THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Cassandra from Newport she thinks she is the queen just because she has +2′s. How could you say no to her?
Answer: No, it looks like she was in a knife fight… Cassy, hate to break it to you, but one is a little bit higher than the other. Please sue your doc for making you lopsided.
Anonymous says:
Yo biatch yews boobies is crookededed.
to Anonymous100% Class says:
Are you blind? It’s because she’s leaning down funny and one shoulder is dropped lower than the other.
She does have an awesome little tiny waist, though.
to 100% Class... says:
DAAAAAMMMNNNNNN yes please!
to ...WOW says:
NIK are you gay? I see you talk on twitter with shane keogh from the real housewifes of OC, your such a fake
to WOWtoss-my-salad says:
did she get a sideways c-section?
to toss-my-saladhot says:
SHE HOT
to hotD says:
last pic, look at her shoulders. she isn’t lop-sided, she is lifting one shoulder and slouching the other.
to DGirl, please says:
I think they look lopsided because one shoulder is raised NIK. She’s cute!
to Girl, pleaseholy shit says:
that girl’s body is ridiculous!! not too sure about the face though.
to holy shitcheap skank hoes says:
Do the boobs have a face?
to cheap skank hoesSpongeBobNoPants says:
Haha yeah wayyy crooked… and her head is wayyy to big for her body!
to SpongeBobNoPantsDirk D says:
Looks like she is leaning because her shoulders aren’t level. Probably making her tits look lopsided. Doesn’t matter Nik Richie is a faggot and hates women.
to Dirk DHouse Tweet says:
Sure nik
to House Tweetwow says:
what a hardbody! amazing body and boobs! too bad no pics of her face without big sunglasses on
to wowxoBrenaexo says:
NIK we need more pics i wanna see what she looks like without those big sunglasses
to xoBrenaexoGeorge Jetson says:
she’s got that tara reid stomach thing going on.
to George Jetsonyou're high says:
tara reid wishes her stomach ever looked this good. tara reid is a jiggly mass of loose flesh from all the lipo. This chick is lean and toned. not even close!
to you're highyup says:
body yes. face no.
to yupnot so hot says:
I agree…her body may be hot… her face on the other hand NOOOT so hot. U best keep your body on point. otherwise you be a mess girl!! everything BUT her FACE!
to not so hotkfox says:
there is something wrong with the left side of “it’s” face… there is some sag going on…. jus probley the greg IT’S carring around.
to kfoxduh says:
everyone knows cassandra pukes up all her food
to duhDr. Hideous says:
Tell me that you would not f*ck those tits for hours…
to Dr. HideousDr. Feelgood says:
I would spray copious amounts of warm,sticky, white fluid on them.
to Dr. FeelgoodDr.Hideous says:
Tell me that you would not f*ck those tits for hours…
to Dr.HideousRespect says:
I want her…
to RespectPHX says:
stand in line and take a number
to PHXDr Hideous says:
Tell me that you would not f*ck those tits for hours…
to Dr HideousBuffaloAjax says:
Ya, we get it. Please refrain from posting thrice in the future
to BuffaloAjaxAnonymous says:
Her face must be ugly, otherwise she wouldn’t be hiding behind those big ass sunglasses! Her stomach is gross.. and some ppl are trippin cause her boobs are def. lopsided.
to Anonymousholliwood says:
chick is like 30 and in the scene…what guy would want that. eat a burger and stop snortin lines cracky
to holliwoodhaha says:
I agree. she runs it everyone weekend doing blow and loooooves guys that have girlfriends. Dont trust this girl around your boyfriend…she is sleeeeezy and eeeeasey
to hahaNikIsADouche says:
I think Nik puts down most of these women because he wouldn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of picking them up if he ever met them.
to NikIsADoucheNikeyNikey2x4 says:
The future Mrs. Richie.
to NikeyNikey2x4IRISHMAN says:
She was a resident of the Newport concentration camp,Newschits,,,eat a burger trick!!!
to IRISHMANCandyMan says:
What a body! My crayon would get worn down – but what a way to go. If she doesn’t have vocal cords, she is truly the perfect woman!
to CandyManmeee!! says:
tell me you are not so excited about those tits you wouldnt post “tell me that you would not f*ck those tits for hours…”.. you prob couldve gotten yourself off in the time you tried posting that. it was pretty creative though. i see why you wanted to say it so badly. doctor.
to meee!!Dr. Feelgood says:
I got off allright…shot a bit lopsided.
to Dr. FeelgoodDick Hertz says:
I am so excited about those tits that my dick hertz.
to Dick HertzDahlia says:
Super skinny chicks with huge fake implants look like freaks. Especially these fakers which are very lopsided.
to Dahliacheap skank hoes says:
They’ll be even more lopsided after I pump them for hours. They look great to me!
to cheap skank hoesnunh says:
Hot body – pretty lady!
to nunhRicky Bobby says:
I like the right one better.
to Ricky Bobby====D ~~~ says:
I’d ATM that dirty wh0re so she can taste her own pooper.
to ====D ~~~F@ck Em! says:
She’s bangin! No doubt about it!!
to F@ck Em!Aj says:
She’s thin and got a huge +2′s…i’d give her a chance! From the pictures it looks like she is a scumbag attention whore that world be terrible in the sack!
to Ajdirtynasty m.d. says:
Forget her tits there is something much more alarming going on here. Its an insidious disease commonly known as B.V. or bacterial vaginitis. Otherwise known as stank box. I have been researching this topic w great zeal and diligence in an attempt to figure a way by looks what chicks got the stank box and which don’t, bc I have found few things more tragic than a hot chick w a stank box, and here’s what I got: you can tell by the space between her legs that the box is smelly…..it has the horseshoe shape, which is conducive to gathering sweat and other bacteria. Furthermore, you can tell by her stomach that she is naturally thin, but eats a horrid diet in an attempt to be more skinny. Too many processed foods, not enough ruffage. Diet has a lot to do w stank box, and the more processed foods one eats, the stankier the box.
to dirtynasty m.d.Anyone actually smash this girl that can confirm the bv (smelly box) ? I would feel very secure in my findings knowing I can determine smelly box through mere pictures.
Thanks, and make it a great day.
- dirtynasty M.D.
Don't Hate says:
What’s here full name anybody?? Want to find her on Facebook!!!!!!!
to Don't HateDon't Hate says:
What’s her full name, anybody?? want to look her up on FB.
to Don't Hatecatchmeifucan says:
with out a doubt even if her shoulders are slouched, her tits are not even. The right one is deff higher then the other. I’d sure for sure!
to catchmeifucanObama has Aids says:
Look at the size of her MASSIVE forhead. Disgusting!
to Obama has AidsAnonymous says:
She is ok, her boobs are not perfectly aligned. I wonder how her titties were before. Her skin, from the picture, looks not good.
to AnonymousAres says:
if i saw this chick at the pool she would definately have my attention
to AresHoyalawya says:
That is a bangin’ bod.
to Hoyalawyadrake says:
her +2s looks to big for her body there is something wrong down there looks gross.looks like she got a big forehead too.
to drakeCuhsandra says:
ugh, My theory that all *Cassandra’s* are ugly or retarded rings true again! Thanks for continueing this theory, and bringing this name down, man stomach. This chick is borderline Tranny.
to CuhsandraAnonymous says:
She is pretty thin, but I think that looks like how she is naturally, and it looks like she works out so she’s healthy. Not sure about the boobs, though- maybe definitely lopsided? Even with her lifting her shoulder I don’t think it should be that high up lol.
to Anonymousdiezel dawg says:
look her up fb casandra gran*rt
to diezel dawgYoursolame says:
Can’t tell about the face, but her body is smoking hot.
to Yoursolame619 says:
LOPSIDED BOOBS..LONG NECK..BIG FOREHEAD..SUNGLASSES TOO DAMN BIG ON THAT RAT FACE.
to 619the wifey says:
is it me or is every chick in Newport on HGH these days?
to the wifeydiezel says:
newport chicks cant afford the grizowth, let alone a fake louis small wallet zip…buncha broke as druggy leechers like this one look up her giant 7head on the spacebook: casandra p0hlert
to diezelCas says:
Thanks for finally putting me on the dirty!! Lol Whoever put me on here must have gotten their poor lil feelings hurt by me. Hahaha xoxo luv’s to u all!
to CasCuhsandra says:
As one Cassandra to another… Let me tell you… you need to work on your man stomach, you are not proportionate and that doesn’t make you “Hot”. Fake tits don’t automatically give you the “hot” factor.
To make it clear, your body screams 14 year old girl, and your tits scream 24 years old just got approved for my titty loan. These two things don’t go together… Work on it.
to CuhsandraMr. Obvious says:
Obviously she sucks dick. You get fake tits to enhance your dick sucking experience.
to Mr. Obvious