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  1. December 17, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    TexasTornado says:

    It was on this day that Nik revealed his first batch of Dirty Fembots- vicious Dreamkillers, set on auto destruct.

    Reply to TexasTornado
  2. December 17, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    petey says:

    Dude, I thought we wore the red shirts on Tuesdays..

    Reply to petey
  3. December 17, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    STR8UP says:

    Nik’s Christmas List includes many different Holly!

    Reply to STR8UP
  4. December 17, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    Dude Bro says:

    Perfect, now I which girls in here have STD’s.

    Reply to Dude Bro
  5. December 17, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    813Angel says:

    Good thing Halloween isn’t a year long event – keep dreamin girls :)

    Reply to 813Angel
  6. December 17, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    AdamDuncan says:

    What’s with the Criss Angel wannabe to the right?

    Reply to AdamDuncan
  7. December 17, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    junior says:

    The dirty’s corporate Christmas card

    Reply to junior
  8. December 17, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    shawna says:

    ugly girls wtf?

    Reply to shawna
  9. December 17, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    Skeeziod says:

    Question: Where Waldo? Answer: Wearing the ribbon!

    Reply to Skeeziod
  10. December 17, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    Bupster says:

    The stars for niks Dirty soft core porn site……… Coming in 2010

    Reply to Bupster
  11. December 17, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    StuckinOC says:

    As Santa viewed the Dirty lineup, he was puzzled, “I usually stop after 3 Hos”.

    Reply to StuckinOC
  12. December 17, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    DC Raunch says:

    Whats with the red bow wearing dude with the clown make up and pubic hair eyelashes???

    Reply to DC Raunch
  13. December 17, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    Cassandra says:

    Five Blonds walked into a bar…

    Reply to Cassandra
  14. December 17, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    M says:

    Which of these does not belong?

    Reply to M
  15. December 17, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    Cassandra says:

    Better yet, in honor of our soldiers:
    The Red, White, and Blond lol

    Reply to Cassandra
  16. December 17, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    Really????? says:

    Jeez, those Havasu Hunnies sure do get around. SKANKS

    Reply to Really?????
  17. December 17, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    mike says:

    “Hey theres Cris Angel”

    Reply to mike
  18. December 17, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    Verne Mole says:

    ” None of us would date that Old North Pole fool.We hear he only comes once a year and that down strangers chimneys! “

    Reply to Verne Mole
  19. December 17, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    bub says:

    nik looks awful in drag… and that bow doesn’t help

    Reply to bub
  20. December 17, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    Carrie in Dublin says:

    Seamus McNasty and the Dirty Birds.

    Reply to Carrie in Dublin
  21. December 17, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    nuts says:

    Didn’t know Lady Gaga was DA…nice bow forgy

    Reply to nuts
  22. December 17, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    Ted Corktown says:

    Rackstar has spawned clones!

    Reply to Ted Corktown
  23. December 17, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    mr happy says:

    not to be outdone by tiger woods, nik ritchies bottle rats all came out to tell mad magazine their story.

    Reply to mr happy
  24. December 17, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    Ben says:

    “Why are we hanging out with this white girl?”

    Reply to Ben
  25. December 17, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    a says:

    looks like MAC’s stock isnt hurting these days…

    Reply to a
  26. December 17, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    SD Scott says:

    U of A, Dirty style…

    Reply to SD Scott
  27. December 17, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    c_fry says:

    Are you sure Dirty gear gets ANYONE immunity?

    Reply to c_fry
  28. December 17, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    Voody says:

    Bleach $4.99

    Spray on tan $29.99 a month

    Mac Force field

    Reply to Voody
  29. December 17, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    Voody says:

    Bleach $4.99

    Spray on tan $29.99 a month

    Mac Force field $50.00 a night

    Drinking, blacking out and waking with one of these in your bed…Priceless

    Reply to Voody
  30. December 17, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    random person says:

    i think the girl in the middle went to my high school

    Reply to random person
  31. December 17, 2009 at 8:01 pm

    Motorboat Captain says:

    This is a bunch of female impersonators in a gay bar right?

    Reply to Motorboat Captain
  32. December 17, 2009 at 10:15 pm

    Jupitious says:

    1, 3, 5, 2, 4

    Reply to Jupitious
  33. December 17, 2009 at 11:03 pm

    Fashooo says:

    Ho, Ho, Hoes!

    Reply to Fashooo
  34. December 18, 2009 at 12:06 am

    jtt63 says:

    take all their IQ’s and devide by zero- total in brains – 0

    Reply to jtt63
  35. December 18, 2009 at 4:22 am

    juicy DUUUKY says:

    Best in Show at the first annual Dirty Dog Show. The winner received the red bow and a trip next years Westminster.

    Reply to juicy DUUUKY
  36. December 18, 2009 at 5:34 am

    T says:

    one rufied, four to go

    Reply to T
  37. December 18, 2009 at 5:38 am

    AK DA says:

    Down syndrome is the new sexy!

    Reply to AK DA
  38. December 18, 2009 at 7:42 am

    damn nik says:

    This is what you get when chris angel robs sunset tan

    Reply to damn nik
  39. December 18, 2009 at 8:11 am

    we need a new plague says:

    What is that horrid thing with the red bow in it’s hair?

    Reply to we need a new plague
  40. December 18, 2009 at 10:46 am

    Blondeelicious says:

    Seriously, what is that thing second from the left? Y U C K

    Reply to Blondeelicious
  41. December 18, 2009 at 11:55 am

    blowj says:

    One good season before we are all washed up. Dibs on the mind freak look a like!

    Reply to blowj
  42. December 18, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    THEDert says:

    I say hot!

    Reply to THEDert
  43. December 19, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    Greggy says:

    Why is the guy second from the right so orange? Does he really not look in the mirror before leaving the house?

    Reply to Greggy
  44. December 20, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    NIK you SUCK says:

    jealousy is sad, hope you get a life and grow up soon! you people are the ones trying to holler at these hotties and they turn your low life self down! I understand, good luck with your single sad life.

    Reply to NIK you SUCK
  45. December 21, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    ATL says:

    Why is this Hollywood? Those are all trashy Atlanta whores.

    Reply to ATL

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