIN THAT JUST PASSED THROUGH MY ASS CANAL .THESE THREE R LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF ORANGE ALBINOS FREAKS

    Reply to GINGER
  15. December 14, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    Gugs says:

    The “Girls Next Door” before photoshop.

    Reply to Gugs
  16. December 14, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    Gugs says:

    Holly, Bridget and Kendra after their “Girls of Wonka” pictorial.

    Reply to Gugs
  17. December 14, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    Gugs says:

    Is that Chelsey Handler on the right?

    Reply to Gugs
  18. December 14, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    SD Scott says:

    This just in, reports of an old impotent senile man burning down the Playboy Mansion when the casting photo of next season’s Girls Next Door arrived…

    Reply to SD Scott
  19. December 14, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    Aj says:

    Fake bake and bleach, helping guys get laid nightly….

    Reply to Aj
  20. December 14, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    js says:

    sick…nasty….and super duper trashy orange ugly.

    Reply to js
  21. December 14, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    Anonymous says:

    yea i stuffed the one in the middle guess who this issssss hunnnny

    Reply to Anonymous
  22. December 14, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    Doggy dick says:

    yea i stuffed the middle one plenty but gotta say its pretty good. and as for the one on the left well she has a college degree lol…

    Reply to Doggy dick
  23. December 14, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    Doggy dick says:

    her name is Emily, shes cool. she works at tan republic, shee comes off as a little girl but when u get to talking to her she is actually a really down to earth hunnny. stop by her place and she will take good care of u. a smoking deal is always in the pic

    Reply to Doggy dick
  24. December 14, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    Usuall Suspects says:

    Exlusive Breaking News at The Dirty. Jay Leno’s Mistress tells all, including his triplets.

    Reply to Usuall Suspects
  25. December 14, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    Clairetoris says:

    Stand-ins for Leper’s porn flicks

    Reply to Clairetoris
  26. December 14, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Smart people would take this as a learning experience.
    Toucan Sam: “OMG, (not oh my god), OMG! Do people really think this stuff about us like seriously?!
    Busty McForhead: “Totally but they are sooo jealous, we are on the internet and its not myspace facebook and twitter!”
    Man/Monkey Girl: “Whatever you guys say!!!!! Woo hoo!!!”
    Others….maybe not….

    Reply to Anonymous
  27. December 14, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    kyle says:

    this is the situation

    Reply to kyle
  28. December 14, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    Undead says:

    Smart people would take this as a learning experience…

    Toucan Sam: “OMG! I cant believe this actually happened! Is this what people really think about us 3?!”

    Busty McForhead: “Seriously its like they are all soo jealous, get a liiifffee. But yeah we are on a web siiite and its not myspace facebook or twitter riigghhtt?!?! We’ve made it!!”

    Man/Monkey Girl: “Whatever you two say I do and like so wooo hooo we are famous bitches!!!”

    Others maybe not….

    Reply to Undead
  29. December 14, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    RICHMAN says:

    WTF…… Is that a Tranny on the right?????

    Reply to RICHMAN
  30. December 14, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    Dirty Dog says:

    From head to toe, we are fake hoes.

    Reply to Dirty Dog
  31. December 14, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    toomuch says:

    Oompa Loompa OFFSPRING

    Reply to toomuch
  32. December 14, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    mr tee says:

    Q TIPS 3 to a box

    Reply to mr tee
  33. December 14, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    trev says:

    Wow i’ve seen these girls before and they run around like they’re hot shit and they think they own the town..They are like local celebraties.

    Reply to trev
  34. December 14, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    not real says:

    photo looks unreal.. like it was photoshopped.. ive hung out with the far right girl.. and she looks very good in my book! all of you are jealous cuz your albino!!

    Reply to not real
  35. December 14, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    KK says:

    Dang sexxy.. I like my girls tan ;) all these people talking you must be real popular

    Reply to KK
  36. December 14, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    guy who knows these girls! says:

    Rancid beauty supply products = 58.99
    Half of a pillow-case used as a “dress” = 10.99/2
    Seeing your mom and her two friends on theDirty.com = Priceless!

    Reply to guy who knows these girls!
  37. December 14, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Wow you people really need to get a life! You must be really lonely and pathetic. I can’t believe you would spend your time talking shit about people and even people you don’t even know. You all sound so intelligent to come up with sayings like you do.

    Reply to Anonymous
  38. December 14, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    mike AA says:

    Willlly Wonka wants them back at the chocolate factory.

    Reply to mike AA
  39. December 14, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    bgils says:

    What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats…What are you at getting terribly fat? Oompa loompa doopadee dah

    Reply to bgils
  40. December 14, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    IpornAZ says:

    Wow nip-tuck sure did a number on the pep boy guys

    Reply to IpornAZ
  41. December 14, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    IpornAZ says:

    it’s about time we take al gore’s inconvenient truth seriously

    Reply to IpornAZ
  42. December 14, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    earl duke says.. says:

    YOUR MAMA WANTS CHOCLATE CUM ON HERE NASTY FACE BITCH ,, THATS WHY IM OUT CRACKER FACE SALTINE FACE!

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  43. December 14, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    Magaroni says:

    The real Housewives of Oompah Loompah Land.

    Reply to Magaroni
  44. December 14, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I didn’t know Perez Hilton had blonde hair.

    Reply to Anonymous
  45. December 14, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    JESSICA says:

    THIS IS COMEDY!!!!!!!!! BA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    73 COMMENTS… FUNNY!!!!!! 4 mystics for $45 right now… go get them!!!!!

    OOOOOOOMPA LOOOOOOMPA

    Reply to JESSICA
  46. December 14, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    jtt63 says:

    hi, we’re here for the tiger woods skank reunion.

    Reply to jtt63
  47. December 14, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    jtt63 says:

    woods, table for three???

    Reply to jtt63
  48. December 14, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    Justin says:

    Didn’t the guy on the right used to be on the Real World?

    Reply to Justin
  49. December 14, 2009 at 8:10 pm

    Anonymous says:

    leper and the 3 dwarfs

    Reply to Anonymous
  50. December 14, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    Larry says:

    Shit GUGS.. how many shirts are you trying to win?!

    Reply to Larry

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