THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Lauren H*ly AKA Pookie, more like POOPIE. ew she is so gross first of all her make up is like cake face status and she might seem sweet and innocent…biggest SL*T EVER. She is a Pi Beta Phi at u of a and being a pi phi, she is a disgrace to our sorority…blast this b*tch! she needs to learn that as a freshman your reputation is important and she is blowing that. Her vagina has been passed around from frat to frat to frat. girls in other sororities tell me how gross she is its embarrassing! she needs to hear it for herself, what do you think?
I don’t know what’s worse her cat piss hair or her whoville face?- nik
Anonymous says:
Sweetie, i have only met you a few times but you are so beautiful. Don’t let this bother you. Knowing you, you have your head held high and this isnt even crossing your mind anymore! Love you baby girl!!
And for the sweetie who posted this… GO TO HELL you jealous, ugly, c*nt b*tch ass wh*re
to AnonymousASWho says:
For the Pi Phi girl who posted this, you better pray your name isn’t Lauren or Sarah.
to ASWhom gawd women says:
The post is way more funny then the girl herself.
Poor little dumb sor wh**res
.. guess none of you got the memo that all of the uofA makes fun of you guys because you are a brain-dead Stepford cult!
you all look the same, act the same, and have the combinded i.q. of just one average U of A student.
Go back to Cali and choke on some tanning lotion already
to m gawd womenAnonymous says:
this is the best thing I have ever read and SO true
to Anonymouspulled IP REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD says:
she wrote this one too… little crazy
to pulled IP REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADreally? says:
lauren could not be a more sweet girl i have not once heard her say a mean thing about anyone and this is just horrible that someone would do this to her. who ever did this should spend their time trying to be more like her by respecting others. You should be ashamed of your self for being so cruel to such a wonderful person. If anything you are just complimenting lauren by giving her so much attention.
Lauren, i love you! you are one of the best people i know and by far one of the funniest! love you!!!!
to really?Anonymous says:
Lauren you are the sweetest and prettiest girl:) don’t let this get to you baby!
to AnonymousLauren says:
Thank you everyone for the kind words in my defense. I want to go on the record and say that I am not a slut. I havent even hooked up with anyone while at school yet. I love my sorority and all the girls involved. Most of them are straight forward, some not so much.
I want to go on record and say that my vagina is very pink, tight and tender and none of you boys will get this
to Laurenanonymous says:
and that doesn’t sound sl*tty? mmmkkkay
to anonymous?? says:
what the f*ck i agree that you shouldn’t be bashed its rude but if that really is lauren and your talking about your “tight tender” vagina your probably a lying slut..
to ??WOW says:
Your soo cute, sweet, and amazing. Bitches will always f*cking hate, cause you look beautiful when your ready, and when you just woke up in the morning. Girls are stupid and jealous. O ya and to the bitch who posted this, just because you sleep around, and the boys your sleeping with dream that they could be with lauren instead, DOESNT give you the right to lie bout her on here.
to WOWAnonymous says:
“I want to go on record and say that my vagina is very pink, tight and tender and none of you boys will get this.
”
do you kiss your daddy with that mouth, he must be sooooooooooooooo proud, right along with all your sisters
you all look alike, slut around frats and pool parties and make a disgrace out of the purpose of university life
lay off the mac attack & eyeliner
to AnonymousLauren I love u says:
Your soo cute, sweet, and amazing. Bitches will always f*cking hate, cause you look beautiful when your ready, and when you just woke up in the morning. Girls are stupid and jealous. O ya and to the bitch who posted this, just because you sleep around, and the boys your sleeping with dream that they could be with lauren instead, DOESNT give you the right to lie bout her on here.
to Lauren I love uAnonymous says:
Just for the record, not all pi phi girls look alike…AT ALL one of the girls in my hall is adorable and she is asian, another girl I know is blonde and curvy! Break these stereotypes! all sorority girls are different and diverse, no house has all girls that are all blonde and tan! Lauren I haven’t actually met you but i have seen you around campus and in our dorm. But from what I can tell you have some amazing friends, never let them go!
p.s. Karma!
to Anonymousp says:
I believe that this lady is beautifully bangable. That is my professional opinion. Nothing else shall be said from here on out
to pJenkins says:
haha….whoville face
to JenkinsBob the Builder says:
She might be full of STDs but I’d still have her give me a handjob
to Bob the BuilderAnonymous says:
I worked with Lauren for two years at two different places..shes super nice and sweet and shes really pretty. You guys obviously have nothing better to do with your lives then talk bad about people you don’t even know to feel better about yourselves. And for the person who posted this in the first place, what is your problem? The purpose of a sorority is to be supportive of each other and to stick up for one another. I’m in a sorority at UofA, and now i’m SO glad i didn’t rush pi phi, clearly they are a bunch of back stabbing bitches!
to Anonymouslaurens lover! says:
First off, for whoever wrote this, youre obviously not a Pi Phi. If you knew lauren you’d know that shes NOTHING like what everyone is making her out to be. Shes one of the sweetest, most genuine girls at this school, and one of THE BEST GIRLS in her sorority.
to laurens lover!Grow up and get a life because this is just ridiculous. Youre obviously jealous of Lauren, and need to get a grip on the shit life you live.
LAUREN, girlfrannn be flattered someone took the time out of their lives to “bash” you, it backfired because now youre getting even more attention for being the hottass you are and for having super cute pics on the dirty! get it girlll!!
DG’s love you!
Jessica Pi Phi says:
Look I am a Pi Phi and I am sick of everyone calling us Pie Thighs
to Jessica Pi PhiTayyyyy. says:
That’s why the greek life is retarded. The girls are fake, and the guys are a bunch of homos.
to Tayyyyy.yes says:
thank you.
ever heard one of their conversations?
-NEVER intellectual
..and the guys are burnt and wear flip flops.. ulk really??
to yesAnonymous says:
im in a frat. i got mine. so did a lot of my pledges. shes shameless.
to AnonymousCOMPLETELY agree with the dirty army says:
I am in a frat at UofA. i got mine. and i witnessed her getting with atleast 4 of my pledges.
and pie thighs earned there name.
to COMPLETELY agree with the dirty armyPookie? says:
No one in college calls her that, this had to have been one of her awesome High School friends. And yea she might be the biggest drunk flirt in the world, she will only bang you if you’re sexy as shit. She’ll dome up anyone, but saves the vag for winners.
to Pookie?Anonymous says:
i yearn for her loins
to Anonymousseriously says:
If this really was a “sister” who posted this, you don’t deserve to be a Pi Phi. Get over yourself, it’s not high school anymore.
to seriouslyAnonymous says:
this girl is super nice but as for sleeping around…i dunooo
to Anonymous... says:
Its probably her gay ass ex boyfriend ZACH
to ...Chester says:
So what else is new, most pi phi’s are whores.
to Chesterd says:
dont hate on her, shes pretty sick
to dDumb girls says:
Stupid girls come to Arizona just to party it up. Dont do shit in their lives and are completely worthless. Their hoping they find some rich ass girl 2 marry and use up all his money. Stupid bitches needdd to suck a fat cacckk
to Dumb girlsThe Truth says:
and shes got a banging f*ckin body, props to anyone who actually might have pounded this prime sirloin
to The TruthThanks says:
Bro she’s amazing. She bangs out on you like it’s her job. It took a while to get in, but it was worth it.
to ThanksThe Truth says:
Haha I know shes gotten with atleast 2 dudes in my frat, but she didnt do a thing with them. And for the record, she is literally the sweetest girl ive ever talked to, unlike most of the dumbass bitches at this school who have the exact same personality. Get a f*ckin life sorority bitches the world doesnt revolve around you, and i like chicks who arent in sororities more, but for sure this chick is more of a tease than a slut
to The TruthMike Hunt says:
damn, this is sooo bad for pi phi now. what girl would want to rush a house full of slizzes who bash on their sisters like that. thats not sisterhood. thats soo not classy.
to Mike Hunthaha says:
in high school she pooped her pants in math class.
to hahawtf says:
no way.. priceless. which teacher
to wtfmeow! says:
grosssssssss ASU pi phis are hatin on the UA ones!
to meow!hahah says:
like ewwww like totally gross!
shut up
to hahahdumb dumb dumb says:
what makes you any better for posting someone you are supposed to be looking after?
You should have just grown some balls and pulled her aside and said something,
but posting that chick on this site?
to dumb dumb dumbdumb and a b*tch.. wow you really have something going for you there..
Really? says:
You are fat…
to Really?nope says:
weigh 117 bam b*tch!
to nopeRico says:
His girl sucks dick for money
to Rico?? says:
you are a typical white girl..orange with white hair haha you all look the same its confusing
to ??haha says:
you must be a purple crayon girl
to hahaAnonymous says:
hahahahaha
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
hey cat eyeliner and 10lbs of bronzer scare me, my poor pilow case would never recover…she’s a 6.5 at the most
to AnonymousPi Phi says:
This looks really bad for pi phi. you don’t put your sister on the dirty and you sure don’t include your houses name. thats just dumb. although…..
to Pi Phi1)SHE NEEDS TO WASH HER FACE
2)not wear that much make up
3)close her legs she is a sloot.
4)take the bump it out of her hair and throw them away.
wtf says:
fukcing sorority girls SUCK a lot who the fukc pays for friends? OMG GAMMA PHI ZETTAAA NUUU D!CK SUCKERSS
to wtfMike Hunt says:
THIS IS SOOO BAD FOR PI PHI
to Mike Huntpkp says:
whoever posted this..your a b*tch. Lauren is one of the nicest girls ive met.
to pkptay carlson says:
okay ive known lauren since like freshman year of high school i was her friend through senior year and i cheered on a team that practiced in the same place as her so i saw her almost every day.
this girl is SOOO sweet and SOOO nice. yeah you might think shes a fake b*tch because she IS too good to be true. this girl is the sh*t. why dont you put REAL sloots on here instead of sweet innocent girls like lauren.
pi phi…you are a TERRIBLE sorority and should be VERY embarrassed. f u for putting this sweet girl on here.
lauren. youre beautiful i love you and i miss you a lot. i hope all is well (drop pi phi) thats some BS. love you girl!
to tay carlsonTRUTH says:
sorry but you have to know her true sisters didnt post this.
those girls from asu pi phis can say the same though.
to TRUTHuofa says:
just so everyone knows the truth…a pi phi from ASU posted this. it wasnt a pi phi from uofa
to uofaAnonymous says:
i love you lauren!!
to Anonymousarizona alum says:
wow pi phi. thank god i didnt join that house.
to arizona alumMike Hunt says:
PI PHI IS THE NEW AXO AT UA
to Mike Hunt:o says:
Ive met lauren a few times and she is SO SWEET. im a freshmen that just rushed a house, not pi phi, and am so glad i didnt because id be so sad that an older girl would do this to one of my sisters. I know the girls in my house are above that . this is embarrassing to pi phi, not because of lauren, but because of the poster.
to :o=] says:
she is not a nice person, who ever said she is nice she fooled you. she is 110% fake. she wears way to much make up and she acts like her sh*t dont stink. shes cheated on almost every boyfriend she’s had. she is not a true friend. you guys need to see through her like a lot of people have.
to =]girl says:
do you eye liner different.
to girl