THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Lauren H*ly AKA Pookie, more like POOPIE. ew she is so gross first of all her make up is like cake face status and she might seem sweet and innocent…biggest SL*T EVER. She is a Pi Beta Phi at u of a and being a pi phi, she is a disgrace to our sorority…blast this b*tch! she needs to learn that as a freshman your reputation is important and she is blowing that. Her vagina has been passed around from frat to frat to frat. girls in other sororities tell me how gross she is its embarrassing! she needs to hear it for herself, what do you think?
I don’t know what’s worse her cat piss hair or her whoville face?- nik
everyone's retarded... says:
dude clearly this chick is a slut and clearly a piphi put it up i believe that whoever posted this knows her personally. did you see her comment up there?? EW like WTF why the hell would u ever say pink tender pussy…like lauren come on that’s disgusting. if ur trying to tell people ur not such a slut then dont be saying shit like that. and yeah u are disgusting looking and ur make up looks like i could scoop it off ur whoville face with a spoon…nasty.
ALSO just so everyone knows…the comments that are NICE but ANONYMOUS are self posts by lauren herself trying to make herself look cool. haha if u look @ the times between each comment its like 5 minutes…sooo lame lauren u are sooo gay.
to everyone's retarded...Don't know her... says:
I have no idea who this girl is but she is gorgeous and I feel like she should not be on The Dirty!
to Don't know her...anonymous says:
lay off the bronzer sweetheart
to anonymousembarrassing says:
ASU SHOULD LAY OFF THE U OF A PAGE!
to embarrassingtrying to make if sound like a pi phi from u of a only makes you jealous and a coward
your disgrace to the pi phi name doing this to a sister and you can not compare one sorority to another like those of axo THANKS each house is different and pi phi is full of awesome girls. lauren is gorgeous and its upsetting that someone could put her up here and label her as something she is NOT.
and for all you random strangers posting comments about her appearance i dont know who you even think you are to say stuff the that?? reallly grow up.
TRUTH says:
an ASU PI PHI POSTED THIS not a U OF A.
to TRUTHwe know true sisterhood at arizona.
Anonymous says:
thats bullshi*.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
this chick gets passed around apache-santa cruz like a hot potato
to AnonymousLike says:
I wish the dirty had a like button, I would so click it here…
to LikeMike Hunt says:
I CANT BELIEVE UA PI PHIS DID THIS TO THEIR OWN “SISTER”
to Mike Huntyeahhhh biiiitch says:
my hommie tapped that sh*t and gave her a urinary track infection! he had to take her to the hospital and everything! whata slutttttttttttttttttttt
to yeahhhh biiiitchFor real? says:
Seriously?
to For real?Hmm.. says:
I wonder if her new boy friend knows she is gonna cheat on him, and take him for all he’s worth. She’s done that to the past 10 boy toys she’s had. Good luck sucker.
to Hmm..K-LOVE says:
the only person she is f*cking is her boyfriend, so everyone can shut up now
pi phi’s at ASU, get your sh*t together
to K-LOVEAnonymous says:
An ASU Pi Phi would never waste their time bashing on another Pi Phi sister like this. It was definitely not an ASU Pi Phi and I have no idea why someone would make that up. so ridiculous
to AnonymousFor now... says:
You obviously have only known this girl since college. You shoulda seen the sh*t this girl did to all her other boy friends. She’s too much of a drunk flirt, and horny girl to be tied down to one dude. I’ll put 100 on it right now they’re done in 2 months.
to For now...Ahahahaha says:
This girl where’s way too much makeup and she looks like a stalky midget with her midget arms folded like that!!! Most guys actually like a non cake face!
to Ahahahahacindy lou hoe says:
She’s one of those girls who refers to her boyfriend as boo, boyfriend, and my boy. enough said. he’s a not property b*tch, hes a person. & i believe people come with names.
to cindy lou hoeUNFORTUNATE says:
Im one of her sisters in the pi phi house. cute girl, nice girl, way to much cake face. Pretty fake with people she doesnt like, which is few. The only thing i have a problem with, which clearly many of you already mentioned is every status has her new bf’s name in it, shes already posted god knows how many pictures & she acts like a 7th grader who just got her first boyfriend. STOP POSTING THE CORNY VIDEOS AND ACTNG LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD. ALSO, in regards to her being a sl*t, she never goes home with the girls she goes out with, they always complain. its jsut a girl lookin for a little to much attention, its a shame.
to UNFORTUNATEAnonymous says:
My boy chris in the pic rode this shit, and fiji rides this chick like no other! Damn!
to Anonymous??? says:
I tapped that, and i heard stories about her and she is deffiently a sl*t
to ???whaaaa says:
my boy hit that…shes pretty cute but a hugeee slur!!
to whaaaayuuup says:
Pookie? Says:
No one in college calls her that, this had to have been one of her awesome High School friends. And yea she might be the biggest drunk flirt in the world, she will only bang you if you’re sexy as sh*t. She’ll dome up anyone, but saves the v*g for winners
….i must be sexy as sh*t then!
to yuuupOMG says:
Her and her gay boyfriend ALREADY BROKE UP. why? HE COULDNT TAKE HER BENG SUCH A DRUNK SL*T ALL THE TIME. fact.
to OMGI called it!!!! says:
“You obviously have only known this girl since college. You shoulda seen the sh*t this girl did to all her other boy friends. She’s too much of a drunk flirt, and horny girl to be tied down to one dude. I’ll put 100 on it right now they’re done in 2 months”
I lovveeeeeee being right.
to I called it!!!!OMG says:
i love you being right too. ahahaha
to OMGAnonymous says:
Lauren is the nicest girl at U of A. Whoever posted this is a f*g
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
thats a joke haah
to Anonymoussketch. says:
first of all. your the disgrace to your sorority for putting your own sister on the dirty. second i met her today during lunch and shes a legit girl. super nice.
to sketch.but actually says:
ha the funny thing is i’ve actually seen this girl out on multiple occasions with different guys. One night at a party with one guy and the next day on a date at chipotle with another.. so much for this “boyfriend”.
to but actuallyMason says:
Dam girl hit me up!
to MasonDELTA CHI AZ says:
She won’t even come to DCHI after her and I hit it up last semester. I see her with dudes from time to time. Its hilarious. Shes much downgraded since I tore it up.
to DELTA CHI AZAnonymous says:
i went to middle school with this girl and through the years id have to say “yes, she is a get around girl” but still hot
to AnonymousThe truth says:
Hey nik, is this the new Divorce Barbie we’ve heard so much about..You know the one that comes with everybody else’s sht..lmfao..this slut has more mods to her face than a piece of Macgyver equipment..and she’s passing around infections? really? really Barbie..? tone down the tan or well start selling your skin for footballs to the athletic department..
Do i even have to say anything about the brows on her Greg? lol hahahahahahaahh
to The truthHehe, haha! says:
Whoville! I love The Grinch.
to Hehe, haha!hcia girl says:
i met her at a photoshoot, she’s the nicest person I’ve ever met
to hcia girlAnonymous says:
Definately sloot status, friend lived behind her in highschool….Pun intended
to AnonymousO.o says:
she looks really sweet. i think she’s rather attractive. why do females get blasted for being ‘sloots’ and not males? most men sleep around far more than females, but all they get is a high five and a beer for being ‘da man’. it’s sexism, guys. as long as you stay clean and safe…. let the girl have her fun. YOU don’t have to sleep with her if you don’t want to, but don’t bash her. personality is still what matters.
to O.o