Definition Of A Greek Sloot


Definition of Slut

Definition of Slut

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Lauren H*ly AKA Pookie, more like POOPIE. ew she is so gross first of all her make up is like cake face status and she might seem sweet and innocent…biggest SL*T EVER. She is a Pi Beta Phi at u of a and being a pi phi, she is a disgrace to our sorority…blast this b*tch! she needs to learn that as a freshman your reputation is important and she is blowing that. Her vagina has been passed around from frat to frat to frat. girls in other sororities tell me how gross she is its embarrassing! she needs to hear it for herself, what do you think?

I don’t know what’s worse her cat piss hair or her whoville face?- nik


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  1. December 28, 2009 at 7:21 am

    everyone's retarded... says:

    dude clearly this chick is a slut and clearly a piphi put it up i believe that whoever posted this knows her personally. did you see her comment up there?? EW like WTF why the hell would u ever say pink tender pussy…like lauren come on that’s disgusting. if ur trying to tell people ur not such a slut then dont be saying shit like that. and yeah u are disgusting looking and ur make up looks like i could scoop it off ur whoville face with a spoon…nasty.

    ALSO just so everyone knows…the comments that are NICE but ANONYMOUS are self posts by lauren herself trying to make herself look cool. haha if u look @ the times between each comment its like 5 minutes…sooo lame lauren u are sooo gay.

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  2. December 29, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    Don't know her... says:

    I have no idea who this girl is but she is gorgeous and I feel like she should not be on The Dirty!

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  3. December 31, 2009 at 4:38 am

    anonymous says:

    lay off the bronzer sweetheart

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  4. December 31, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    embarrassing says:

    ASU SHOULD LAY OFF THE U OF A PAGE!
    trying to make if sound like a pi phi from u of a only makes you jealous and a coward
    your disgrace to the pi phi name doing this to a sister and you can not compare one sorority to another like those of axo THANKS each house is different and pi phi is full of awesome girls. lauren is gorgeous and its upsetting that someone could put her up here and label her as something she is NOT.
    and for all you random strangers posting comments about her appearance i dont know who you even think you are to say stuff the that?? reallly grow up.

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  5. December 31, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    TRUTH says:

    an ASU PI PHI POSTED THIS not a U OF A.
    we know true sisterhood at arizona.

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  6. January 3, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    Anonymous says:

    this chick gets passed around apache-santa cruz like a hot potato

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  7. January 4, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    Mike Hunt says:

    I CANT BELIEVE UA PI PHIS DID THIS TO THEIR OWN “SISTER”

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  8. January 4, 2010 at 7:21 pm

    yeahhhh biiiitch says:

    my hommie tapped that sh*t and gave her a urinary track infection! he had to take her to the hospital and everything! whata slutttttttttttttttttttt

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  9. January 9, 2010 at 6:24 pm

    Hmm.. says:

    I wonder if her new boy friend knows she is gonna cheat on him, and take him for all he’s worth. She’s done that to the past 10 boy toys she’s had. Good luck sucker.

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  10. January 13, 2010 at 8:49 pm

    K-LOVE says:

    the only person she is f*cking is her boyfriend, so everyone can shut up now :) pi phi’s at ASU, get your sh*t together

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    • January 20, 2010 at 11:54 pm

      Anonymous says:

      An ASU Pi Phi would never waste their time bashing on another Pi Phi sister like this. It was definitely not an ASU Pi Phi and I have no idea why someone would make that up. so ridiculous

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    • January 13, 2010 at 11:05 pm

      For now... says:

      You obviously have only known this girl since college. You shoulda seen the sh*t this girl did to all her other boy friends. She’s too much of a drunk flirt, and horny girl to be tied down to one dude. I’ll put 100 on it right now they’re done in 2 months.

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  11. January 18, 2010 at 11:22 pm

    Ahahahaha says:

    This girl where’s way too much makeup and she looks like a stalky midget with her midget arms folded like that!!! Most guys actually like a non cake face!

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  12. January 19, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    cindy lou hoe says:

    She’s one of those girls who refers to her boyfriend as boo, boyfriend, and my boy. enough said. he’s a not property b*tch, hes a person. & i believe people come with names.

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  13. January 19, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    UNFORTUNATE says:

    Im one of her sisters in the pi phi house. cute girl, nice girl, way to much cake face. Pretty fake with people she doesnt like, which is few. The only thing i have a problem with, which clearly many of you already mentioned is every status has her new bf’s name in it, shes already posted god knows how many pictures & she acts like a 7th grader who just got her first boyfriend. STOP POSTING THE CORNY VIDEOS AND ACTNG LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD. ALSO, in regards to her being a sl*t, she never goes home with the girls she goes out with, they always complain. its jsut a girl lookin for a little to much attention, its a shame.

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  14. January 20, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    Anonymous says:

    My boy chris in the pic rode this shit, and fiji rides this chick like no other! Damn! :-)

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  15. January 22, 2010 at 2:56 am

    ??? says:

    I tapped that, and i heard stories about her and she is deffiently a sl*t

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  16. January 22, 2010 at 2:59 am

    whaaaa says:

    my boy hit that…shes pretty cute but a hugeee slur!!

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  17. January 22, 2010 at 3:09 am

    yuuup says:

    Pookie? Says:
    No one in college calls her that, this had to have been one of her awesome High School friends. And yea she might be the biggest drunk flirt in the world, she will only bang you if you’re sexy as sh*t. She’ll dome up anyone, but saves the v*g for winners

    ….i must be sexy as sh*t then! :)

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  18. January 24, 2010 at 11:07 pm

    OMG says:

    Her and her gay boyfriend ALREADY BROKE UP. why? HE COULDNT TAKE HER BENG SUCH A DRUNK SL*T ALL THE TIME. fact.

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    • January 25, 2010 at 10:44 am

      I called it!!!! says:

      “You obviously have only known this girl since college. You shoulda seen the sh*t this girl did to all her other boy friends. She’s too much of a drunk flirt, and horny girl to be tied down to one dude. I’ll put 100 on it right now they’re done in 2 months”

      I lovveeeeeee being right.

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  19. January 25, 2010 at 10:04 pm

    OMG says:

    i love you being right too. ahahaha

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  20. February 2, 2010 at 9:53 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Lauren is the nicest girl at U of A. Whoever posted this is a f*g

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  21. February 7, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    sketch. says:

    first of all. your the disgrace to your sorority for putting your own sister on the dirty. second i met her today during lunch and shes a legit girl. super nice.

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  22. February 23, 2010 at 1:08 am

    but actually says:

    ha the funny thing is i’ve actually seen this girl out on multiple occasions with different guys. One night at a party with one guy and the next day on a date at chipotle with another.. so much for this “boyfriend”.

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  23. March 25, 2010 at 12:14 am

    Mason says:

    Dam girl hit me up!

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  24. March 25, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    DELTA CHI AZ says:

    She won’t even come to DCHI after her and I hit it up last semester. I see her with dudes from time to time. Its hilarious. Shes much downgraded since I tore it up.

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  25. April 11, 2010 at 2:16 pm

    Anonymous says:

    i went to middle school with this girl and through the years id have to say “yes, she is a get around girl” but still hot

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  26. April 20, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    The truth says:

    Hey nik, is this the new Divorce Barbie we’ve heard so much about..You know the one that comes with everybody else’s sht..lmfao..this slut has more mods to her face than a piece of Macgyver equipment..and she’s passing around infections? really? really Barbie..? tone down the tan or well start selling your skin for footballs to the athletic department..

    Do i even have to say anything about the brows on her Greg? lol hahahahahahaahh

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  27. April 25, 2010 at 10:15 pm

    Hehe, haha! says:

    Whoville! I love The Grinch.

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  28. May 5, 2010 at 2:28 am

    hcia girl says:

    i met her at a photoshoot, she’s the nicest person I’ve ever met

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  29. August 4, 2010 at 4:15 am

    Anonymous says:

    Definately sloot status, friend lived behind her in highschool….Pun intended

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  30. May 18, 2011 at 2:09 am

    O.o says:

    she looks really sweet. i think she’s rather attractive. why do females get blasted for being ‘sloots’ and not males? most men sleep around far more than females, but all they get is a high five and a beer for being ‘da man’. it’s sexism, guys. as long as you stay clean and safe…. let the girl have her fun. YOU don’t have to sleep with her if you don’t want to, but don’t bash her. personality is still what matters.

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